Pill Popping Pupils

Just a crack fic haha enjoy. Reviews would be appreciated. I don't Naruto own!

I have something for each of you that I want you to take everyday, understand?" said Kakashi one morning and passed a box to each of his students.

Naruto looked at his.

"Ritalin?! I don't need this stuff! Look at me I'm just fine I can focus all the time when I want to because that's what ninjas have to do if you want to be a great Hokage like the old man who is such a pervert just like you sensei well he doesn't read dirty porn books, I mean who reads books anyway?" blabbered on Naruto. He paused for a second then randomly yelled, "BUTTERFLY!"

"Take the dam pills!" screeched Sakura. She turned to hers, "Birth control!?" She glared at Kakashi, "what are you getting at?"

There was a whistle and they all turned to see Rock Lee in the distance, he then winked at Sakura and started thrusting his hips. Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi all turned to look at her. Sakura's face went bright red. "Oh my god…" she muttered before slamming her head down on the table in front of her.

Sasuke looked at his. "happy pills?" he muttered. Kakashi nodded. "I looked on the internet and you fit the symptoms of an angsty teenager."

Sasuke gave him The Look.

"One", began Kakashi counting them off his fingers, "you were dark clothing. Two, You sulk a lot. Three, you obsess over stuff. Four, mood swings, five, you don't respect authority figures and lastly and most importantly, you have black hair."

Sasuke's left eye began to twitch.

"Who the hell really thinks I need to take this!?"

Everyone in about a hundred metre radius slowly raised their hands.

"Well I'm not dammit!" he yelled and threw them at Kakashi who caught them easily.

"Well, its these or therapy, where you can sit on a chair and discuss your feelings and …."

"Fine". Growled Sasuke, "I'll take the dam happy pills."

"Yay!" cried everyone.

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The Next Week

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"What have I done?!" cried out Kakashi.

Sakura and Lee had disappeared behind a tree (for like the fifth time) doing ……. Well do we really want details? While Naruto was sort of spaced out, staring at nothing. Sasuke on the other hand ran up to him and threw his arms around him, "I love ya man!" he yelled.

Kakashi shook his head and after thinking of the consequences of his actions for a minute, pulled out his Icha Icha Paradise and resumed reading.