Aight. Right now, iss 12:17 A.M. Im kinda tired, really bored, and my bangs are parted wrong and look like anyway,this fic is M for a reason start leavin' hate mail just cuz "Percy and Annabeth cussed,that is so OOC!OMG!" cuz frankly, I told you, and iss yo fault if you read it , just to be clear,this is Rated M because of; dirty dancing, cussing, suggestive theme, dirty jokes and other humor, and very hot peeps (coughcoughNicocouchcough) touching other awesome oc'?oh,and I didn't misspell anything,thas the way I sound when I talk.i know iss kinda gansta,but I really hope it aint, and-

Percy; OKAY, THEY GET IT, JUST SHUT UP!

S.O.P. (Me); . and anyways, I wasn't saying anything, you're reading over my , telling me to shut up doesn't do anything.

Percy; obviously….

S.O.P. *gasp* for realz, is that anyway to talk to your sister?i think not!

Percy; half sister. And aren't I older?haha, roll that up and smoke it!

S.O.P….. do you want to make me go through a real intervention?i don't smoke.*Glances over shoulder at half brother sitting alone in his box* OR PUFF, HUFF, OR SNORT!

Percy; oh well then, never mind…

A Breakup And An .

P.P.O.V

"Whoa!"

"What the Hades?"

" Oh, wow!"

"She looks like she already knew.."

That was just a few of the things that were being murmured right know.

And of course, me being the incredibly smart, and educated Seaweed Brain I am, sat there, jaw at the center of the Earth, gawking.

Wow, I thought. This is awesome, but my cabin is a one room cabin, and she's a girl!

Lets clear things up a bit, shall we?

Flashback

I was hanging out with Annabeth , just pitching purposely stupid chariot ideas, (like 'lets make fly',or 'it really should have a bad odor that you can only smell if you're the enemy,' or my personal favorite, by Annabeth, ' it should say shit like "sex machine, lookin' good, and bad ass luv" on the side[ im still wondering why she blushed bright red after saying this]), walking around the lake in countless circles, when Chiron announced ' That a celebrity was visiting camp, that she was already here, not to harass her or her posse,' and ,strangely, he also said not to ' Talk to her until you have her boyfriend's permission.'

Annabeth turned to me and said, " Oh my God's, Percy, a celebrity! She's obviously a half blood, but I don't think there are any female half blood celeb's rite now. "

"Yeah, and whats up with the boyfriend comment? Is she shy, or what?"

"ugh! Maybe her boyfriends just an overly possessive jerk! You never know…"

"ya. Maybe, but we're all half bloods here."

"….What does that half to do with anything? "

"Oh, nothing I just like saying that more people than me and you are half bloods."

"…."

"What?"

"You're an idiot, Seaweed Brain."

"!"

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After i made my sacrifices to the God's, and sat down again, I snuck a look at the head table. There was no posse.

No camera crew.

No news anchors.

You would think, were there are famous people, there are other famous people to make sure the first famous person is exposed.

Right?

Nope.

Just a teenager (a couple years younger than me- maybe 14, or 15.), a preteen to young teen girl (she was pretty But not like Annabeth. WTF? Were did that come from? Anyway…),and another teenager about the same age.

Chiron said the celebrity was a girl, so…. Maybe that's the celeb's daughter?

I had a bad feeling in the pit of my gut.

Then Chiron made another announcement.

' this is Vienna Nami, Jake Simmons, Baby Jason, and Bobby J. You may or may not know Vienna for her extensive singing carrier. Please do not bother them extensively. Thank you.'

The dinning hall erupted in wispers.

Apparently, everyone knows her.

And, judging by the glowing trident above her head, so does my dad. Excuse me, our dad.

End Incredibly Not Good Flashback

So, that's how I ended up sitting here, wondering how I was going to get dressed in the morings, when I found out I had a sister. And, awww, that's so cute! Ugh, im turning into my mom.

But, all joking aside, how the Hades can you not say the little bitty trident floating over her babies head isn't just adorable?

Apparently a lot of people agreed with me. Until we all remembered that her dad's Poseidon, too. Did my sister have a baby with my dad?

Whilst musing my musings in my musing-y head, she walk over with her baby, sat down at my table and said

" im 13."

