Once upon a time, there was an ugly baby named Harry Potter who was kept away from society because of how ugly he was. His looks rivalled Voldemort's in ugliness so one day Voldemort decided to go kill him because he had to be the best at everything. When Voldemort saw him, his eyes exploded from the ugly and he spontaneously combusted.
Harry was so praised by the rest of society that they came up with the cure for ugliness so he could go outside and meet girls without everyone dying.
The end.