Hi everyone. These will be short snippets of one-shots about Jurassic World that I thought about while working on my other longer fic. I'm more used to writing one-shot nonsense, and it's a way to keep my sanity while dealing with the pressures of a full feature story. Now I know why some authors are so eccentric...
Anyway so enjoy. Your support will be greatly appreciated.
Disclaimer: i do not own any characters of Jurassic Park franchise. i wish i did...
Snippet 1: What was that?
Charlie doesn't really like Delta. She thinks Delta is too pushy.
Delta doesn't really like Charlie either. She thinks Charlie is just immature.
"You should have just bit him."
"And what? Get zapped? Besides he's too skinny to taste good."
"You should have just bit him."
"Is that the only line you are capable of? Why didn't you bite him then?"
"Didn't you see? Daddy was there."
"Oh gosh! Did you really just call him Daddy?"
"Duh! Why? What do you call him?"
"Raptor man."
Charlie fell over laughing. The workers looked down the enclosure at the sound of a heavy thump and saw one of the raptors flipping around on the ground. They talked amongst themselves.
"Ok stop it and get up, or they'll think you have a seizure again."
"Raptor man! HAHAHAHA!"
"Will you cut it out!"
"HAHAHAHA! RAPTOR MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The youngest raptor's cries echoed through the pen and out into the open. The humans are starting to worry.
Then, despite the laughter, Charlie and Delta heard a distant, but clear "hello".
Charlie stopped flipping and gasped.
"What was that!"
"I don't know."
"Hey do it again. Shout again."
"No."
"Oh come on! Who was that?! It's obviously not Echo or Blue, they are sleeping!"
"And so will I."
Delta turn towards the pens, leaving Charlie staring up into the sky.
"HELLOOOOO!"
Delta snapped her head back towards the immature baby. From a distant, they heard a muffled "hey" for just a split second.
"Will you two stop it! We are trying to nap!"
Delta turned to the sound of the voice and see Echo's head poking out from the corner.
"Don't look at me, it's her." Delta said and walked towards the two napping raptors.
Up on the walk way, the humans are staring to worry.
"Why are they so jumpy today?"
Stay tuned for more, unless I faint, or die of mental breakdown.