Disclaimer – D.Gray-Man's rightful owner is Katsura Hoshino, this is just a mere fanfic!

Heyo minna!

Are you wondering why I haven't been active for a year? ... coz I'm a lazy bum.. sorry...

I've decided on a D.Gray-Man fanfic, and my very first. Of all respect sorry about the extreme give-up-ness on Naruto fanfics xPP , I'll try and update when my ideas regrow!

Highschool fanfic, If any of the ideas seem the same it is PURELY a coincidence!

Warning: MAY contain OoCness, mild violence and swearing YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD

Copyright .KuRaI.GeNkAkU. READ AND REVIEWS APPRECIATED! Constructive criticism accepted gratefully


La de da, my first day

The footsteps of a skipping lad could be heard from the other end of them hallway.

White hair.

Grey eyes.

Red thingimabobby markings on his left eye.

And a secret.

"Are you gonna shuddup or get sliced" Kanda glared.

"What's wrong with calling you Yuu?" Lavi asked, "Besides.. Kanda reminds me of a Panda, and I think you kinda look like a cow"

Kanda lifted his sword which was actually against the rules be taken to school... but after several tries of confiscating it, the principle gave up and specially allowed only him to bring something as dangerous as a weapon.

"Shut up eyepatch" He glared and sliced the table in half, just almost chopping Lavi's arm off...

"Yuu, stop destroying school property" Lavi scurried back a mile.

"Call me that one more ti--"

Door bursts open.

"Uhh... Hi?" A big friendly smile spread across the kind, cute face of the white haired lad.

Awkward silence.

"KYAAAAHHHH HE'S SO CUTE" A burst of girls squealed.

"He's GORGEOUS!" Lou Fa followed.

"STRIKE!" Lavi exclaimed.

"It's a boy you fool" Kanda commented.

"What?...gross"

"SIT DOWN YOU TWERPS!" A beautiful woman stood in front of them grinning.

"STRIKE!" Lavi exclaimed once again with hearts senselessly appearing.

"That's Fou-sensei you fool" Kanda commented again.

The drop-dead-gorgeous woman pulls off what seemed to be mask and wig, there stood an odd looking girl that looked no older than the students.

"Have you all done your homework?" She grinned and held up a cane, "Coz I'm not letting you go if you haven't"

"Sensei, you call 50 push-ups and 50 sit-ups a day HOMEWORK?" A raven haired boy groaned.

"Hey, don't talk back at me" Fou smirked slamming the cane hard in front of his desk, "A teacher has their ways"

"Uhh...?" The white haired boy stood there blankly.

"You, get over here"

He obediently came over.

"Don't just stand there, introduce yourself"

"I'm Allen Walker, nice to meet you, I'll be joining everyone from today" He smiled again... causing a Mexican wave of girls to sigh.

"And here I thought you were the pretty boy Yuu" Lavi chuckled.

"Shut up eyepatch" Kanda death glared in reply. That was MY role... and to think it took me 2 years to get my hair this long...

"Hm, lucky you can sit beside the window at the very corner. Lenalee, look after him for me will you?" Fou pointed behind Lenalee whom was smiling.

The boys glared at him..with obvious raging jealously, "Grr... lucky bastard!"

"Quit degrading the class you twerps!" Fou slammed the cane on her desk once more, "Now as I was saying..."

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"I see... boobs"

"Wake up Lavi!" Sachiko waved her arms around his face, "Class is over"

"Where's Yuu?"

"He left just then, better hurry up before the cafetaria gets crowded!"

Just as she was about to skip off merrily to the all-famous cafeteria with Jerry's high-class restaurant-like food, Allen and Lenalee appeared before them.

"And this is Lavi"

"Nice to meet you" Allen offered his hand.

Lavi shook it, "Same here. So, do you like Lenalee?"

How straightforward...

Allen flushed, "W-What?"

"Lavi, what sort of question is that?"

"oi oi, Cafeteria is filling" Sachiko sighed.

"Cafeteria?" Allen's eyes gleamed...

"Yeah the cafeteria food is always first-class coz Jerry cooks everything of course"

Within that second Allen was gone.

"That was fast..."

From the very end at the cafeteria...complaints could be heard "OI NEW GUY STOP EATING EVERYTHING!"

- - - - - - - -

"And so that's how Bill Gates became rich" Reever closed his book.

"I don't get it... so you're saying he took his pants off and threatened to shoot everyone in the bank with his--"

"Class dismissed, get out"

"Walker-san!" Lou Fa skipped towards Allen merrily, "Hiii, I'm Lou Fa--"

"Hey beansprout" Kanda glared.

"It's Allen"

"You ate all the soba, and I'm not happy" He stuck grabbed on the handle of his sword.

"I'm sorry, didn't realise. Kanda-san right?" Allen offered his hand.

"I'm not shaking a beansprout's hand" Kanda replied sharply.

Allen flinched, "It's Allen"

"I prefer beansprout"

There was a moment of electricity and fire burning in there eyes.

"Allen-kun, schools over wanna join us?" Lenalee smiled.

"After school Yuu, Lenalee-chan and I hang around the library for free food" Lavi adjusted his bandana.

"Don't call me that eyepatch"

"So Yuu is his first name?" Allen smirked.

"Shut up beansprout, I'll slice all of you"

"Even Lenalee?"

"Except for he-- shut up eyepatch!" Kanda's swung his sword towards Lavi, who merely dodged by an inch.

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"Oi, Panda"

"Don't call me that"

A kick was aimed at Lavi's face.

Bookman glanced at Allen.

"This is Allen, he just came in today"

Bookman examined him awhile, "Youngsters these days with there tattoo's"

"Eh?" Allen blinked.

Everyone glared at the mark on his face.

"Yeah Allen what is that...?" Lavi poked his eye.

"OW, what was that for?"

"I bet it's a curse that'll curse you to be a beansprout for the rest of your life" Kanda smirked.

"What was that..." Allen glared. Don't you insult me she-man...

"Allen-kun you didn't answer the question..." Lenalee examined it.

He blushed.

"I betcha every morning you draw it on with a red marker haha!" Lavi joked.

No comment.

"Are you serious...?" Lavi sweatdropped.

"It's a habit"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA breathes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH..."


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