The hotel, Leapos, Valerie, Ray, and Luna are owned by me. Sonicchica owns Dagx and Darlene. Slowlygoingcrazy owns Madman and Mikey. The Organization is owned by Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Square Enix, Disney, etc.
Enjoy!
"Speed!" Luna yelled. "Ah!" Valerie stood up, "I lost again!" "You have to go get the lemonade refill," Ray handed her the pitcher. "Yeah. Yeah. I'm going," she grabbed the pitcher and waked out of the lobby.
Ray, Dagx, Mikey, Luna, Madman, Valerie, and Darlene ran the Chaos Inn or Hotel Chaos, whichever they wanted to call it at the moment. They hadn't had guests for quite some time, but they didn't mind. They lived on the world of Leapos and were happy there.
Valerie was headed towards the kitchen when she passed by a room that used to be used if the hotel was full. It had twelve beds inside and she stopped when she noticed that the beds weren't flat. She put the pitcher down on the floor then pushed back the thin white curtains to enter the room. Valerie saw that all 12 bed comforters had a person under each of them. She lifted the cover off of each of their faces then strolled on over to the first guy she unveiled. She put two fingers on his neck and was confused when she didn't feel a heartbeat. She laid her head on his chest then he began to sit up. Valerie got freaked out then ran out of the room and back into the lobby.
"What's up, Valerie? Did you see a ghost or something?" Ray questioned. "There's…people!" "Guests?" Luna stood up, "Let's go greet them then." She walked over to the next room. "Welcome, guests," she bowed, "Please make your way over to the lobby." She extended her hand, indicating where to go. The 12 of them made it over to the other room. Six sat in one section, two in another, three in the corner, and one sat by himself.
"Welcome to the Chaos Inn, Hotel Chaos, whatever you want to call it. We are honored to have you here. My name is Luna. I'm in charge of cooking and cleaning services." "I'm Valerie. I do all the electronical stuff and serving the meals." "Yo. I'm Ray. I take care of the hotel grounds and inn appearance." "We have four other people who help us run the inn: Dagx, Mikey, Mad Man, and Darlene. They're currently out buying food," Luna continued as she took 12 keys out of her pocket. She always carried them with her just in case some guests came by. She passed out the keys to the 12 guests. "There's a list of services and their numbers in a booklet in your room. The rooms are upstairs one floor. Good night." Luna bowed then left the room. "Yeah. See you tomorrow, people," Ray waved them he left, too. Valerie watched the group of six leave first, then the group of three, and then the group of two. "Hey," the straggler began. "Yeah?" Valerie replied, looking over at him. "Were there any other guests besides us?" "No. There wasn't. We haven't had guests for awhile actually," she answered. "Oh. Okay," he rubbed the back of his head, "Well…Later." Valerie watched him leave then headed off to her own room.
Valerie was sleeping when her phone rang. She woke up and said into it, "Hello?" "Good morning," a voice replied, "I was wondering if I could get a massage." She looked over at clock on her nightstand. "This guy is crazy. It's two o'clock in the morning," she thought then asked out loud, "Did you call Dagx or Darlene for that?" "I called a few numbers but no one answered." Valerie sighed; she knew that guests came before anything else and that the others must not be back yet. "Meet me on the third floor in the spa." She hung up, stood up, yawned, and then changed out of her pajamas and into some daytime clothes.
Valerie sauntered into the spa a few minutes later. She handed him a towel. "Change into this while I get the oils. What kind do you want?" "Swedish." She nodded, walked into another room, and grabbed a whole bunch of oil bottles. She came back with the guy just standing there, a towel around his waist. "Just lie down here and I'll start." The man lied down and Valerie looked at his back. She shuddered. "It's…all…hairy," she thought as she poured oils on him. She began and he asked, "What's your name again?" "Valerie." "I'm Xaldin. Nice to meet you. I really like your hotel here. It's very nice. I - - -" Valerie just stopped listening to him ramble on. She was too tired to listen or care so she just made an occasional "Uh huh," to pretend that she was listening. "Done," she announced after about an hour. "Thanks so much," he stood up, "That really helped. Maybe I can get some sleep now." "What's your room number?" "Three." Valerie nodded as she grabbed the oil bottles, "Goodnight." "Good night," Xaldin replied as she walked into the spa storage room. She waited until he had changed back into his clothes and walked back downstairs and, she figured, into room three. She washed her hands extra well then slowly strolled to her room. She fell onto her bed, to tired to change back into her pajamas and was about to fall asleep when the phone rang again.
Zexion walked down the hallway with Vexen and Lexaeus. "Why are we here?" Zexion said as they walked past room #1. "I don't know," Vexen said, "Last I remember I was attacked by Axel. I don't even know how I'm here right now. I should be dead." "You don't have a heart. Remember?" Zexion stated the obvious, "Maybe we could take those hotel peoples' hearts then we'd have feelings." Vexen opened the door to his room, "Talk to the Superior about it. I'm just going to go to bed." Zexion went to his room and sat on his bed. He started pacing in his room, thinking of what to do, and then he got an idea and ran to the Superior's suite and knocked on the door.
Saix looked out his window, "The moon is going to be out soon..." He looked all around in the sky. "That's strange... I don't see any other worlds... Where in the universe are we?"
Xigbar walked over to the concession stand and looked at the delights. "Ooh. Cigars...Man, I don't have that much!" Xigbar looked from side to side to see if the coast was clear then he bashed the window open and grabbed a couple of cigars. He leaned on the wall outside and lit one. "Man, this is some good stuff. Dude, what's that?" He looked at a weird object in the hallucinated sky.
Xemnas lifted his head off his pillow with an annoyed sigh. He slipped out of bed, went to the bathroom, quickly splashed water on his face, used a towel to dry it, and then walked over to the door. He let Zexion inside then asked, "What do you want?"
Xigbar dialed the phone. "Sorry, dude. Wrong number," he said hanging up the phone. "Jeez, I need to talk to my mom because there are weird things going on here!" He dialed another number on the list. "Hello," the person on the other line said. "Hi, mom?" Xigbar said, "You sound sick. Anyways, there are weird things going on. There's this weird thing floating outside." "I'm not your mom. I'm Saix and that weird thing you saw outside was the moon!" Saix yelled. "Oh, sorry for waking you, mom..." Xigbar hung up the phone.
"I'm not your mom!" Saix yelled into the open phone line. "Xigbar sounded funny... Oh well." Saix walked out of his room and outside. He looked at the moon. "The sky is so clear here," he said as he laid down on the sand, "but, at least, there's the moon."
Vexen walked out of his room and up to the third floor. "I can't sleep!" Vexen said as he looked at all the things to do. "Oh, they have a bar and karaoke!" Vexen walked into the room and sat at the bar table. "I want some straight out vodka... Whatever that is... Maybe that will help me sleep..."
Valerie shrugged after the person on the phone had hung up and she fell asleep.
Ray had been playing video games behind the bar when he heard the order. He paused his game, stood up, and then walked out behind the bar. He grabbed a glass, dusted it off, and then served some Vodka into it. "Here you go," he put the glass in front of his "customer," "Got a name, dude?"