The Green Masked Fox
by Uzunaru999
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Mask. This Fanfic is for entertainment purposes only. Happy reading, please review.
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Chapter 1 A Mask?
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Readers POV
The camera shows you the world, then it quickly flies down in on a large outcropping of woods, closer still you find yourself above a large village filled with people. A sexy yet manly voice sounds around you.
"Ah Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves. The most famous and proclaimed most powerful of the five great villages. Home of the three Sannin, the Hyuuga, Aburame, Akimichi, Yamanaka, Nara, Inuzuka, and the all important Uchiha. Yes Konoha is a wonderful place to visit, they have the worlds most luxurious hot-springs. The best Ramen and Dango stands. If its the sights you want you can go to the Konoha arena were the Chunnin exams are held every so often and if you're brave enough the Forest of Death! The most amazing thing though would have to be the hokage monument, which at the moment is being vandalized…..wait WHAT?"
The camera then shakes and zooms in on a orange clan boy with blond hair who is on the Hokage mountain painting graffiti everywhere! The narrators voice is forgotten as you notice the boy look surprised as he tries to paint a mustache under the fourth Hokage's nose. He leans closer and you watch he tries to pry something out of the stone face's nose.
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Naruto's POV
"What the hell is this? And why the fuck is it stuck up the Yondaime's nose for Log's sake?" Then using chakra on his feet Naruto grabs the object and pulls with all his strength. After nothing he tries a few more times until is pops out, and then he and the object fall onto the roof of the the Village administrative building.
Naruto groaned, "Ow ok that was not such a good idea, ugh." Naruto looks at the item that he picked out of the Yondaime's nose in curiosity.
"NARUTO~~~~!" roared voices a through out the village. Naruto quickly jabs the unknown object into his jumpsuit and he begins the comical chase around the village, which includes genin, chunnin, Jounin, ANBU, and Tora the Daimyo's cat. Naruto jumps over another building only to fall into a prepared net snare. Naruto yelps and watches as almost 75% of Konoha's shinobi force surround him.
"I didn't do it! You have no proof! I want my lawyer!" shouted Naruto as he was dragged in the net.
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Iruka's classroom
The blond groans as he is plopped down on the wood floor, all tied up. Iruka stands over him menacingly, "NARUTO! Tomorrow is the graduation exams! The last two you've failed, I thought that you would have been studying. But I find you painting the Hokage mountain in broad daylight! I am very disappointed in you." He looks at Naruto who seemed to have fallen asleep.
"RAGH! Fine because of Naruto thinking that my lectures are so boring we're going to have a pop quiz! Everyone line up and show your Henge no Jutsu!" The class grumbles. One by one the students come up and do what they are asked. Once Naruto gets his turn he hears a few of the other students whisper.
"Its all his fault, can't the jerk do anything right?"
"I'll bet he'll fail again, thats all he will ever be good at. Failing."
Naruto growls and looks at Iruka who asks, "Ok Naruto transform into me and please no nonsense."
"Sexy no jutsu!" in a poof of smoke gone was Uzumaki Naruto, now there was a beautiful and sexy looking naked blonde teenage girl. The girl pouts at Iruka, "You're not going to get mad at little old me are you? Iruka-kun?"
Iruka and all straight males, even static Shino flew back in a nose bleed. Though for some reason Sasuke stood the same, unaffected. Naruto lets go of the transformation and laughs, "HaHa How do you like my Sexy no Jutsu Iruka-sansei? Is it awesome or what?"
BONK
Naruto, now showing a large lump on his head, whines, "Why~~~~?" The scar nosed teacher, with tissues stuffed up his nose, yelled, "Stop making useless jutsu like that!" While Naruto was on the ground groaning in pain he felt the object he hid in his jacket vibrate. He shakes it off thinking it nothing. After class Naruto was dragged to back to the mountain and was forced to clean off all the paint. After that he went to Ichiraku Ramen and ate a few bowls alone.
That night would the night that would change the shinobi world FOREVER!
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Naruto's apartment
Naruto dragged his feet across the floor in pain. After he did some training so right now he was very…very…very…tired. He starts to take off his jacket when he feels something solid in it. Confused he opens it up to show the mysterious item that he found. At first it looked covered in dirt. Naruto being curious decides to find out what it is. Taking it to the bathroom sink Naruto was able to clean the thing till he found out what it was.
It was a mask. A wooden, green tinted mask. Ok, now he was confused, why in all holy that is ramen was there a mask shoved up the Yondaime's Hokage's nose? Naruto looked at the inside of the mask and watched as it shined as if light was bouncing off water. Drawn to it Naruto brought the green wooden mask to his face….
Then all hell broke loose!
The mask attached itself to the blond's head and started to morph around his skull. Then for Naruto everything goes black.
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Naruto starts to wake up the sound of laughter and talking. It took a while but soon he could make out what they were saying.
"Then, and then the kit got orders a truck full of illegal catnip and dumps all over the Inuzuka compound. The next morning was the battle to end all battles between Cats and Dogs. I heard that Tora took down fifteen alpha male dogs before it was captured!" The loud voice laughs along with a another voice.
"I have to say this kid has to the perfect person to ever find my mask, Hoho things will never get bored with him..specking of the boy here he comes around."