I just stared at her.

" and im completely random. Sometimes."

Looking back on it now, I probably could have said any number of things. But, I went with

"why not all the time?"

"because. Then America would think I was stupid, and what goes in the grapevine, doesn't ever come out as it went in."

"huh?"

"because of press telling lies, if I was stupid, people would think I did stupid things, like get drunk, and therefor people would think im easy, so people would think im a slut, so people would think Baby Jason is my son, and then people would think im from a dysfunctional family , because Shane is my brother."

"Ahhhhh."

"you don't understand any of that do you?"

That's when I knew this girl would be best friends with Annabeth. They even looked alike. Vienna had strait black hair, with bright blue strips died in. well okay I lied about that. her obvious intelligence was as far as there similarities went. She had pale skin,wide deep sea trench blue eyes, and she was very skinny. Not like, shapley skinny, even though she did have curves. But she had worked out sometime recently. Her hair reached mid back, and she had long, horizontal bangs that ended at the top of her eyes. Full lips. pierced ears.

"not one bit."

"in other words, the press would tell people Jason was me and Jakes son."

"that makes a lot more sense."

" kinda why I said it."

" really? I had no idea, that is amazing!" I said, layering on the sarcasm.

" I know right! Aren't I just sooooo smart!" she said, just as sarcastic as me.

"Suuuuure-" was all I managed to get out before we both started laughing like crazy.

" BWAHAHAHA"

We both looked at her lap to see Jason looking up and giggling right along with us.

"oh,im sorry, this is Jason. Jason say high to Percy."

I almost said awwwwwwww! Out loud when Jason kinda waved, giggled and then tried to reach me by stretching out his arms towards me.

I started to reach for him when I rememberd to ask, "Can I?".

"Sure. He's you're brother too." She said as she handed him to me.

"Hey Jason!" I cooed, as he grabbed ahold of my shirt and laid his head on my chest.

Now, iv held a baby before, but not one this cute. Damn, it is weird calling your own brother cute. I highly recommend that you never do it.

"Jake….." I looked up to see Vienna give somebody over my shoulder a warning glance.i turned around and stood up, immediately and effectively drawing the attention of everyone in the room, to see the fifteen year old (Jake I guess) striding up to get in my face about something. Now, ive never even met the guy, and I already know I hated him.

" that's my kid" he said in a voice that would make most girls swoon.

"So says the press." I replied.

"What?"

"nice to meet you to." WTF? Were the hell did Annabeth come from? One second shes sitting at her table watching this, and now shes over here taking Jason from me to balance him on her hip.

"Jake," Vienna said before he got a chance to open his mouth." He is not you're baby," she said, taking Jason from Annabeth, wich dissapionted me. I kinda liked the idea of Annabeth holding a black haired, sea eyed baby….." and we are in the land the land of no press."

Jake just looked at her. "so?"

"so im saying, I can do this and not get flocked by the press. Its over."

"Why to go V!" great. Now the mixed guy was in.

"yeah. He seems so uptight and bitchy." Again I say, WTF? When did Nico get in this? And I guess we were gonna just ignore jake now.

"yes he is," Vienna spat at Jake. Then she got a good look at Nico. The brief look of amazement was enough to get me thinking that my sister (.) and my friend could have a chance.

But all hope was lost as she asked Annabeth " you wanna go outside?"

"sure."

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"Okay, lets see who she is." Annabeth whispered.

"nooo, im out hear risking getting eaten by harpies for nothing!" I whispered/hissed.

"Percy. I will push you out of this tree."

I shut up as soon as that was said.

Anyway.

Annabeth was Googeling (r_tm) 'Vienna Nami' so we could see the kind of stuff she was famous for.

And god's was I shocked.

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And that was 1567 word, counting the top authers note. My first percy Jackson fanfic. I am quite pleased.

Percy; .siblings.

Vienna; is something about having siblings wrong?

Jason;goo!

S.O.P/Percy/Vienna;awwwwwwwww!

Okay.i will not update until I get 1 good review. And I get mad when people set review numbers, but this is just 1.

If there are mistakes, I don't really care iss late an I wanna sleep!but it still helps to be told….