Hey, people! I was surfing through some SSB fanfics, and I noticed that there wasn't a single IkexLyn fanfic, so I wrote this! Please enjoy it! Most important of all, PLEASE R&R!!!

Lyn took a few more swings with her kendo sword at the practice dummy before she wiped the sweat off her forehead. She readied her sword once more until she heard a familiar voice.

"Lyn-chan!" Ike called out happily. "I thought that I was the only one who comes here early in the morning."

The swordswoman scowled. "It's Lyndis to you." With that, she went back to training.

As she continuously beat the wooden dummy, the man popped his head out over her shoulder. "What are you wielding? It's a katana-styled kendo word isn't it? I'm currently learning how to use it, too. You have a lot more experience with it than I do right? Can you teach me? I'll call you sensei," he said in one breath without pause.

Lyn turned around. Her face was covered by her hair, but the atmosphere around her was obviously menacing. "You're, so, ANNOYING!" she shrieked as she swung the wooden sword down on Ike's skull.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" he shrilled in a high-pitched voice.

"I'm done for today," Lyn announced and stormed back to the doorway to the Samsh Mansion.

Marth put on his shoes and headed out. It was his daily routine to take a walk every morning. he took a few steps and tripped with a little yelp. he looked back at his feet; one of his shoes were untied. he sighed and tied the two laces together. Then he looked up when he heard approaching footsteps.

"Ah, Lyn-san! Good morning!"

The woman gave no reply and only stomped past him.

The prince cocked his head to one side and placed his hands on his hips. "I wonder what's with her?"

He strolled doen to the swordplay training grounds. To his surprise, he found Ike on the dusty ground with a little fountain of blood shooting out from his head.

"Ike, are you okay!"
The fallen man weakly gave him a thumbs up. "I'm fine. I'm just... sleeping."

"Shouldn't you use the bed? It's a lot more comfortable."

"Please leave. I want to inhale the aromatic scents of true love for a little longer."

"?"

Marth was at the doorsteps of the Smash Mansion. "I'm home," he called out.

Samus slid the wooden door open. "Marth-oniisan! Good morning!"

"Oh, good morning Samus."
"Can you do me a favour?"

"Sure."

"Can you go on a walk with me?"

"Actually, I just took one and came back."

"Pleeasse?"

"I'm really, sorry, but I have to get ready for the match today. Maybe you can ask Snake-kun. I know he'll be more than willing to."

"He gives me the creeps. And I need a proper bodyguard to escort me."

"...I think you're more capable of defending yourself than I am."

"No I'm not! I'm just a defenceless little girl!"

"I really should get going-"

"No!" she said as she forcefully pulled him along.

"Someone save meeeee!" His voice faded out as they moved farther away from the mansion.

"I just can't stand him!" she yelled to herself as she restlessly paced around the room. "He's always popping up from out of nowhere. Always talking like he's never done any wrong to me. Aughhhhh!"

Then a lightbulb went off in her head. "I know how I can relieve my stress." She opened her closet and pulled out a dusty cardboard box. Lyn yanked up a poodle-sized Chibi-Ike doll. Peach gave it to her as a birthday present, which Lyn said she hated. That made Peach cry. She shook the memory out of her head, and Tied the doll to a pole as if to execute it. Picking up her kendo sword, she beat the doll without mercy. "Stupid, annoying, perverted, Ike!" she cried out between swings. after a few minutes the doll was now tattered. Panting heavily, Lyn rested the sword against the wall and slumped onto her bed.

"Why do I get so angry because of him?" she asked herself.

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