Silvermist: Welcome to how to piss off mario characters! first up is mario
Tell mario peach doesn't like him at all
Lock him in a room with wario
before you lock it give wario lots of Onions and garlic
Tell him bowser is better then him
Get bowser to put him on fire
Tell him he and peach aren't made for eachother
Tell him he sucks in brawl
Silvermist: Well there's the list!
Mario: (kicks door down) Die!!!
Silvermist: Oh shit! (rruns off screaming like a sissy girl)
Mario: I'll kill you!!! (Chases silvermist)
Peach: Okay were done! See ya!
This is only the first chapter! Next up is Princess peach!