I decided that since it's been a while since I wrote something funny I should watch something on YouTube and incorporate into a story. I watched an ad for The Natural Confectionary Co. and earlier at supper my little cousin Gabe got a transformers toy. And who among the transformers are known for their pranks? Answer is: the twins.
"Sides, I'm bored." Sunstreaker said as he lay across the floor of the autobot base. This was the humans' area where there was a few basic human necessities like a fridge, a few human sized rooms, and of course a TV and some chairs. Sam was currently watching something while Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had to stay out of Rachet and the other autobots' way. They were in trouble for a certain incident involving silly putty, a few of Rachet's tools, and Ironhide's favorite blaster.
Sideswipe sat up from his positon on the floor a little ways away and looked at his twin. "I know. But if we do anything Optimus is going to have our processors on a disk." Sam turned up the TV and the ad that was playing caught Sunstreaker's optic. There was a yellow jelly-like snake sitting in the screen talking about natural flavors. And out of nowhere appeared a jelly-bear and that would loudly say 'Bring on the trumpets!' after everything that the snake did or did not say. And so one little human advertisement set off both of the twin's plotting gears.
About fifteen minutes after the earlier situation, the lambo twins walked into Ratchet's room. Ratchet scowled at the two who were smiling in a way that obviously said they were up to something. "And what are you two grinning about? If you get anywhere near my tools again I will fry all of your circuits." The twins looked at each other and together: "Bring on the trumpets!"
"What? What does this have to do with trumpets?" Again: "Bring on the trumpets!" Ratchet glared at them and mumbled something. Which in turn the twins answered to again. "Bring on the trumpets!" And it is at this point that Ratchet loses his cool. "What the slag is wrong with you idiots!" "Bring on the trumpets!" Ratchet stayed quiet and turned away, hoping in his spark that they would just leave. "Bring on the trumpets!" Ratchet swung around. "GET OUT YOU FRAGGING LUNATICS!" They ran out the doorway, cackling as they went, which sparked Ratchet into action. "I'M GOING TO SLAG YOU ALL!"….
"TRUMPETS!"
Did I have fun? YES. Is it short. YES. But was it worth it? YES.