His Toad-Like Extension By Father Hulk

Author's Notes: Hi! I recently have become obsessed with the Battletoads series, so I thought a fic was in order. Enjoy! I don't own Battletoads or anything associated it. (Although if I did, you can bet your marbles I'd be making games with them still, and NOT some phony-ass youtube teaser that is so obviously not real! BAH!)

Zitz was sitting on the couch watching television when Princess Angelica walked in.

"Good evening, Zitz," she said demurely, clasping her hands together.

"Evening, Princess," Zitz replied, not looking away from the television.

"Um.. Zitz… I was wondering if you could… aah… help me with something…?"

Zitz looked away from the TV, interested. "What is it?"

Angelica's nervousness seemed to increase as she responded. "Well… remember how your powers enable you to magnify your limbs to defeat enemies? Like when your fist got very large to knock out the psyko-pigs?"

"Yeah?"

"Or how you formed a giant boot to eliminate the members of the rat pack?"

"…Yes?"

"Well… I seem to be having a… problem, and I was wondering if your powers also allowed you to… well… extend the length of… certain things?"

"…Maybe," Zitz said, already wise to her purpose, wiggling the lumps that served for eyebrows as he peered at her over his sunglasses. "Are you… sure you want me to 'help' you like that?"

"Yes!" Angelica replied, her voice bubbly with excitement. "Oh this is fantastic! Come on!" She grabbed his hand and pulled him into her room.

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"So…" Zitz said smugly, "Whaddya think?"

Angelica clasped her hands together in wonder. "My, that is impressive! It can get so long!"

"I know," Zitz said with a grin. "And I'll bet I can do things for you that Pimple couldn't even begin to accomplish."

"I don't doubt it," Angelica said, pleased.

"Are you ready?" Zitz asked, stretching.

"Yes, let's get started right away!"

"Here we go, princess!"

And Zitz reached over to the table and picked up the light bulbs, then extended his arms so long that they could reach Angelica's cathedral-high ceiling, and began screwing them in.

"Oh my, you're so helpful!" Angelica cooed.

"I'm happy to do it," Zitz said pleasantly. He screwed in the last one and brought his arms back to normal length.

"Well, thank you very much, sir Battletoad," Angelica said, patting Zitz on the head.

"No problem," Zitz said, and as he was leaving he turned and said, "You know, these powers can be used for… other things, too," with a hint in his voice.

Angelica made a face. "Eww, don't be gross, Zitz."

Zitz laughed. "Yeah, you're right."

THE END

© Father Hulk