Disclaimer: you know the drill I own nothing and neither does my brother.
Hello wonderful people. I thank you for taking the time to read this. bows Arigatou gozaimasu! For my regular readers that know my style you can probably guess that I didn't write this. Its pure crack and completely OOC, demo, please be nice, honest and review and tell my brother what you think or else he will never stop bugging me. Anyways on with my brother's story. But before that a note from my brother:
My name is Marcus i'm 11 years old First story i have done and i hope you like it. I want to be a writer like my sister.
Crack Drabble
"Hey, Sakura," Naruto said.
"Hey, Naruto," Sakura said back.
"Hm, Sakura what's wrong with Sasuke," Naruto said.
"I don't know, Naruto," Sakura said.
"Hey Naruto do you have a tomato," Sasuke said.
"AHHHHH! ITS ITACHI IN A BANANA SUIT!" Sasuke said.
"I'm gonna sing a song for you. Its peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where ya at! Where ya at! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat," Itachi said.
"Wow, that was really gay Itachi," Sasuke said.
"No, it wasn't gay Sasuke. You know why? Cause your gay," Itachi said.
"No I'm not. Your gay," Sasuke said.
"Wow Naruto look there kissing," said Sakura.
"Um…Sakura I'm gonna get ramen and not coming back, bye," said Naruto.
Sakura pulls out popcorn and soda and said Naruto. "Wow, there hot kissing," said Sakura.
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"Hey Naruto were you going," said Hinata.
"To get Ramen," said Naruto.
"Hey Rock Lee," said Naruto.
"Hey chipmunk what's your name," said Rock Lee.
"I dared him to drink a 100 beers he did it you want to see I have bag full of beer cans," said Neji.
"Hey Tenten did know Neji loves you," said Rock Lee.
"Rock Lee, I'm Neji," said Neji.
"Well see ya Chipmunk," said Rock Lee.
"Bye," said Naruto.
"So Naruto you want to kiss me," said Hinata.
"Oh yeah, sure," said Naruto.
-Omake-
"Ok First bring out 20 dollars," said Sakura.
"Why," said Naruto.
"Cause I need 20 dollars. Thank you and bye," said Sakura.
"Okay I'm back with a camera now kiss hotness," said Sakura.
-End-
Deidara: do I even want to know why your eleven year old brother knows about Uchihacest, yeah?
Me: well that's what happens when you have a yaoi fangirl for a sister. Come on think about how many of my fics are het.
Sasori: she does have a valid point. Considering she has been writing a lot of yaoi fics lately.
Me: Hey, hey I have a couple of het fics and their both SasuSaku, so there. stick tongue out a Sasori
Sasori: Hmmm…..reading Muzukashii I didn't think Itachi had a sex drive.
Itachi: glare before dragging Deidara off
Deidara: no complaints
Me: anyways this is my brother's story. This is all his except the little inserts at the end and beginning. That's me. Oh and I did separate the speech and add quotation marks but other than that…….Please review and tell Marcus how he did. Arigatou.
JA NE!
Me: oh wait before I forget. I'm working on chapter five of muzukashii and chapter two of Vampiric Dream so those should be up soon. And gomen but God of Lust and Love is kinda on hiatus at the moment, gomen, gomen, gomen…..i got distracted else where. But I will finish it eventually. Okay for reals this time.
JA NE!