I own nothing but the OC, and this is my first time at a romance genre, so please leave some advice for improvements, yeah? And this first chapter might not be as funny as my other stories- meaning you'll have to wait for the next chapter for the slap-stick comedy.
The story corresponds with the American anime so the readers can familiarize and...stuff, so I'm being nice.
If anyone reading this and is capable of speaking French very fluently or has a link to an online translator, can you please help me out or send me a link? Please? I've got Caaaaaaaandy!
In the Obelisk Blue female dorms...
"Myeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh..." Alexis yawned rather loudly. She makes a smacking noise with her mouth as she exits her room into the hallway, trying to open her eyes for she had just woken up. She looks toward the right end of the hallway and notices a door that hasn't been used for quite a while left wide open. "Hmm?" Alexis thinks to herself for a little while, and her eyes widen from remembering who once resided in the room. "She's... Back?"
At the cliff by the ocean...
"Ahhh..." Bastion stretches his arms out and takes a deep breath of fresh ocean air. He closes his eyes and smiles. "What a beautiful morning!" Opening his eyes, he notices a person down by the rocky shores. "Eh...? I don't think I've ever seen that person before..." Bastion murmurs to himself, and decides to meet the stranger. He makes his way down to the beach and sees that the person is a girl crouching on a rock, looking into some tide pools. He approaches her, but she doesnt notice. The girl has dark brown hair and wears an Obelisk Blue female uniform, but that's all Bastion can see, since her back is facing his direction. 'She's...just crouching...I wonder what she's so caught up in?' Bastion thought to himself.
"Excuse me, but what are you doing?" Bastion asks. He confirms that he has never, ever seen this student before. The girl keeps looking into the tide pools and turns to him with a cute smile on her face.
"Je regarde les poissons dans les piscines de marée," She responds. Bastion observes that she has dark gray eyes, similar to the color or Syrus' eyes, but her skin seems to be a little too pale. In all, she was a little cute. Bewildered by her response, Bastion seems to have trouble understanding what she said, so he thinks of what to say next.
"Err...I don't speak...French? My name is Bastion Misawa, may I know yours?"
"Mon nom est Clémentine d'Adelaïde,"
"...wha?" Bastion has a confused look on his face.
"C'est Adelaïde," said the unfamiliar student.
"Uhhh..."
"Adelaïde, celui est mon nom,"
"...Adelle...?"
"Mon nom est Adelaïde!"
"What? Adeleene?"
"Adelaïde! Combien de fois est-ce que je dois le dire?" She seemed irritated.
"Adelaide? Ah-de-lai-d?"
"Oui, oui!" Adelaide smiled with approval.
Bastion, still a little confused, replied with much uncertainty, "Okay, Adelaide then."
There was an awkward silence between the two.
"...sooooooo, what were you doing again?" Bastion asked to kill the silence.
"Regard," Adelaide spoke and stuck her hands into the tide pool, feeling about in the water. It wasn't long until a smile stretched across her pale face. Something in the water began to flail and splash, and Bastion started to get a little scared, yet very intrigued. Adelaide starts to laugh. Whatever she was holding in the water was splashing wildly and getting water everywhere.
"Ahhhh...AHHHHH!" Bastion screamed in fear. "What ARE you holding?"
"Hehehe, hahaha, HA-HA!" Adelaide shouted maniacally. The was a huge splash, and wriggling uncontrollably in her hands was a plump octopus flailing its tentacles everywhere making disturbing squealing noises like a pig makes.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT THAT DOWN! YOU MIGHT HURT IT-EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY YOURSELF!"
"Ha ha, vous voulez le tenir?" She smiled at Bastion.
"What?"
Adelaide tossed the octopus at Bastion's direction...a little to high.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Apparently, the octopus landed on his face.
"NYAH AHAHHAHAHAHA!" Adelaide points and laughs.
"AHHH! NOOOO! HELP! I-I'M ALLERGIC!" Bastion screamed in horror, trying to remove the octopus off his face. Adelaide stopped laughing.
"Ampèreheure! Je suis désolé! Je n'ai pas su! Laissez-moi vous aider!" She shouted with an incredibly scared and worried face. She quickly stood up, trying to pull the octopus off Bastion's face, but no progress
"T-the suctions! Remove the suctions!"
Adelaide immediatly pulled the tentacles off his head, removing the octopus and slipped it back into the water. Traumatized, Bastion furiously began wiping his face, breathing hard, and then turned to Adelaide; who's face turned to utter shock after seeing it.
"V-votre visage!" Adelaide exclaimed, pointing at his face.
"What?" Bastion felt scared by how alarmed Adelaide was. Adelaide grabbed Bastion's arm and led him to the water to see his reflection. He saw that his face was full of rashes, hives, red blemeshes, and perhaps the most swollen case of an allergic reaction EVER.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHH! MY FACE! OH MY GOD! IT'S ALL... DISCOMBOBULATED!" Bastion yelled in fear. He panicked and panicked as Adelaide tried to calm him down, speaking in her unfamiliar language, until he finally passed out.
Yep, first chapter, first romance story, first time I'm attempting to write a multi-chaptered story. And... Yeah... Hope its successful and review please; what can I do better?
Blooper? AIM style? Clue about the new chick if you finally haven't realized it by reading the title?
Bastionater012: ZOMFG!1!1 Therz n octopus on my face!1
XxFrenchyxX: LAWL I keel joo deed!1!