I've heard ...
Author: Michelcz
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Characters: Catherine Willows, Gil Grissom
Summary: One very eager man is going to be kill for his enthusiasm on St.Patrick's day
"Hey, wake up sleepyhead! Wake up!" a man was trying to wake up his lover. "We have a long day before us. "
"Nope, I'm not going to get up today. We spent last three days pulling double shifts and when I have a day off, I'm planning to sleep all long day," was heard the answer coming from the sheets.
"Come on, don't be a spoilsport, babe!" the man whimpered.
The answer the man received was a light snore from his companion.
"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" the man was singing again and again. "Even though it's only 6am, we have to go prepare for a parade, and that's not whichever parade. It's the St. Patrick's parade with the crowd of funny people who are all clothed into a very amusing green clothes with green hats."
"I'll even buy you a bouquet of shamrocks and we'll be drinking that green fuzzy stuff which is called beer."
After the man finished his long speech, everything was quite till the moment the woman asked the crucial question.
"Gil Grissom, what were you saying about the time? What time is it?"
"Five past six. Why?" he asked innocently.
"Because it's bloody hell soon. The parade is starting at half past three in the afternoon, so stop your whining and get your sorry butt back in bed and get some sleep before I kill you," told him one angry Catherine Willows.
"But Cath, darling, I've heard they do it that way in Lifford," Gil whined.
"Gil Grissom, you're banned from watching Discovery channel for next month and if you will ever again do something like this, you'll be banned not from watching television but from this bedroom and you'll be sleeping on your old couch in the office."