-1(No plot, people, its just the organization people sitting around and doing random stuff. I tried to think of a plausible storyline that would include all of them, but I could only come up with cooking and food preferences, and I will kill myself before I write a Xaldin-centered Fic. Enjoy, if you can, I'm just writing for my own benefit here)

Boredom Is A Terrible Thing

Axel, Roxas and Demyx were all loitering in Roxas's room, for lack of anything better to do. They had run outta topics to talk about, so they were all quite bored. These are the results.

"Roxas…"No answer.

"Rooooxasss" The keyblader twitched in annoyance, but didn't answer the call yet again

"Roxas, roxas, Fo-foxas, banana nana bo boxas-" A certain red head started lazily

"Dammit, Axel, what the HELL do you want??" Poor Roxas yelled out, discarding the book he was trying and failing to read.

"Im bored!" Axel stated.

"Congratulations."

"Entertain me." He flipped onto his stomach and glared at the keyblader.

"Excuse me??"

"Dance for my amusement! Dance, puppet, Dance!"

"H-hey now, no need to s-steal my phrase like that…." Demyx stuttered from his chair.

"Sorry, Demyx, but fo-foxas over here aint cooperating."

"I swear to God, call me that one more time, and you'll regret it!"

"What are you gonna do, shine a flashlight at me with you mighty light powers? Pfffft, that'll hurt."

"You shut up! At least my gender is recognizable! You look like Larxene if she dyed her hair red and spiked it up with your goddamned hips of doom."

"Your just jealous."

"Of what? That hourglass figure?? Demyx looks manlier than you!"

"Why do you guys keep referring to me like that?? I'm right here, ya know!"

"Shut up, water boy, or we'll freeze you and you'll turn into Vexen!"

"I'll b-be good…"

"damn straight you will."

"Hey, I have an idea. Let's play Kingdom Hearts!"

"Axel, remember the last time we tried to do that? Our universe imploded for a while, and Xemnas made us fix it. Do you really wanna go through that again?"

"But I like controlling you, Roxy…."

"Hey, Axel, do me a favor?"

"Hmm?"

"Never speak to me again."

"It hurts when you say things like that, Roxy. Its times like these when I doubt that you love me at all!" Axel drapped himself over Roxas and fluttered his eyelashes for full effect.

"I will DANCE on your grave, I swear it!" Roxas tried, and failed, topush his best friend off of him. Axel only held on tighter, choosing to lean in and whisper "Roxas…. You my friend…."

"GOD! Why do I associate with you?? Your like that one creepy neighbor everybody hates, but nobody says anything." Roxas finally succeeded in pushing Axel off, and Axel chose o sit on the floor Indian style.

"Demyx, you don't agree with such slander, do you?" Demyx squeaked a little in surprise.

"U-uhh….n-no?"

"Your breaking my heart here, guys"

"GAH!! NOBODY!!!" he pointed at Axel "IT MEANS NO HEART!!! TRY TO MAKE SENSE, PLEASE!!" Poor Roxas had reached his limit.

Axel chose to ignore this. "I'm hungry."

"Then please, for the love of all things holy, go eat and leave me in peace."

"What say you, Demyx, shall we go frolic towards the general kitchen area?"

"I'll go w-with you, if that's what y-your asking…" Demyx answered in confusion.

"Brilliant! Lets us go forth on that trail!"

"W-what trail?"

"On that trail we bla-"

"NO BURSTING OUT INTO SONG IN MY ROOM! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!"

"Well, fine, Mr. Negative Nancy."

"I hate you, and everything you are."

"Tarry not, dear demy, food awaits us!" And he walked out. Thank God. Demyx apologized to Roxas, who was breathing steam at this point, and he left too. Roxas tried to read the rest of his book, but failed. And when he turned on the T.V, El Dorado came on, causing him to destroy more electronics with the blunt metal key of his. Then he died. Ha, ha.

(I'm not sure what to say. The guys are so OOC, its not even funny. Well. It should be funny. I can see Axel doing something like this, though. And Roxas, I just love to torture him. Demyx is just there. I will write more of these, so beware. Review if you'd like, I always like responses to my madness. Ciao)