Disclaimer: Maximum Ride is not mine. Nope, Nada, Zilch, Zero, Nil, None of it is mine.

A/N Random thing that came to me after reading someones story in wich Max gets drunk on eggnog (whoever wrote that, thankyou!). Enjoy!

Fang, Can You Die Of Sugar?

Nudge: Fang…

Fang: Yep.

Nudge: Well, I was wondering… can you die of sugar?

Fang: Why?!

Nudge shifts uncomfortably, Angel scowls

Angel: You've done it now, Nudge!

Fang: Why?! WHY?!

Nudge: Well… Max got a load of icing sugar and she's mixing it in a vat and then she's going to eat it.

Fang: WHAT?!

Angel: No more ?!'s, OK!

Me: Sorry!

Nudge: How come the writer is in the story with us?

Angel: Who cares, so long as there are no more ?!'s

Fang: How did she get that much?!

Angel: ARGH!!

Angel is ignored by writer, who has better things to do than listen to the complaints of minor plot characters.

Nudge: No idea. She said that Co-Op gave it to her, 'cause she got a mutant discount. When I said that there was no Co-Op near here, she just cackled and said she stole it!

Fang: And why is she doing this?

Nudge: Oh, I know that. Gazzy gave her Vodka instead of water this morning, and she gulped it down before she realised what it was.

Fang rushes upstairs to find Max

Max has duct taped her door shut, pulled the ceiling off her bedroom, and filled it with icing sugar (yum!), made icing, and is swimming in it.

Fang: Since when have we had a house? And Max had pink bunnies for wallpaper.

Me: Ha ha!! Since I said so!

Fang: Argh!! I'm going to kill you!

SparxFlame disappears from the story very quickly, and never comes back.

Fang: Right. Where are Gazzy and Iggy?

Nudge: Making a bomb, so they can have an icing explosion? Just a guess.

Fang: Go get them. We have a crisis.

Iggy and Gazzy magically appear, while Nudge magically disappears.

Fang: Where's Nudge?

Iggy: No idea.

Gazzy: Angel, can you get inside Max's mind, and make her same again?

Angel: I'll try…………………………………………………………………………………………………

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

ICING SUGAR!! YAY!!

Angel jumps into icing sugar, and starts swimming around with Max. They both start to eat it.

Nudge magically appears, holding a bottle of Vodka.

Nudge: VODKA!! LOOOOOOOOVE IT!!

Nudge jumps in, starts swimming and eating too.

Fang: We should probably wait for the Vodka to wear off, then get out of here.

Iggy: Ok.

Gazzy: Why are all the girls mad? And not the boys?

Me: Oy! I am not mad!

Fang: I thought I told you to go away!

Me: I'm directing you guys, you know. I could make Fang have a tragic accident…

Fang Worshipers: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Fang: Ulp!

Iggy: We didn't mean offence! All girls are mad, apart from you!

Me: How dare you say I am not mad!

Fang: now getting irritated If you aren't sane, and you aren't mad, then what are you?

Me: Phsycosane!

Iggy + Gazzy: What?!

Me: It means I am crazy, but I think I'm perfectly sane!

Gazzy: If you think you're sane, why do you call yourself Phsycosane.

Me: Hehehe. Wouldn't you like to know!

The boys go to sleep, bored of SparxFlame's insane ramblings.

It is the morning. The girls are lying on the floor looking like round beach balls with wings. Really round beach balls.

Girls: Ungh...

Fang: You ate all that icing?!

Girls: Ungh... Ungh...

Iggy: They're too fat to fly. We'll have to carry them.

Gazzy: Oh man!

Me: HAHA!!

I am ignored. It seems Fang now has better things to do than argue with me.

Fang: Iggy, take Nudge. Gazzy, same with Angel. I'l take Max.

Iggy + Gazzy: GROAN!!

Boys are flying over New Yourk, holding the girls by their hair.

Iggy: I can't carry Nudge much longer.

Gazzy: Me too!

Fang: Gazzy, you're carrying Angel, not Nudge.

Gazzy: Whatever. Angel, Nudge, same difference.

Just then the boys fly over a skyscraper. The girls are dragged over its pointy roof, and they pop. Whit, snow-like icing sugar floats down on New York.

All: SNOW!! YAY!!

Gazzy: Can I eat some?

Fang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAX!!

Gazzy eats some anyway and dies of a rare desiase called Sprogllof.

Fang: MAX!!

Fangs scream is so loud that Iggy forgets to flap his wings while trying to cover his ears, and plunges to his death.

Fang: MAKS!

Me: Uh, Fang? I know this isn't a great time, but Max is spelt M-A-X, not M-A-K-S.

Fang: ARGH!! DIE, SPARXFLAME!!

Me: Ulp.

Fang grabs one of Iggy's bombs and flys to the centre of the sun and sits there. The bomb goes off and the sun explodes, plunging the world into darkness.

All: ARGH!! ERK!!

EVERYONE DIES.

Me: So, ultimately, I am solely responsible for the demise of the world. YAY!

Slaps high fives with Max, who wasn't dead, she had been evacuated to a small planet in the vacinity of Belteguise 4 with all the other women the day before the world blew up, so this whole story has been played by actors! HAHA!

Fangs Ghost: noooooo.

All Girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The End

A/N Yes, I know its mad, you dont have to tell me. Plz review!