DISCLAMER: boogers are green, so are Harry Potter's eyes, too bad he's not
mine.. healthy boogers are NOT green.but o well. This story is unhealthy,
it will give you the flu. Read at your on risk! ( A-he he he
This story is very very OOC
THX to my lovely beta XOX for the great ideas! ^_^ Oh, and the whole green booger disclaimer thing was completely her idea! hahaha
BTW, if ur wondering when the 3rd chappie of Dragon Knight is coming out, u'll probably get one next week. ^_^
The Many Uses of Toilet Paper
~Introduction to TMUOTP~
Hermione snapped out of her reverie and ran to open the door. She opened it and cautiously peered out into the rain outside. Lavender Brown was standing in the doorway her blue Buick parked on the curb behind her. Hermione squeaked and gathered her long time friend into a hug, but quickly withdrew and stepped back. Lavender looked confused for a second but quickly recovered. She sneezed and walked into the flat.
"Hermione DARLING!!" Lavender yelled spitting on Hermione's arm. She tried to get close enough to Hermione to plant a wet one on her cheek, but Hermione stepped back and scrunched her nose in disgust. Lavender of course misinterpreted it and stepped even closer. Hermione was eyeing her suspiciously.
"Are you alright?" She asked peering into her friends' anxious face.
"Of course I am you freak! Listen...I have an idea. You know how I wanted to go out with Draco Malfoy? Well guess what?? He is hosting a party at this club, and I was thinking that you wanted to come with me.I need emotional support!" She blurted out really fast and looked into Hermione's face checking if she understood what was asked of her.
Hermione was obviously ignoring her, plus she smelled bad. The thoughts going through dear Herm's mind were the following:"hmmm.should I go to sleep before, or after I take a nap? Oh well. I'll just ask Harry when he and Ron come back from their fishing trip." She was thinking along similar lines when Lavender punched her in the arm.
"Hermione are you listening??" Came Lavenders agitated voice in to her ear.
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I" Hermione intoned.
She was beginning to wonder if opening the door for Lavender was such a good idea after all, she could of just pretended to not be home.
At this point Lavender had had enough. She took Hermione by the arm and dragged her outside in to the pouring rain and into her Buick. The rain was pounding on the roof and they sat in silence for about 5 minutes until Lavender sneezed again and covered the inside of the windshield with mucous. Hermione tried to get as far from Lavender as possible. She was really making her sick. Quite literally.
Lavender took out a big roll of toilet paper and blew her nose. Hermione looked surprised and asked why doesn't she just use tissues. As it turned out toilet paper has many uses.
(Hey guys! Thanks for whoever is going to review this chappie. And if you don't get it, don't worry. It's my second fic, and I hope u like it. Its kinda weird, and if ur asking what its gonna be about, then the title basically says it all. I'm mostly just doing it for fun, so if u don't like it then don't flame! So read, enjoy and review!!! ()
~JS~
This story is very very OOC
THX to my lovely beta XOX for the great ideas! ^_^ Oh, and the whole green booger disclaimer thing was completely her idea! hahaha
BTW, if ur wondering when the 3rd chappie of Dragon Knight is coming out, u'll probably get one next week. ^_^
The Many Uses of Toilet Paper
~Introduction to TMUOTP~
Hermione snapped out of her reverie and ran to open the door. She opened it and cautiously peered out into the rain outside. Lavender Brown was standing in the doorway her blue Buick parked on the curb behind her. Hermione squeaked and gathered her long time friend into a hug, but quickly withdrew and stepped back. Lavender looked confused for a second but quickly recovered. She sneezed and walked into the flat.
"Hermione DARLING!!" Lavender yelled spitting on Hermione's arm. She tried to get close enough to Hermione to plant a wet one on her cheek, but Hermione stepped back and scrunched her nose in disgust. Lavender of course misinterpreted it and stepped even closer. Hermione was eyeing her suspiciously.
"Are you alright?" She asked peering into her friends' anxious face.
"Of course I am you freak! Listen...I have an idea. You know how I wanted to go out with Draco Malfoy? Well guess what?? He is hosting a party at this club, and I was thinking that you wanted to come with me.I need emotional support!" She blurted out really fast and looked into Hermione's face checking if she understood what was asked of her.
Hermione was obviously ignoring her, plus she smelled bad. The thoughts going through dear Herm's mind were the following:"hmmm.should I go to sleep before, or after I take a nap? Oh well. I'll just ask Harry when he and Ron come back from their fishing trip." She was thinking along similar lines when Lavender punched her in the arm.
"Hermione are you listening??" Came Lavenders agitated voice in to her ear.
"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I" Hermione intoned.
She was beginning to wonder if opening the door for Lavender was such a good idea after all, she could of just pretended to not be home.
At this point Lavender had had enough. She took Hermione by the arm and dragged her outside in to the pouring rain and into her Buick. The rain was pounding on the roof and they sat in silence for about 5 minutes until Lavender sneezed again and covered the inside of the windshield with mucous. Hermione tried to get as far from Lavender as possible. She was really making her sick. Quite literally.
Lavender took out a big roll of toilet paper and blew her nose. Hermione looked surprised and asked why doesn't she just use tissues. As it turned out toilet paper has many uses.
(Hey guys! Thanks for whoever is going to review this chappie. And if you don't get it, don't worry. It's my second fic, and I hope u like it. Its kinda weird, and if ur asking what its gonna be about, then the title basically says it all. I'm mostly just doing it for fun, so if u don't like it then don't flame! So read, enjoy and review!!! ()
~JS~