Satan Meets Prof.Apple Crumbs
One day Satan was sitting in his complex drinking coffee when Jesus came storming in,
"Where is my white washing machine detergent?"
"I don't know where your stupid detergent went!" Satan declared while his eyes were still focused on the personals in that Tuesday morning's paper.
"While then explain this!" Jesus said as he held up a pair of black boxer shorts.
"Hey what are you doing with my boxers?" Satan roared.
"Where is my washer detergent?" Jesus questioned again.
"I don't know!"
Just then came a loud knock on the door.
Satan rushed to the door hoping it wasn't another girl scout wanting him to buy cookies.
Than a short figure stepped in the door. Her smile was so weird looking it sent shivers Down both of their spines.
She came closer and closer to the two of as she began to reach for something in her pocket.
Was it a gun? Was it a knife? No, it was a… a… a notebook?
Satan and Jesus both sighed in relief but their joy was short-lived as she started reaching deeper and deeper into her pocket. Finally she stopped, and pulled out a thing so ugly that Satan almost fell backward,
It was a LOLLYPOP. Jesus accepted one of the rainbow candys and started licking it.
"What are you doing Jesus you don't know were it has been and for that matter you don't even know who you accepted it from!"
The figure reached out her hand and switched on a ceiling light just above her head.
As the light turned on Jesus spoke,
"Satan I was looking in my dad's document's that have the names of all the people in the world, and the all the information about them, (including how many hairs they have on their head) and according to her file she is…
PROF.APPLE CRUMBS!
"Who the heck is Prof.Apple Crumbs?" Satan whispered.
"She is a twisted professor trying to find her place in the world" Jesus answered.
"Not to mention freaky" Satan shot back.
"Hello" Prof.Apple Crumbs stated in her most scientific voice.
I LIKE MAKING CHEESE DANCE!
And so ends the story of how Satan met Prof.Apple Crumbs.
But I don't think this is it. I think it is the beginning of a far greater story. So when YOU See Apple Crumbs in your hallway or in your bed, or even in the bathtub,
You'd better start to run before Apple Crumbs finds YOU!