What's the Difference

Dr. Rune: All right dawgs this is your first big recording time, SO NO FUCKING AROUND!!!

Rei, Shinji, and Asuka:



What's the difference between me and you?

What's the difference between me and you?

Rei:

Back when Touji was rollin with Hikari in the classroom

I was bangin wit a gang of clones

Got Adam and Lilith, got down to business, but sometimes

The NERV end of this shit can turn your friends against you

But you was a real Angel I could sense it in you

I still remember the Eva that crushed you

That's fucked up, but I'll never forget the shit you been through

And I'ma do whatever it takes to convince you

Cuz you my brother Shinji, and Asuka I'm still wit you

Fuck the beef, German I miss you, and that's just being real wit you

You see the truth is

Everyone wants to know how close me and Gendou is

And who I was ever cool wit

Then I got these fake-ass Angels I first drew with

Claimin they non-violent, talking like they (Voice sample)

Say nuttin in Evas, speak only to Ikari

Move the units, then say shit and we can do this

Until then, I ain't even speakin a word

Just keep my name outta your mouth and we can keep it the same

Angel, it ain't that I'm too big to listen to the kids

It's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em

That's the difference

Chorus: Reix2

What's the difference between me and you?

You talk a good one- but you don't do what you supposed to do

I act on what I'm told and never deal wit emotions

I'm used to livin big dog style and straight pilotin

Asuka:

Yo I stay wit it

While Shinji try to perpetrate, play wit it

Never knew about the next level until Rei did it (YEAH!)

I stay egotistic while you motherfuckers baby-sitted

I smash you critics like an overhand right Ritsuko

(YEAH!) Come and get it, shitted on Angels by the millions.

I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelins

So what the fuck am I supposed to do?

I pop Evas and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (Come on!)

A heartless bastard, high and plastered

My style is like the reaction from too much LCL - never come down

Pass it around if you can't handle it

Hang these Angels by they Rei laminates

What's the difference between me and you? (What?)

About five mil, three Evas, and two pilots

Until my death, I'm Asuka

I suggest you hold your breath till ain't nothing left

Yo, that's the difference

Chorus: Reix2

Shinji:

Alright, hold up hold up!

STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE!! I got sometin to say

Rei; I wanna tell you this shit right now while the fuckin mood is in me

(The fuck?!) I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg

I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit

Rei:

Riiight? Shinji, I don't know if you ever noticed it

But I've had your back from day one, brother let's blow this bitch

Shinji:

I mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?

Rei:

Well, if you ever kill that Misato bitch I'll show you where the ocean is.

Shinji:

Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer

But if I do decide to really murder my guardian

I'ma set her up in the front seat with sunglasses on her

And cruise around for seven hours through Tokyo-3

And have her waving at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner

At Nerv and drive off honkin the horn for her

Raw dawg, get your arm sliced off

Drop the sawed off and beat you with the piece it was sawed off of

Fuck LCL, I wanna see lungs coughed up

Get shot up in the hot tub till bubbles pop up

And they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water

That's for trying to talk like the Eva was lost product

That's for even THINKIN of havin them thoughts thought up!

You better show some respect whenever the Rei is brought up!!

So what's the difference between us? We can start at the Eva

Or we can scream, 'I'm so Fucked Up," and see who means it!

Chorus: Reix1

All: What's the difference between me and you? (BANG!!!!)

Dr. Rune: Good job everyone, now from the top!

Asuka: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! WE JUST SPENT SIX HOURS RECORDING!!!!

Nick: The machine was unplugged.

(Anime fall over.)

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Rune: I know, it's been awhile but I brought you another music masterpiece. Word up, soon as I'm done with Sting of the Scorpion I will focus all my attention on Spider in the Eva.