Long ago, there was a war between two robot armies. The Autobots and the Decepticons. They're still fighting though.
Anyways, for some reason or whatever, their battles came to Earth, a planet that seemed to attract random aliens because humans have magical powers that make bread into toast and everybody wanted toast.
But the robots didn't want to be seen because curfew hours are at 8 PM and they don't want to meet Bubba so they had this crazy idea to transform into vehicles and stuff so they were called Transformers.
These are the stories they didn't want you to see……
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At a wasteland somewhere around I forgot, two enemies were face to face.
"So we meet again Woodstock" said Stinkerclog, a Decepticon.
"Yeah man" said Woodstock, a Autobot.
Stinkerclog transformed into a gigantic toilet! I will crush your spine!"
Woodstock transformed into a tree! "I'm gonna defeat you for peace and love!"
Just then a vending machine, a house, a duck, a stack of cards, a hamburger, a yo-yo, and a cardboard box appear!
"Hey Sweetstuff, Cabinoid, and Aflac!" said Woodstock to three of the things.
"Just in time Fullhouse, Mcdoom, and Doggywalker" said Stinkerclog to three other things.
Everyone looked at the cardboard box.
"Oh, um, I'm Cheapbox, uh, I was just looking for the bathroom, yeah" the box said who then flew away.
THEN EVERYONE FOUGHT!
"I'm telling ya, candy is cheaper if you just buy it from the factory!" screamed Doogywalker.
"No way! You should just buy the ingredients and make it yourself!" screeched Cabinoid.
Fullhouse slapped his forehead "but how do we cook them?"
Aflac laughed a bit and turned serious "use your plasma cannon on your arm!"
"Then it would taste like garbage!" spat Mcdoom "or is that what Autobots like to eat?"
"OH SNAP DAWG!" yelled Sweetstuff "I'M GIVING YOU A TIME OUT!"
Meanwhile, a human watched this scene from afar.
"I knew I should be taking my medication" muttered the human, shaking his head in shame.
THE END!