Total Mario and Sonic Island
Chris: "Hello all you TMSI fans, and welcome to the new series of Total Drama! I'm really excited for this season, but I'm sure that the campers won't! What about you guys? Send in your tweets to TMSI or you can contact us through Facebook!"
(Walks around camp)
Chris: "This series is gonna be full of action, drama, and Chefs bad lunches!"
(Chef glares at him)
Chris: "oh, did I say bad? I meant amazing, Chef!"
Chef: of course you did! Now move it before I make you taste test the food!
(Chef glares at him)
Chris: "anyway the contestants will be stuck herce, on this barren, deserted, dump of a "luxury resort" heheh, while I'll be in my personal cabin, with air con, cable TV, Jacuzzi, first class food, personal spa…"
(3 minutes later)
Chris: ….and a pinball machine! Camera man?! Are asleep?! GET UP! Oh sorry guys, some people get paid to lay about and do nothing. But moving on, the contestants should be here soon, so, lets move on out to the dock"
Chris: "here will be ten from Mario and ten from Sonic in this series, and the selection was totally random. who knows? Maybe Mario wont even be in this series! speaking of contestants, the first one is here!"
Chris: "its Blaze!"
Blaze: "hello, Chris! am I the first one here?"
Chris: "you sure are."
Blaze: "oh ok, wow, this place looks a little…..run down. is this where were staying? Chris! did you troll us all?!"
Chris: "maybe…. oh look, heres the next contestant from Sonic"
Blaze: "hmpf, saved by the boat…"
Chris: "the next contestant is cream!"
Cream: "Hi Chris! Hi Blaze!"
Both: Hi Cream
Cream: im so excited to be here, and now you're here Blaze, its even better!
Blaze: aww, you're always so adorable, Cream
(Cream giggles)
Chris: well you two can catch up, because I have to welcome the next contestant, who is…. Jet!
Blaze: oh my…. Not this guy
Jet: well, hello to you too, Blaze! And who's that little girl with you? Have we met?
Cream: yeah I think so… Blaze, I don't like him
Blaze: its ok, he'll shut up soon
Chris: welcome, Jet! Go put your luggage down over there if you want
Jet: ok, I guess. My arms are kinda tired…
(Blaze pushes him in, and all three laugh)
Jet: im gonna get you, Blaze!
(Jet gets out and tries to throw Blaze in, Cream pushes Jet, but they both get dragged down with him)
Chris: wow, this is hilarious! Let me get some popcorn from my personal corn popper in my cabin
Silver: I am behind you, ya know
Chris: oh, my bad, Well/
(Gets pushed away by Blaze)
Chris: ow!
Blaze: oh my god, you're here Silver. Yay!
(Both hug each other happily)
Silver: this is great were both love for this holiday!
Blaze: yeah that's great! But have you seen the state of this place? Hardly luxury, is it Chris?
Chris: you know what? Get over it.
Blaze: im gonna get my revenge soon, Chris
Chris: bring it…. It…. On!
Silver: cmon guys, stop the fight, jeez! Blaze, when you have friend, it doesn't matter where you stay because youll be having too much fun! And Chris… wow.
Chris: whatever. Heres the next contestant.
Rouge: hello, people. Damn this place sucks, I signed up for luxury, and you said you would give me a Chaos Emerald!
Chris: oh yeah, it was "misplaced"
(Smirks)
Rouge: Ugggh, what the hell Chris, im leaving!
Chris: wait Rouge! Theres a surprise that Im sure youll love
Rouge: you better not be lying again, Chris
Chris: trust me, this time im not. Surprisingly
Rouge: Ok.
Chris: only people left from Sonic
Chris: (Faces the camera) whose it gonna be? Find out after the break!
(5 minutes later)
Chris: Last time on Total Mario and Sonic Island:
We met some of this seasons campers!
A rivalry was formed between Blaze and Jet
And the rest of them realised that they weren't gonna be living in a paradise
Chris: so, who's the next contestant? It's Tails! Hello!
Tails: hello Chris! Is this everyone? Where's Sonic?
Chris: No it's not everything, and we don't know where he is yet
Tails: Oh ok, hi Cream
Cream: Hi Tails, how are you?
(The two converse as the next boat arrives)
Chris: whose in the next boat?
Blaze: oh no, not him
Tails: please no.
Cream: im scared!
Dr Eggman: what a welcome! Hello to you too guys. How are we Chris?
Chris: we're doing fine! (whispers) pompous fool
Dr eggman: what was that?
Chris: nothing, just thinking
Dr Eggman: well ill go put my things away. Wait a minute, what is this dump, is this where we're living?!
