Okay so this is my first fan fiction (YAY SO EXCITED) that I've been meaning to post for…. about a year now. Hopefully it'll be funny enough to make you laugh soooooo here, right after an important message from our sponsors.
Disclaimers: I do not own Naruto, and currently no brownies either (I think I'm going to make some today though.)
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War of the Brownies
I was a peaceful day in Konoha and Suna, and pretty much everywhere else in the elemental nations. Gaara was doing Kazekage stuff, Naruto was eating ramen, and Sakura was going shopping with Ino. All in all it was a pretty normal, boring day.
That is until…
A GIANT BROWNIE FELL OUT OF THE SKY!!!!!!!!!
Because of their awesome ninja powers all of our favorite (and not so favorite) ninjas realized that there was a giant brownie just sitting around in some unknown place.
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Suddenly Tenten said, "My chocolate senses are tingling!!!"
Neji and Lee looked at her utterly confused.
"Chocolate, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, MUST GET CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! MUAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA IT WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tenten screamed as she flung her battle-axe in the direction of Neji and Lee.
"Eeeep!" Neji squeaked as his hair was nearly chopped off. "If anything EVER happened to my beautiful hai---" He gasped as he saw that a lock of his hair had been CUT OFF, leaving hideous, evil… SPLIT ENDS!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Neji cried.
Neji broke out in tears and turned around to face a corner that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
"YOSH! My youthful friend your hair will grow back and be even more youthful than before!!!!" Lee said, complete with a nice guy pose.
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Meanwhile Ino and Sakura were… shopping at the mall.
"OMG!! Those shoes are soooooooo….—wait a minute, is it? No! It can't be!!!!" ranted Ino.
"Huh, what is it?!?!" said Sakura.
"WHO CARES!!! I WANT THOSE SHOES!!!!" inner Sakura shouted, because inner Sakura always shouts.
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Hehe, I've always wanted someone to say something along the lines of, "My spidey senses are tingling!" and finnnallllyyy I got to so YAY!
Tune in next week to see if Neji's hair ever grows back, and if Sakura gets those shoes.
Tata for now XD