AN: this is a oneshot series that is meant to be stupid, Warriors are owned by Erin Hunter. Enjoy.
Do YOU want to get buff? Are you sick of being the weakest warrior or apprentice in the clan, or maybe a loner or even a kittypet?
Well I have a solution for you! With my new product SupahBuff you can be as strong as this guy!
*camera shifts to Frostheart* Why am I here, who are you and where am I?
You my friend are on the set for the SupahBuff Advertisement, Look at his bulging ripped muscles, you can look like this by using SupahBuff! Get it now by going to the nearest twoleg fence.
we are not responsible for any birth defects caused by this product, this product may be lethal in large amounts, do NOT give to kits under the age of six moons.
"Hey Cherrykit, im bored." "so am I Stonekit, to bad theres nothing fun to do around camp"
Hey Kits, I have something to beat your boredom to a messy pulp, its called the SUPER FUNTASTIC AWESOME PLACE!
When you go here you will have so much fun your brain will shoot out Rainbows! *moment of flashing rainbow lights*
"Wow, that sounds awesome when can we go?" When you get parental permission and sign this waiver stating that we are not held responsible for seizures, becoming mentally retarded, or death.
Its located in the twoleg place 5th twoleg den from the edge of Thunderclan territory. Bring your friends and family to join the fun!
Can't decide who your favorite clan is? Well, the choice is easy, Shadowclan is the obvious choice. We are stealthy hunting and fighting machines who are awesome
and cool. With the leadership of Maplestar and Frostheart the clan is under the best leadership in history.