Disclaimer: Disclaimers are gay. (I own that statement...) We all know that we don't own the characters from the show and all that shit. But, here goes anyway...I don't own any characters from YYH and nor do I own the Brady Bunch theme song. Happy?

A/N: You sing this to the Brady Bunch theme song, big surprise. I have to give credit to my sister who came up with the idea when we were watching the Genkai Tournament episodes. We both wrote it, so thanks sis!

The Genkai Bunch

Here's a story of an old lady
Who was bringing up three very ugly boys
One had a swastika on his forehead
One played with knife-like toys

Here's a story of a kid named Kazuma
Who was bringing up three very ugly ho's
There was Shorin, who was really Rando
I hate that damn button-nose

Then one day they all entered the ba-san's contest
The winner learns her powers, but something's wrong
Yuusuke Urameshi ends up wining Genkai's Tournament
But I forgot to mention him in this fucking song!

The Genkai Bunch, the Genkai Bunch
Everyone mentioned in this rhyme I dub the Genkai Bunch!

Alternative Ending:
Then one day Kazuma found himself in a contest
But all he wanted was to be healed by the lady
Since then, they were never parted
Then came Yuusuke the baby!

A/N: Yeah, yeah you can all snicker at the last line at the last line of the alternative ending. I just don't want to picture the process in which Yuusuke came. *shivers*