Just so you know I am not stealing this from anyone else. The idea came to me when I was on a bus with some friends. I now give you my version of Kiss, Kill, Marry Tiva style.
Tony and Ziva sat in the bullpen finishing their paperwork. They were the last ones there and were getting tired.
"Ziva?" Tony said yawning.
"Yes?" She replied.
"I need a break." Ziva looked at him. "So?"
"You need a break too, right?"
"I guess."
"I know a game to pass the time."
"What?"
"Kiss, Kill, Marry."
"Is this anything like Pick 5?"
"Kinda, except three guys are picked and you don't say if you'd date them."
"I'll let you go first." Ziva said hesitantly.
"Okay, Director Vance, Probie, and Palmer."
"You have to have better choices than that."
"Nope. Go."
"Kiss Palmer, Kill Vance, and marry Probie."
"Do you have feelings for our little Probie- wan?"
"No! You didn't give me better choices. My turn." Ziva said smiling.
"Shoot."
"Abby, Hollis, or that girl in Cyber Crimes who was suspected for murder."
"Cyber Crimes!"
"Yep." Ziva smirked.
"Fine. I'd kiss the girl from Cyber Crimes, Marry Abby, and Kill Hollis."
"Why would you kill Hollis?"
"She's not right for Gibbs. Orlando Bloom, Cary Grant, and Me." Ziva gave him a puzzled look.
"Kiss, Kill, or Marry?"
"Kiss Cary, Kill Orlando, and Marry you."
"Why would you marry me?"
"I am never going to meet any of them except you. Kiera Knightly, Audrey Hepburn, and me."
"Kiss Audrey, Kill Kiera, and Marry you."
"Me?"
"Yeah, you're the only one that would sound right with the last name DiNozzo." He smiled at her. She threw a paper ball at him. He threw it back at her. Before they knew it they had started a paper ball fight amongst themselves and, unknown to them, new material for McGee's new book.
I hope you thought it was okay. I know it was probably mild for a Tiva fic.