Blaze: yep
Dr Eggman: Grr. Chris! You had better explain yourself.
Chris: I will, I will
Dr Eggman: I need a moment by myself.
Silver: Please, take your time
Dr Eggman: Whatever!
Chris: Next up is Amy! Hi Amy
Amy: hi Chris. Yay Blaze, Tails and Cream are here, hi guys
(Runs over and chats)
Amy: hey, wheres Sonic? IS he coming?
Chris: he should be here by now
Amy: hey, I think I see him!
Sonic: hi guys, sorry I'm late. I figured, why use a boat when you can run on water? But trying to get a refund is hard, sheesh!
Amy: you had me worried Sonic, im so excited! I get to hang out with you every day!
Sonic: (changing the subject) Hi Tails!
Tails: Sonic! Yay you're here!
Sonic: another thing, looks like Eggman isn't here.
Dr Eggman: (sarcastically) hate to rain on your parade, but hello
Sonic: great… and another thing, whats with this/
Chris: /Oh my God! Do not say another word about the island, ok?! Ive had enough complaints!
Sonic: wow ok. Jeez. So, who else is gonna be here?
Chris: well, youll find out now. Next here is... A party boat?
(Loud music plays. Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and Mario get off the boat)
Mario: wow, that ride was fun! Hello everyone!
Most: hello
Peach: Daisy, you where awesome, jumping off the boat like that!
Daisy: well, what can I say? You guys should've done it too!
Rosalina: I don't think Luma would have liked that, plus, you could've got hurt
Daisy: your always so serious, Rosalina. Why don't you live a little?
Peach: well, she did play the drinking game with us.
Daisy: oh yeah, that's true.
Mario: guys! You haven't even said hello yet
Peach: oh yeah, sorry. Hi everyone.
Daisy: hey guys!
Rosalina: hello.
All: hi!
Daisy: but yeah, what were we saying? Oh yeah….
(Daisy talks to Peach)
Rosalina: hey Mario, wheres Luigi?
Mario: he was supposed to be with us, haha, I cant believe we didn't realise he wasn't there
Rosalina: yeah I know right, haha
(Bowser JR appears behind them)
Bowser Jr: hes probably lost in space again
Rosalina: oh, not you. Leave us alone, ok?
Bowser Jr: whatever. Just saying. Who here is actually cool?
Dr Eggman: well, hello Bowser Jr. ive heard a lot about your father.
Bowser Jr: well you would have, he is the greatest villain around/
Dr Eggman: /hell no! he always fails trying to catch Peach!
Bowser Jr: yeah, well your plans don't always work either, ya know
(both walk off, debating)
Blaze: haha, how did we know those two would hit it off?
Silver: well, we are from the future
Blaze: oh yeah.
Sonic: that's so typical.
Mario: yeah, isn't it just? Lets hope we don't see them too often
Chris: next up is DK! Hello DK!
DK: Yo Chris, hey everyone!
Mario: hi DK, hows Diddy Kong?
DK: he's ok, gone over to his friend's house for a bit
Mario: cool
DK: imma go look around, anyone wanna come?
(Peach, Daisy, Blaze, Silver and Rouge all go off with him)
Chris: it looks like wont be here then, so only person is left, and its Yoshi!
Yoshi: hi everyone! Wheres Mario?
Rosalina: sure!
Chris: wait a minute…..is that Birdo?
Birdo: yes its me, now heres Yoshi?
Chris: he just left, but I would stay here, because the island is pretty big
Birdo: ugh, fine. Ill wait
Chris: oh yeah hehe, wheres the other boat?
Amy: but you said that's everyone
Chris: I forgot, we added two people to mix things up, and first its Danielle. Welcome Danielle
Danielle: hello Chris, hi people
Amy: Another girl? Awesome, hello
Danielle: is this where im staying?
Amy: yeah, sorry. Chris lied to us
Chris: sorree. Not. Hehe. And our final boat is… its ShaniquaBo'Qui'Qui
Cream: Shaniqua Bo what what?!
Shaniqua: its Shaniqua Bo'Qui'Qui, and Chris, dafuq is this
Chris: your real island, not luxury, yes I know I lied etc etc…
Shaniqua: oh no you didn't! hey, is this the other girl that got there.
Danielle: yep, hi, im Danielle
Shaniqua: whats new?
Danielle: meh, im excited about this holiday
Shaniqua: yeah, me too girl
Chris: (to the camera) anyway, now that were finally finished here, next time on Total Mario and Sonic Island, im going to drop the real news to these unsuspected campers. See you then!