Hogwarts - Flight of the Conchords
This is what I did at 1:00 a.m. It's a Parody of Flight of the Conchords son 'Albi the racist Dragon'. If you have never heard the song before listen to it before during and after this story. the words should line up pretty well.
Real Lyrics:In the marmalade forest. Between the make believe trees.
Harry: In the forbidden forest. Between the green screen trees.
Real Lyrics: In a cottage cheese cottage. Lives Albi. Albi the racist dragon.
Draco: In Hagrid's cottage. Lives Albus. Albus the racist hippogriff.
Real Lyrics: Part 6, And so all the people of the village chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, very scary cave. And it was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears.
Ron, Fred: Part 6, and so all the Order of the Pheonix chased Albus the racist hippogriff into a very cold, very scary cell. And it was so cold and scary in there, that the dementors began to cry, dementor tears.
Real Lyrics: Which as we all kow turn into jellybeans! Anyway, just at that moment he felt a tiny little hand upon his tail. He turned around, and who should that hand belong to, but the badly burned Albanian boy.
Hermione: Which as we all know turn into unicorns! Anyway, just at that moment he felt a very cold hand upon his mane. He turned around, and who should that hand belong to, but He-Who-shall-not-be-Named.
Real Lyrics: "What are you doing here I thought I killed you!"
Dumbledore: What are you doing here i thought I killed you!
Real Lyrics: Growled Albi quite racistly.
Prof. Mcgonagal: Growled Albus quite racistly.
Real Lyrics: "No you didn't kill me Albi, I was just very badly burned. I crawled to safety and I'm still alive; although I'm very badly disfigured.'
Voldemort: No, you didn't defeat me Albus. I was just very badly wounded. I vanished to safety, and I made horcruxes; so now I'm very badly split up.
Real Lyrics: Laughed the boy.
Neville: Laughed the horcrux.
Real Lyrics: "Why are you crying?"
Prof. Snape: Why are you depressed?
Real Lyrics: "I'm crying because all the villagers chased me here, I think it's because I'm so racist."
Hagrid: I'm depressed because the Order of the Pheonix chased me here. I think it's because I'm so racist.
Real Lyrics: "No Albi, they chased me here too. It's just because you and I; we're different."
Luna: No Albus, they locked me here too. It's just because you and I ; we're insane.
Real Lyrics: And suddenly Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Umbridge: And suddenly Albus wasn't racist anymore.
Real Lyrics: So they sat in the cave, and ate bubblegum pie. Albi the racist-
Trewlany: So they sat in the cell, and ate dirty pie. Albus the racist-
Real Lyrics: Well not anymore-
Ginny, George: Well not so much so-
Real Lyrics: Dragon.
All: Hippogriff
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