Marth was walking to the mall wehn he spotted his galpal Z chillin on a bench wit her freidnz and mrths enemy Inuyashaz! They was totez mackin on eachoda and mrth was so PO'DD!!! I mean liyk Mrth and Z were an item but Z was cheattin on him wit some poo hed named INUPOOPYA!!

"INYUPOOPA!" Mrth scremed, "YOU COULD HAVE CHEATED WIT ANY1, AND U CHOSE INUPOOPA?!??!"

"MRTH! I...I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!!!"

"NO ZELDA. U CANT. U KNOW ME AND INUPOOPYA ARE NEMESISES!!!!!!!!"

"MRT112083!!!!!!!! U NO DAT ILU!!!!!!! 3 (L)

and so, they went on msn.

XOOOO ZELDA (but maybe not anymore?) MRTH SEZ:

ZELDA WTF I THOT WE WERE LYK WHEELING?

ZELDADDY SEZ:

NO! NOT ANYMOER! I CANT BELIEEV U CHEATED ON ME!

mRHTZ SEZ!

IM SoRRY Z!

zELDA says:

U BETTAH BE! I SAW YOU AT THE MALL !

Mrth saez:

WIT - I N U P O O P Y A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! !! ! !!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

Kyle They Call Me Homework says:

just at mc Dicks -- uu guys wanna come?

Mrth sez;

AND MRTH U B COMIN 2 CHEAT ON ME AND U BE CKUYKJ MY HEART OUET THE WINDOW!

ZeLDAD SEZ

OMG Z U BITCH I HATE HER HAR I WIXH XIIK YOOOOOOh!

Harveen ses:

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooh thatz so xik!

ZZXOXOX(L) seiz:

YAH but like im so gay abnd lik i rly wana cvall u but like GAYY!

Sammii`` (L) eellaa escatxyyyyyy xoxoxoxooxoxoxxxoxox (L) LUV U TRENTT~?!?! seiz:

HEI BETH!!!!!!\\

Kyle - Naturally sayz:\

hey his name is KYLE!

MRTH XOXOX

Z I HATE U!! U CHEETED ION ME AND BROKE MA HART!!!! I DONT LUV U LIK# I LUVED U YESTURDAY!!!!!! (lol mcr lyrixx)

Ze4elda seeyss:

I am ovur UU!111 Eventho ur BURNIN UP i am SO over this sheettt liek i hate u and like GAY!!11\\\

Z HAZ JUST SIGNED OFF OMGGGEEEEe\

ily nick jonas plzzz reviewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xoxxoxoxooxoxoxoxxxxxxxoo

Authoaaaaaaaaaas noteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sayss (L):

Hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're on a scale of 1 to 10 about a 210 on the popular scale of 1 to 4, about a 3 but u guys are about a like 2 cause u guys are like not secretly 4's like me. PCE ! i hope u hva e a grate dai and reviewr fik good luck cuase we really like ppple to review our fikz and we really lke e i9fks kjia it z reall good nowe plaze review wit us ilyyy!!!!!!! i lll y ! ! ! ! ! ! !1 ! 1!1!1!1!1!1!1

THE AUTHAS have just signed off!