In case you don't know, Jassu is one of the blitz ball players on the Besaid Aurochs (the guy with the bleach blonde hair). Based on our own experiences, and Lulu is VERY ooc
"Where
are we going again?" Tidus asked obliviously.
"You're the one who set this up, Tidus." Auron replied
irritably.
"Ohhh... Right, Rikku's."
"Yeah, it's about two and a half miles from here." Auron
explained to Lulu.
"God, I can't believe you actually talked
me into this. Why was it vital for me to come, anyway?" Lulu
complained, dodging Jassu's blitzball. "And why did he have to
come?"
"Did you really expect me to
walk that whole way alone with these two. Jassu had already planned
to come." Auron added dryly.
"Well,
Rikku had better be pretty damn sick." Once again the blitzball
flew at Lulu.
Sick of having to avoid it, she
decided to take the ball away from him. Just at that moment, Tidus
threw it back to Jassu, who missed it. Reacting to the opportunity,
she quickly chased after it, with Jassu right behind her. Fighting
over it, they passed Auron and Tidus who were calmly conversing as
they walked along.
Just as Lulu reached down to
grab the blitzball, Jassu stepped forward onto her outstretched
fingers.
Jassu quickly jumped back as Lulu let out a scream.
"Holy shit Lulu! Is that how you scream in bed?! I should
ask Wakka!" Tidus shouted in a wave of pervyness.
Auron tried
to contain his laughter as he turned away so not to see Lulu begin to
beat on Tidus.
"God, Tidus! You are such a
perv!"
"Hey, Lulu, why haven't you burnt me to a crisp?
Oh, I know, I'm right, aren't I!" Tidus blurted out.
By then,
Jassu was keeled over with laugher.
Lulu could
even hear a vague snicker coming from Auron. "You guys are all
perverts! You planned this, didn't you Jassu?!"
"No!"
Jassu exclaimed, still very afraid of the angered black mage. He
began off at a sprint, Lulu chasing after him.
Tidus
continued his discussion with Auron. "Hey, Auron?"
"Hmm?"
"Well, since we're already being pervy, have
you ever noticed just how much Lulu's hips swing? It's like,
wow!"
The older man rolled his eyes, but Tidus detected a
smile spreading across Auron's face.
"You
have, haven't you!"
"It's not my
place to say." Auron replied.
"Well, I have!"
"No
way, Tidus."
By now Jassu and Lulu had stopped running,
allowing the others to catch up.
"But Auron, you must have-"
Tidus tried to continue.
"Shut up." Auron commanded so
Lulu wouldn't hear.
The party turned onto Rikku's street and found
a cat.
"Hey guys! Kimarhi's always wanted a friend like him,
SO, lets steal the cat!" Tidus exclaimed like a drunken
clam.
"Hmm... That might work..." The older man
agreed.
"God, like Kimarhi actually wants a cat." Lulu
rolled her eyes.
"I like cats!" Jassu jumped up and
down.
"Ah! Let's steal it for Jassu!" Tidus apparently
REALLY wanted to steal that cat.
"Actually, lets not become
criminals today." Auron decided.
"But we could be cat
burglars."
"Tidus, do you even know what a cat burglar
is?"
"Some one who steals cats?"
"No. It's
not. Moving on..." Lulu continued walking, leaving everyone to
follow.
They paraded the rest of the way down the street.
"Bam!
Rikku's house!" Tidus pointed.
They ran to the door of the
two story and knocked.
"Do you think
she'll be able make it to the door if she's so sick?"
Jassu questioned, worried.
"Well, maybe Brother's home."
Auron rationalized.
"Someone better be home." Lulu
added, crossing her arms.
Just as Tidus leaned on the door, Rikku
opened it, causing him to fall though the open doorway. Rikku swiftly
stepped aside, as Tidus fell onto the tile floor. The Al Bhed girl
began laughing hysterically. When she regained her breath, she gave
the group a weird look. "Lulu! Auron! Jassu?" Jassu gave a
shy little wave. "What are you guys doing here?" Rikku
asked suspiciously.
Tidus, still lying on his back, answered.
"Well, I wanted to come see you cause you were sick, but I
didn't want to walk alone, so I dragged Auron to come and for some
reason he convinced Lulu to come, and well, Jassu, I'm not really
sure how he fits in, but yeah!"
"It's not like I was
going to spend this whole time alone with Tidus." Auron added,
defending himself from Rikku's questioning glances. "Now that I
think of it, you don't look very sick."
"Oh, I'm
not!"
"Then why weren't you at the bonfire?" Lulu
glared at Rikku.
"I dunno, I just didn't feel like
going."
"Are you serious! I was dragged all this way
because you were supposedly sick, and it turns out that you
aren't!"
Just then, Brother ran in and began to jump on the
couch.
"Oh my god! Umm... where are his pants?" Tidus
was both appalled and disturbed.
Everyone stood their awkwardly as
Rikku yelled at her sibling. "Brother! Did you get into the
alcohol cabinet again!?"
Slyly Jassu began to slink up the
stairs as Tidus whispered to Rikku. "Hey, Rikku. Guess what I
found out about Lulu. She-"
"JASSU! DON'T GO UP
THERE!!!!" Rikku screamed as she ran after him and tackled him
down. Tidus frowned, unable to finish his story.
Back downstairs, Jassu picked up the blitz ball. "Look, Rikku, I
have a blitz ball!"
"No frickin' way! Maybe it's cause
you play!"
They rambled on, with Tidus continually trying to
get in his story, but failing every time on account of Jassu and his
obsession with Rikku's stairs. On Jassu's third attempt, he almost
managed to make it to the top before Auron grabbed him by the ankle
and yanked him back down violently.
After a little more
conversation, Jassu had to leave, claiming that he had a hot date
waiting. yeah.
"Jassu's gonna score tonight!" Tidus
exclaimed, thrusting his arm into the sky as Jassu walked out the
door.
"Well, I'm leaving." Lulu stated, turned, and
walked out.
"I'll go too. I live near Lulu." Auron
claimed following her out.
"I see what's going on here..."
Tidus waited to finish until Auron left. "I guess I can just ask
Auron how Lulu screams."
"Huh?" (Rikku said
huh.)
The door opened again suddenly and all Tidus saw was a flash
of light before Lulu burnt him to a fine crisp. "God, I've been
waiting to do that for so long!" Lulu said cooly as she left the
room once again.
THE END :D