Naruto looks up and finds two things he never thought he'd see in his life. One: The Kyuubi no Kitsune, Two: a man pajamas with a almost neon green mask covering his head. The Green Masked man jumps over to Naruto and pulls him up.
"Hi How ya doing! Nice to meet you Naruto, My name is Loki! God of mischief, pranks and chaos! HaHaHaHa!" The green masked man, Loki, finished laughing with a grin that could only be rivaled by the Kyuubi's own.
Naruto shakes his head, "I must have hit my head pretty hard." Loki smacked Naruto on the back, "Nonsense my boy, you are just here because of my mask you put on." Naruto then remembers all that happened. He looked up at Loki and Kyuubi.
"Ok….I guess I could understand meeting you Loki-san but what the hell is the Kyuubi no Kitsune doing here?"
"I'm sealed within you and thats why almost everyone in the village hates you." Naruto blinks once….then again…and again for a third time. Then he finally says, "Well that would explain a lot."
Loki frowns, "RAGH! No more of this angst shit! I want fun, laughter and happiness!" Loki whirls in a tornado and appears a inch before Naruto's face, "So Naruto I heard you like pranks, is this true?" Naruto could only nod.
"And I heard you like ramen is this also true?" naruto beamed and nodded vigorously. "Well that WONDERFUL! Because Pranks and Ramen are my favorite things!" naruto whoos, "Yes! Take that Iruka-sensei I told you Ramen was food for the gods!" The Three tricksters laughed. Kyuubi whipped a tear from his eye with one of his tails.
"Ah kit you never cease to entertain me. But now thats lord Loki is here, we can take your pranks to a whole new level!" Naruto got a glint in his eye that would cause Orochimaru go straight. "Keep talking."
Loki, using his god powers, turned the room into a modern day movie theater. From there Loki started to show naruto the wonders of old time cartoons. "This here my boy is my power, the power to destroy and reorganize reality. With my powers you will be a living cartoon, not to mention your pranks with be that of legend. Not that of the village but of the world!"
In the real world the villagers, Kakashi, Zabuza, Garra, Neji, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Akatsuki, Sasuke and many others all felt their spines freeze.
"So you're saying that I'll get the powers to do that?" Naruto points to bugs bunny moving abnormal ways to dodge Elmer Fudd's bullets. Loki laughed, "Yes you get that and a lot more! Together you, me and my good friend Kyuubi will cause more mayhem than the Kami of this world can handle! Now go my boy and spread the chaos and mind blowing randomness to the world!"
Loki shot green energy out of his hands that stuck Naruto's body and everything went to hell and back.
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Naruto's apartment
Naruto's hopped from his bed, noticing the sun was beginning to rise Naruto got an evil thought. "Well I never did get to fully complete the redecoration of the Mountain." With a wild twister Naruto jumped/broke out of his apartment window and sped off to the top of the monument to create his masterpiece.
*A few hours later*
Everyone in the village was waking up, getting ready for the day. Stores and stands were opening for business. The Sandaime Hokage was walking to the office, everything was quiet…that was until the Hokage mountain started moving. The Shodaime Hokage face gave a loud cough.
*COUGH* "Attention will the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up!" The village was silent in confusion. "I say again will the real Uzumaki Naruto please stand up!" Everyone looking up at the faces could see a figure hoping up and down on top of the Shodaime's head. The figure had a large sign that read, "I'm right here!". The Shodaime face smiled and spoke, "Good now that the guest of honor is here lets ROCK THIS JOINT!" A quick beat started to play throughout the village. And then the craziness began as the heads begun to sing in chorus.
"He's too sexy for his village, too sexy for his village! The villagers are going to kick him out!" Off the mountain the Figure drops into the village square, revealing it to be Naruto stark naked except a pair of green fox covered boxers, a pimp cain and a hat with a feather in it. With a gigantic smile he starts to stroll down main street, skipping to the beat. All the villagers and shinobi could only stand and watch in amazement.
"He's too sexy for his boxers, Too sexy for his boxers! The girls are wounding what'd he look with out!" Naruto gives a sensual wink towards a bunch of woman causing them all to swoon. The Hokage couldn't help but start to ask, 'How is the nine levels of hell is he doing this?'
"And he's a shinobi model you know what we mean, cuz when he walks down that street all the girls are going to scream!" More and more girls fall the charm that is Uzumaki Naruto.
"He's to sexy for his ramen, way to sexy for his ramen. With average shinobi there is nothing they have in common!" Naruto twirls his cain as he enters his class room. He turns his back to the class and starts dancing.
"And he's a shinobi model you know what we mean, cuz when he shakes his little tush Hyuuga Hinata's going to scream!" And scream she did when She saw naruto shake his ass and when she'd realize that the whole village now knew her love interest.
"Finally he's too sexy for his class, too sexy for his class. Uchiha Sasuke can kiss his ASS!" The Yondaime repeated the last line with a deep voices, "KISS HIS ASS!" The entire village was silent before the Sandaime face sneezed and covered most of the village in rock snot.
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"NA~RU~TO!"
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TBC…
(if you have any pranks or goofy attacks you want Naruto to use in the future please PM or leave a cool review!)