Our Parents

An Adventure Time Story

(Scene #1: Candy Kingdom)

(Finn and Jake are at the Orphanage)

Jake: Alright, kiddies. It's time to go to dream world.

Orphan #1: You can't tell me what to do old man!

(Finn pulls out a pack of sugar)

Finn: O.K. O.K. The first one that goes to sleep gets to have this pack of sugar.

Orphan #1: Hmmmmm…What else you got?

Jake: How bout' you guys got go to sleep or I'll make you.

All Orphans: AAAAAAAAAAA!

(All orphans run away)

(One orphan comes back)

Orphan #2: Can I still have the sugar?

Jake: Just get outta here!

(Orphan runs away)

Princess Bubblegum: (whispers) Thanks, guys.

(All walk outside the Orphanage)

Princess Bubblegum: Guys, I must learn how you can tell these kids to sleep. I mean it takes at least an hour to get these kids to sleep. I think that my observers and I should see how to be more assertive. So we'll come over to your house in a couple of hours. See you guys later.

Finn: See you, PB. So what do we do now?

Jake: Well we could tidy up the house. All observers are some sort of snob.

Finn: Uhhh….Alright then.

(Scene #2: Treehouse)

(Finn and Jake enter the house)

Finn: So, we'll do the bathroom first and then we can-

(Finn and Jake find Beemo in the corner scared)

Finn and Jake: Beemo!

(Finn and Jake run over to Beemo)

Jake: Beemo.

Finn: What's wrong?

(Beemo is in shock)

(Finn picks up Beemo and all go to the couch)

Finn: Come on, Beemo. What's your biz?

(Beemo murmurs)

Finn: Beemo, come on. Stop messin' around. Beemo…..

Jake: Beemo….I got your, uhhh….."Sexiest Hard Drives" magazine.

Beemo: No!

(Beemo snatches the magazine away from Jake and looks at it)

Jake: You gonna keep starin' at that or are you going to tell us?

(Beemo throws the magazine away)

Finn: So…

Beemo: O.K. But been warned, for the house is haunted.

Finn: Haunted? Beemo, did Jake plan another prank?

Beemo: No, Finn. I have seen the ghosts enter your bed room. And the weirdest part was both ghosts look exactly like your mother and father.

Jake: Yeah, right.

Finn: You already know that's not true.

Beemo: Go upstairs and prove it!

(Beemo hiding)

(Finn and Jake go upstairs)

(As Finn and Jake go upstairs, Beemo grabs the magazine)

Beemo: (sigh)

Finn: That, Beemo.

Jake: I know, man. Let's prove it to that computer.

(Finn and Jake enter their room)

(They see the ghosts of Joshua and Margaret) (Finn and Jake's parents)

Finn: Mom?

Jake: Dad?

Joshua: Oh. Hey, boys.

Margaret: And boys, you guys should really clean more.

(Finn and Jake faint)

Joshua: Yep. I told you this would happen.

(Scene #3: Living Room)

(Finn and Jake wake up)

Finn: What happened?

Margaret: Are you boys alright?

Finn: What?

(Finn and Jake look at their parents)

(Finn and Jake faint again)

Margaret: Boys?

Joshua: Don't worry. I got this.

(Joshua stretches his arm to a bucket of water)

(Joshua splashes the water onto Finn and Jake)

Finn and Jake: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joshua: Alright. You guys aren't gonna faint again are you?

Finn: Not now…..Dad.

Jake: Wait, Finn. Alright, man. O.K. If you're my dad, then what do you do when I say "Alrighty then"

(Joshua flicks Jake)

Jake: Yeah that's you.

Finn: And this is mom too, Jake.

Jake: Woah. I guess it is you guys.

Joshua: Yep.

Finn: So…..What are you doin' here.

(Joshua wraps his arm around Margaret)

Joshua: Well, we just want to spend some time with our boys.

Finn: Alright so what do we do now?

Joshua: Well…..

(Scene #4: Montage)

(Joshua whispers to Jake)

(Jake goes to a goblin and then shape changed into one)

(Jake mimics everything that the goblin does)

(Goblin leaves)

(Joshua stretches into a hot air balloon)

(All get inside)

(Joshua flies away)

(Jake stretches into a boat and gets into a river)

(Finn gets some leaves and stick)

(Finn constructs a flag)

(Joshua and Margaret get inside the boat and ride)

(Scene #5: Back at the Treehouse)

Jake: Phew…That was cool. (Panting) Anything else you wanna do, dad?

