Hello everyone! Sorry I have been out for such a long time, and I won't make excuses so today, I'm going to do something new and weird. It's going to consist of Hellsing Ultimate and Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) characters, and Khouta Hirono owns Hellsing, and Yana Toboeso owns Black Butler. Death is my character and so is Salina and Sheryl. Now, all is settled, let's start with a Hellsing/Black Butler Drabble!

Alucard: *Looks at my title of this drabble with a weird look.* really, that's it?

Death: What is it?

Alucard: "Hellsing/Black Butler Drabble?" Can you make it more intimidating?

Death: Well I didn't plan on putting threats for the readers to read, so suck it up.

Alucard: Humph, you are no fun.

Death: This is a drabble, Alucard, it's not a list of torturous things for the readers. But it is going to be fun, okay?

Alucard: What's so fun about not shooting my guns at vampires and the little brat over there? *points at Alois Trancy*

Alois: I AM NOT A BRAT! I will get Claude on you! *snaps his fingers and Claude appears beside him*

Alucard: *takes out his firearm and aims it at Claude*

Death: No! No! Alucard, gun down now.

Sheryl: I will handle it. *gets in front of Alucard and jumps up to kiss him on the lips*

Alucard: *snaps out of his attempt to shoot Claude and kisses Sheryl-they are both vampires-*

Grell: Oh how come she gets the hot guy?!

Salina: Grell, calm down. She is only kissing him to calm down; I thought you were in to Sebastian, too.

Grell: I am, but he is so much hotter in that red coat!

Sebastian: Has any one ever told you how complicated you are?

Grell: Ohhhhhhhh! Is my Bassy jealous? I can help you with that, sweetie~.

Death: Grell, you are not helping with this drabble.

Grell: B-but I want to have se-*gets whacked in the head by Salina*

William: Finally, someone who knows how I feel. Anyway, Grell and I should leave, now. Come Mr. Sutcliff.

Grell: Will, dear! How many times do I have to tell you that I am a woman?!

*Grell ends up being whacked in the head by William and dragged out of the mansion.*

Ciel: Well, that was odd. Sebastian, serve some tea.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord *walks away to make tea*

Integra: Very odd, Alucard, Seras, you two have missions to do. Go, now.

Seras: Master, can we take the new car? Please?!

Integra: Fine, but don't get it ruined; I'm not paying for another car.

Seras: YAY!

Alucard: A new car?

Seras: You have not seen it? It's really good looking, master, and it's fast.

Alucard: Show it to me, Police girl.

*Alucard and Seras walked to the car and left without a word*

Sebastian: Today's tea is raspberry tea with side dishes of mixed berries.

Ciel: Everyone, if you like we can go in the living room.

Death: Alright.

Salina: Okay.

Sheryl: Fine by me.

*Everyone goes into the living room to have tea and discuss random life chats, which some people laugh about.*

Death: Okay, readers. I'm ready for bed, so what you can do is leave a question below the comments by asking one of us a truth or dare question.

Sheryl: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet dreams, whatever.

Everyone says bye to you and then gone to bed except for Sheryl, because she is a vampire, and Salina is a werewolf, just to let you know. Bye!