A/N: I have been listening to the ORIGINAL 1979 BROADWAY CAST for, like, a week nonstop, and I have fell in love with Sweeney Todd again. Then, I was bored, and thought of a TwilightxSweeney Todd crossover! I'm so cool!

AND I GOT MY NEW IPOD TODAY!!! I renamed it 'SweenyPod' Isn't that amazing!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Or Sweeney Todd, for that matter. But Jacob Black does live in my basement, no joke! (my da saw him... for realisies!!) Anyway…


Our story begins with Edward sitting behind a mahogany desk wearing s turn-of-the century suit. Bella is beside him, with a hand on his shoulder, sporting a Lucretia Garfield dress. (She was James Garfield's wife and every dress for that era I automatically associate with her for a certain reason. If you care to know what this is, message me.) Edward opens a thick leather-bound novel and starts:

"This is the tale of Carlisle Cullen, a doctor from London who was accused of a crime he did not commit and sent to a prison camp in the southern part of America, by Texas."

Bella giggles and Edward glares at her to make her stop, and continues:

"Carlisle had many clients, most of them wealthy and of good renown. His clients were never heard from again. What happens then? Well, that's the story and he wouldn't want me to give it away."

Bella smiles, "Not Carlisle."

"Not Carlisle Cullem." They say together, "The Demon Doctor of Fleet Street."


A/N: Sorry for the short prologue! Chapert 1 is almost done... s'real cool!

Here's the list of who everyone is going to be.

CARLISLE CULLEN AS SWEENEY TODD

ESME AS MRS LOVETT

JASPER WHITLOCK AS ANTHONY HOPE

ALICE BRANDON AS JOHANNA Barker or Todd or Oakley, (or Turpin?) I don't know… pick one.

TANYA AS BEGGAR WOMAN

DR. PERRY COX AS PIRELLI

JACOB BLACK AS TOBIAS

CHARLIE SWAN AS JUDGE TURPIN

MIKE NEWTON AS BEADLE BAMFORD

EDWARD and BELLA are the NARRATORS, but they probably won't be around much.

ROSALIE, EMMETT, JESSICA, ANGELA, etc. are ASSORTED CUSTOMERS and TOWNSPEOPLE.