Okay, wow has it been long! sorry for not updating or posting anything in a while. I have some artistic and writing block, so posting and updating has been a tad difficult, but I managed to come across this idea again, and I just couldn't refuse do to this. so enjoy and remember

REVIEWS HELP AND KEEP ME GOING...just something I thought I should let you all know lol XD

as always... TRANSLATIONS LOCATED AT THE BOTTOM!

"You want to do what now?" A Dutch woman takes a sip of her mocha.

"You're stupid" she continues to stare blankly at the fidgety Spanish man before her.

Spain, expecting good advice, had called Netherlands to a nearby café, but as fate had it the "man" didn't want anything to do with advice giving. In his current condition, Netherlands just wanted to go find the punk who turned him into a woman and beat him into submission, but no. Instead Netherlands found himself sitting next to this clueless ass.

"I'm not stupid! Vamos Netherlands you're good with relationships. Do you think I should…um….you know…pop the question?" Spain shifted uncomfortably in his chair as he mentions the last part.

"Knowing you, I say don't do it. Never. NEVER. You'll just find some way to screw it up. Remember that last time you took Bell out (still going to kill you for that) on a date and you managed to accidently take the wrong woman home while still thinking it was Bell for a week. " Netherlands said with no regard of how harsh it sounded. He (well, she now.) just happily took another sip of her sugary drink.

"It was horrible, Bell spent a week and three days in the woods. Until Switzerland found her fighting with a bear over a pine cone!"

"I already apologized; when are you going to let it go?" Spain huffed out at the irritated woman before him.

"Never" Netherlands simply stated.

"Anyway…I won't screw it up. I am the country of passion after all"

"Love is my forte"

Netherlands halted from drinking her mocha. Looking dead serious, Netherlands took a hold of Spain's collar and pulled him closer to her face. Netherlands took a pause to make sure the Spaniard was focused. When satisfied, Netherlands began to speak.

"Exactly Passion, Blind, un calculated passion" Netherlands spoke each phrase with an agonizingly slow pace to make sure that each word would sink in.

Netherlands let go of Spain and continued drinking her mocha as if the situation never happened.

"Hey, buy me another of…whatever this is. They're somewhat good."

Spain abruptly stood up from his chair. The sudden outburst caught the eyes of many of the other customers in the small café, but Spain ignored them and continues to speak with a determined tone.

"You have little fate. I can do it! You'll see. I can do this!" Spain spoke with such determination it was hard not to smile.

"Hmm, you sure there, sir?" Netherlands points her empty cup at Spain.

"Yeah I can! You'll see. I'll invite Roma to eat at his favorite restaurant, walk him to our spot and Bam! Pop the question. It's full proof. I could also pay for a whole circus to come out of the bushes and perform. Hmmm, I'll need to talk to India and China…carnation cannons, birds, tomatoes everywhere….Oh it's going to be great!"

Spain rushed to the Dutch woman and planted a kiss on her forehead.

"Oh thank-you Netherlands I knew there was a reason I called you! Gracias, gracias, gracias, por todo! Te debó una." Spain lifted Netherlands into a bone crushing embrace to the point where Netherlands could have sworn her back cracked twice. Ignoring the sound of bones cracking, Spain put the woman back into her seat and turned to leave the café, but not without saying another heartfelt thanks.

"Go get em' boy" Netherlands plan worked, down to the last drop.

…Getting a free meal while doing some good.

All is good in the world.

Well almost…

"It's so easy sometimes that it's almost not fun. Ah, well…" Netherlands grabbed for the plastic cup that once held her deliciously caffeinated drink and took a good slurp at it, but nothing came out.

"Shit, didn't even make him buy me another drink…You think after being turned into a woman, I can get a measly drink or two for free" Netherlands mumbled under her breath.

"Hey, does anyone want to buy another drink for a lady?" Netherlands called out to the other people in the café.

Well girls and the occasional boys, stay tuned for the next chapter if you should choose to do so. I hope you will!

TRANSLATIONS:

-"Vamos": its like C'mon in this context.

-"Gracias, gracias, gracias, por todo! Te debó una": Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you, for everything! I owe you one.