Okay, so I've had this idea for a while. This is basically the Canterlot weddings for the main six, the CMC, Pipper, Squirrel, and Derpy. I love the two parter, so you'll be seeing a lot. Even though most of these chapters are fairly safe, the exception is the Pinkie Pie chapter, which got the whole story rated T, due to Pinkimena. Otherwise, it will be fairly clean.
Cadence was sitting in the Crystal Empire throne room, just taking care of royal stuff. An invite arrived in the mail—to Twilight and Flash Sentry's wedding. She and Shining Armor set out immediately for Canterlot. Cadence watched as Twilight did some stuff.
"I know what you're all thinking," she told Twilight's friends. "Twilight is the worst bride to be ever."
"Sugarcube, now you sound like Twilight before your weddin'," Applejack said. "Don' worry bout it." Cadence saw Twilight do something to Flash. She then accused her of being evil at rehearsal.
"I'm so sorry!" she told Twilight.
"You will be," Twilight said. A ring of green fire appeared around Cadence, and she sunk into the floor. If you don't know what happens next, watch the Canterlot wedding two parter; I'm skipping to the song!
Sunset Shimmer: This day is going to be perfect,
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small,
Everypony will gather round,
Say I look lovely in my gown,
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
Twilight Sparkle: This day was going to be perfect,
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small,
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate,
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.
SS: I could care less about the dress,
I won't partake in any cake,
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say,
That through any kind of weather,
I'll want us to be together,
The truth is I don't care for him at all
No I do not love the groom,
In my heart, there is no room,
But I still want him to be all mine.
TS: We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day,
Hope I'll be lying if I say,
I don't fear that I may lose him to the one who wants to use him,
Not care for, love, and cherish him each day,
For I also love the groom,
All my thoughts he does consume,
Oh, Flash Sentry,
I'll be there very soon.
SS: Finally the moment has arrived,
For me to be one lucky bride.
TS: Oh, the wedding we won't make,
He'll end up marrying a fake,
Flash Sentry will be—
SS: Mine, all Mine
HAHAHAHAHA!
Just as the wedding was about to end with the I dos, Cadence ran in.
"Oh, why does she have to ruin everything? I mean, why does she have to ruin my special day?" Sunset Shimmer asked.
"Because it's my special day," Twilight said, running in. "It's Sunset Shimmer. She wants something and I don't know what it is."
"Your humiliation," Sunset Shimmer answered, her disguise sliding off.
After a long battle, Twilight and Flash were married for real.
Oh! I'm so NERVICITED for the next chapter (HINT, HINT) and you should be, too.