You Know You're Obsessed with Percy Jackson When...
1) You say "Oh my gods!" instead of "Oh my god!"
2) You constantly check Rick's website to see if he's released anything about his new book (whichever that may be considering when your reading this.
3) You burn your food as an offering to the gods.
4) You've heard of wrock bands, but you want people to make Percy Jackson rock bands.
5) You have looked up Camp Half-Blood on google maps.
6) You were upset when you realized that all the Camp Half-Bloods that showed up, were not in Long Island.
7) You want them to make a 'percymore' or 'jacksonmore' now that all of your friends are talking about 'pottermore'.
8) You've looked up the word 'half-blood' in the dictionary.
9) You claim to have dyslexia or ADHD (or both) especially if you don't.
10) You go try on a Yankees cap, and are disappointed when you don't disappear.
11) You uncap random ballpoint pens and hope it transforms into a sword.
12) You go up to your friends and ask them if their ballpoint pen has 'grenade mode'.
13) You always get excited when someone mentions the Hover Dam.
14) When someone calls you a pjoholic, or tells you you're PJ obsessed, you consider it a compliment and thank them.
15) You hated Chris Columbus for messing up the movie.
16) You pray to Athena before a math test.
17) You tell all of your friends you're a demigod and/or half-blood.
18) You've begged your parents to take you to Long Island.
19) If you were lucky enough to go to the empire state building, you asked to go to the 600th floor.
So, that's my list. I'm going to do one for Kane Chronicles obsessed people, Inheritance obsessed people, and probably some other book series. You tell me which series you want a list for.
~not-so-immortal-witch