Joshua: Nah'. Just wanna…..lie down.

Jake: A'ight. Come on, Finn. Let's get ready for Bubblegum's thing.

Margaret: Oh. Who's Bubblegum, sweetie?

Finn: Oh. Uh…. She's the princess of the Candy Kingdom, mom.

Joshua: Ooooo…. So it looks you got someone.

Finn: What?

Joshua: Don't worry, Finn.

(Joshua gets off the couch)

Joshua: I know what to do when a lady crosses my path.

Finn: Oh. No, no, no, no, no.

Margaret: Oh. Come on, Finn. I know what it's like be young and in love.

Finn: Woah, guys. It's not a date or anything.

Joshua: Yeah, whatever. Let's go make you look amazing.

Finn: Ah, shoes.

(Scene #6: Treehouse)

(Nighttime)

(Princess Bubblegum knocks on the door)

Princess Bubblegum: Finn? Jake? Are you guys home?

(Finn opens the door)

Princess Bubblegum: Woah, Finn. What's with the suit?

Finn: Nothing. Come in.

(Bubblegum comes inside)

Princess Bubblegum: Oh. I see that you have visitors.

Finn: Oh, yeah. Ummm….. PB. These guys are me and Jake's parents. Sent from Glob World.

Princess Bubblegum: Well it's nice to meet you both.

Margaret: Thank you, princess.

Joshua: Well come on, you two.

(Everyone goes into the kitchen)

(Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum sit down)

Finn: Alright. So what did you want to know princess?

Princess Bubblegum: I wanted to figure out how you guys let the children at the orphanage listen to what you say.

Joshua: (whispers) Finn.

Finn: What?

Princess Bubblegum: What?

(Finn finds Joshua on his shoulder)

Joshua: Shhhhh….I'm helping you.

Finn: Dad?

Joshua: Shhhh….Listen. Step #1, move towards her. Real close. It gives the girl signs that you have "feelings".

Finn: But-

Joshua: Just do it, Finn. Trust me.

Finn: (grunts)

Joshua: I'll be back. Now remember. You didn't hear any of the stuff that came out of my mouth.

(Joshua jumps off of Finn's shoulder)

Princess Bubblegum: Finn? Jake, what's going on?

Jake: I don' know. Finn…Finn?

Finn: Yeah. Yeah. I'm here.

(Finn looks at Joshua)

(Joshua nods)

Princess Bubblegum: Well then, first I'd like to know how….

(Finn moves closer towards Princess Bubblegum)

Princess Bubblegum: Finn? What are you doing?

Finn: I'm just showin' how I feel. Hehehehe.

(Joshua winks at Finn)

(Finn winks at Joshua)

(Finn pulls Jake toward him)

Finn: (whispers) (talking quickly) Listen, PB, I'm sorry. But my Mom and Dad think that we have a thing goin' and now they think we're on date so can we do another meeting and just help me. (Panting)

Princess Bubblegum: …..Alright.

Finn: Jake, you help too.

Jake: Yeah.

(Scene #7: Later at the Treehouse)

Finn: Alright, PB. See you, later.

Princess Bubblegum: Bye, guys.

(Princess Bubblegum leaves)

Finn: (sigh)

Joshua: Nice job, Finn. Pretty soon you and her are gonna kick it big time. You know what I'm sayin'?

Finn: Word.

Margaret: Alright, Joshua. It's time to leave.

Finn and Jake: What?

Joshua: Yep. We asked Glob to let us down here. But just for today.

Jake: Oh.

Finn: Well say "Hi" to Glob for us.

Margaret: We will.

(Joshua and Margaret rise)

Margaret: Bye, boys.

Joshua: And Finn.

Finn: Yeah?

Joshua: Keep workin' on your ladies.

Finn: (sigh)

(Joshua and Margaret go through the roof)

Finn and Jake: Woah.

Finn: I miss them already.

Jake: Come on, Finn. Let's go mess with Beemo.

Finn: Got it.

(Finn looks up)

Finn: Yeah…..

(Finn goes to Jake)

The End