"OMG! Hermione! It's coming out tonight! Tonight!" the girl that Harry had never seen before squealed and ran off. Hermione even let out a little squeak and was hopping up and down a bit.

"What's coming out tonight?" Ron asked.

"Twilight!" Hermione squealed.

"What's Twilight?" Instantly Ron found himself being glared at by a rather murderous looking group of girls.

"Twilight," Hermione began "Is only about the awesomest book series ever, it's about a sexy vampire who falls in love with a human, tonight the movie comes out," The girls who had one looked murderous instantly began chattering excitedly. One girl broke apart from the group and walked over to Harry and Ron.

"Hi!" she grinned. Harry gave her an uncertain smile.

"You should come tonight," the girl said, "It's going to be really awesome, plus pretty much all the girls of the school will be there if you're looking for a chick, it's going to be really fun, you really should come,"

"Um, I guess we could," Harry mumbled.

"Yes!" the girl jumped in the air. "By the way, I'm Renee, like Bella's mom, only I wish my name was Rosalie so that Emmett could be mine,"

One of the girls in the large group screamed "Team Jacob," And they were all sent into a large discussion about 'Team Edward' or 'Team Jacob.'

"I guess we're going," Ron mumbled.

That night Harry and Ron showed up at the Room of Requirement were the movie was to be shown. They stepped in cautiously. Renee was right, just about the entire female population of Hogwarts was there. Renee was waiting for them. She squealed and waved. Hermione was right next to her. Harry and Ron looked around for another boy, there was only one more. Henrick Davis, a 5th year who was so obviously gay.

"Great, it's just us, girls, and a gay guy," Ron mumbled. The light's darkened and Hermione and Renee dragged them over to some seats. The movie began.

When Edward came on screen everyone cheered, except Renee Harry noticed. Who stayed dutifully silent. Then there was this scene with this large muscle guy in it. Renee's cheers outdid those of the Edward fan girls. There was another point when Renee stood up, threw her shoe at the screen, and screamed "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS!" A few girls cheered along with her. Then the final fight sequence arrived. Everyone was standing up cheering as if it were a quidditch game. Harry and Ron who were by now so deeply into the movie were cheering along with them. The movie finished. All the girls were screaming and jumping around. Renee ran off to retrieve her shoe.