this is my 1st fanfic evar so b nice. its really kewl tho. NO FLAMES LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!

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Gregory House was the best Doctor in all the world. He was so great that at Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry they decided ask him 2 visit becauise madam Pomfrey could learn from him with all the wizarding sicknesses that were going around.

"This has 2 b a joke" House Said.

"No it is not" said his best friend Wilson. "I had a cousin that went 2 Hogwarts 4 real they were going 2 let me go 2 but I would rather b a doctor than a wizard"

"Well thats dumb. U could do magic and cure cancer instead u are a dumb cancer doctor who never does ne work" House said snearing in that way that he does when he is being sarcastic.

"No u are dumb" wislon said.

"Well if its real lets go 2 hogfeet or whatever the name of the school is maybe we could meet Harry Potthead" Hose said sarcasticly.

"I heard hes really nice" Wilson said. He ignored the sarcasm because house was always sarcastic and he was used 2 it.

So they went 2 Hogwarts and they met Harry Potter and House called him a dumb kid and Harry cryed and tried 2 cast Avada Kedavra on him but he COULDNT because it was AGAINST SCHOOL RULES and Dumbuldore would b mad at him.

House tought madam Pomfrey about medicine and she thought he was the gratest thing ever. But House did not want 2 have sex with her becaus there was only 1 person he loved.

I will never b with Wilson he thought. He is my best friend and i cant mess that up.

but he didnt know that Wilson was learning things at Hogwarts while House was teaching.

"U could b a really great animagus" Professer McGonnagel said. "I will show u how 2 do it and unleash ur inner animal"

"But i dont want 2 b a wizard I am happy just being a doctor" Wilson said.

"Nonsensce" she said "It would b a waste 2 let ur talent rot away. I will teach u"

So she tought him and he was so excited b/c he could surprise House with his animagus form of a horse.

House will b so surprised he thought.

He trotted up 2 House 1 day and nayed.

"Go away u stupid horse" hose said. "Maybe u want 2 run me over b/c i am a cripple, but i bet some wizard wil put the smackdown on u so dont u dare.

Wilson nayed again. How could he let House know it was him? He got an idea.

With his teeth he reached in the pocket of Houses coat. He pulled out the bottle of Vicodin and trodded off with it.

"COME BACK U STUPID HORSE!" House yelled "I NEED MY VICODIN GIVE IT BACK!" He tried 2 limp after the horse but Wilson (who was really the horse) was 2 fast. Then Wilson came back. He nayed again and gave it back then he used his hoof 2 draw a W in the dirt.

"Are u Wilson" House said. He could not believe it!

Wilson nayed again and nodded. Yes Hous he wanted 2 say I am Wilson. But horses cant talk! (a/n: he was still getting used 2 the horse shape and forgot he could change back lol!)

Hose starred at the horse. Could this really b his wilson ?

House leaned ovar nad stroked the horses tale. It was soft and silkie like Wilsons hair. Yes he thought u are my Wilson.

He kept petting the horse. Then he noticed horse was get a hard on.

O no Wilson then horse though. Now he will no i love him. He is so totally strait he will never love me back.

But he did not know HOSE LOVED HIM. Hosue kept petting the horse. "I have alwyas loved u wilson" he Said.

Wilson could only nay. But House was smart and he new what he meant. "U are sayin u love me 2 right" he said.

Wilson nayed again. He was very hard.

"will u plz make love 2 me" house said. he new it would hurt b/c horse pens is very big but he was so wet down there.

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k, i dont wanna write ne more but ill put more up l8r k? k. r&r plz!