Vegeta the 7 Year Old
Chapter 2: Figuring Out What to do
Once upon a time there was an evil guy that nobody knows about. He envied Vegeta because of Bulma. So he created some lazar gun thingy that turns adults into 7 year olds. The Evil Guy sent Vegeta a letter saying "Dear Vegeta, I want to interview you about your saiyan life. Please come to my house tomorrow at noon. I hope to see you there. Sincerely an interviewer.
Vegeta says, "How does he know I am a saiyan….I am going to go to see how he knows."
"Oh Vegeta, I don't think this a good idea," "I mean what if it's a trap, "said Bulma.
"I don't care if it is I want to know how he knows how I am a saiyan, and besides if it is a trap I can just fight my way out, "Vegeta replied.
"Ya I guess your right but please be careful," sighed Bulma.
"Hello?" "Is anyone there?" said a puzzled Vegeta.
"Vegeta, look behind you!" yelled the evil guy.
(As Vegeta was turning around the evil guy shot him with the laser gun thingy.)
Vegeta questioned, "Why am I 7 again?" "Where are you taking me?"
The Evil Guy replied, "I turned you into a 7 year old again so I could steal your wife and I am taking you the forest so you can't go home." (Evil laughter)
(A little while later, Bulma calls Goku)
Bulma says to Goku, "Goku I am worried, Vegeta hasn't come back yet," "Will you go look for him for me please"
Goku says "Yeah I will go for you."
(Goku finds 7 year old Vegeta in the forest)
"Vegeta is that you?" asked Goku.
"Yeah Kakarot it's me," sighed Vegeta.
Vegeta replied, "The Evil Guy tricked me to coming to his house so he could get me out of the way so he could have my Bulma" "and I don't know why he turned me into a 7 year again," "take me home now."
Goku said, "Okay let's go." (Goku takes Vegeta little hand and uses his instant transmission back to Vegeta's house)
(When they get there The Evil Guy is flirting with Bulma and Vegeta gets pissed at the sight.) (Then Vegeta starts yelling at The Evil Guy.)
Bulma asks Goku, "Who's the kid and where is Vegeta?"
Goku answers, "Bulma the kid is Vegeta"
Chi says, "He's adorable as a 7 year old."
"Don't call me adorable woman!" Vegeta yelled.
(Goku punches Vegeta in the face) Goku yells, "DON'T YELL AT CHI-CHI VEGETA!"
"Goku don't punch a 7 year old in the face!" Chi-Chi yelled.
(They are all yelling at each other. The Evil Guy leaves to come back another day. They all calm down .)
"Chi Chi will you help do some research in the lab?" Bulma asked.
"Yeah let's go right now," Chi-Chi replied, "Goku will you watch Vegeta and Trunks when he gets home."
"Yeah, I will speaking of Vegeta where is he?" Goku said.
(Then Vegeta starts to cry in the kitchen.)
Goku says, "What's the matter Vegeta?"
Vegeta whines, "I can't get the ice cream down" (sniff sniff)
(Then Goku gets the ice cream down and a bowl and puts ice cream in it) "There you go Vegeta," Goku says.
(Trunks walks into the house and sees that his dad is 7 again.) Trunks says, "Dad why are you 7 again and I want ice cream!"
(Vegeta runs out of the kitchen with all the ice cream.) Vegeta yells, "NO IT'S ALL MINE!"
(Trunks runs after him) "DAD COME BACK HERE I WANT ICE CREAM TOO!" Trunks yells.
(They run into Bulma's lab.)
"Come on I want ice cream too," whined Trunks.
"No." Vegeta says angrily.
Bulma says, "THAT'S ENOUGH!" "Vegeta, you share that ice cream with your son you hear me!"
"Bbbut I don't want to share with him," Vegeta stuttered.
(Bulma glares at him.) "Fine," Vegeta sighed" "let's go make Kakarot get a bowl for you."
(Leaves the lab.) "Kakarot/Goku" the boys yell at the same time "get another bowl down"
~~(time skip)~~
(Now at dinner time Bulma invites Goku and Chi-Chi to eat with them.)
"Woman I can't see over the table," Vegeta growled, "fix this now!" (Bulma gets some books for Vegeta to sit upon.)
" Is that better, Vegeta," Bulma sighed.
"Yes, I guess that will do for now," Vegeta said."WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE!"
"They are vegetables ," Bulma replied, "now eat them."
"I don't want to eat my vegtebles!" Vegeta yelled.
"I like 'um dad," Trunks said. (takes a big bite of vegetables )
~~(time skip)~~
Bulma said, "Wow these stars are beautiful!"
"Ya they are," Chi-Chi agreed.
(Vegeta yawns then falls asleep on Bulma's lap)
"Well, I better get Vegeta in bed so he can sleep peacefully," Bullma said, "sorry guys but I think you guys should get going too."
"That's ok I was just think it's about time we got going," Chi-Chi simply said, "bye Bulma see you tomorrow."
"Bye Chi-Chi," Bulma said, "bye Goku."
"Bye Bulma," Goku said
