RWBY and JNPR sat around telling stories, as they had nothing better to do. "You got anything?" Ruby asked Jaune.
"I doubt it." Yang joked.
"Actually..."
Yang sat up, "Do tell."
"Okay, fine." Jaune said, he leaned forward. "This one happened in high school, uh, we had this teacher in high school, his name was Mr. Mcnamara, and his kid who went to our school, named Jake Mcnamara. And Mr. Mcnamara was an asshole, and one weekend Mr. Mcnamara and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole,"
They all laughed. "And Jake decided to throw a party at the teacher's house, and everyone in town heard about it, and we all stood up and decided, 'let's go over and destroy the place'."
They laughed again. "I walked into this party, and everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking. We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off."
They laughed harder. "We were like dogs without horses, it was completely unsupervised."
"I bet." Weiss said.
"It got worse, one kid found out which room was Mr. Macnamara's room, and went in and took a shit on his computer."
"Oh my God!" Pyrrha said, laughing.
"It got even worse, one kid took and running start and jumped onto the pool table, he broke it in half."
They all looked at him in disbelief.
"So, I was standing in the basement, holding a red cup— you've seen movies. And I was starting to black out, but I heard someone say, 'something-something police' and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled 'FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE'!" They began to laugh harder than before. "And everyone else joined in. One hundred drunk, white children, yelling fuck. DA. Police. With the confidence of guys that have been to prison, you know like, 'I SERVED MY NICKEL YOU CAN COME AND TAKE ME'!" They were dying of laughter. "Well, reason some said something something police, is because the police were there. A Vale police officer, looking out over a sea of drunk toddlers, screaming fuck da police. And he was almost impressed."
"Really?" Yang asked
"Yeah, he was like, 'Wow' and then, he leaned into his walkie talkie and said, 'GET THE PADDYWAGON'." Now they were laughing harder than ever. "And my brother, John, who is now a father— this man has a baby, smashed a forty and yelled 'SCATTER!' And we all ran in different directions. It was like that one scene in Ratatouille where the humans come in and the rats all run in different directions, it was just like that. I ran into the laundry room and jumped onto the washer and climbed out the window. I was running towards a huge chain link fence, and I remember thinking, I've never climbed a fence that high. And then I woke up at home."
None of them could breath, they were laughing so hard. "And on Monday, we all went back to school, and I saw Jake, and he's like, 'hey, did you come to my party?' And I said no, you know, like a liar. 'It got really out of hand, someone broke the pool table, someone took a shit on my dad's computer. And worst of all, someone stole some old antique photos of my grandma and my parents are freaking out about it. And I had that thought that only blackout drunks… and Steve Urkel can have, 'did I do that?' And I was never sure… Until two years later, right before I came to Beacon. I was playing video games with this kid, who also went to school with me. And he's like, 'I wanna show you something, and he leads me into a side room in his bedroom, which is never a good thing to have, but it was line, wall-to-wall with old antique photos, and I was like, '...Why…." and he was like, 'Because it's the one thing you can't replace'. And that's the end of that story, but how fucked up is that?"