This story is one of my more original works and is I think really funny!
I don't own twilight Enjoy!
Edwards POV
I rolled out of bed it was morning and I didn't want Renesmee running in here to find her parents unclothed. Bella had just come out of the bathroom dressed and carrying three baskets of dirty clothes. "Hello, Love" I murmured as I pulled on my pants from last night. She pulled up her shield and I could tell how hectic her day was turning out to be. "I just have a lot to do before we go to Europe" she told me as she yanked the sheets of the bed adding them to the laundry. I had recently figured out Bella had always wanted to visit Europe I've been there plenty times but it would be a good experience for her and Renesmme. Carlisle had recently found a vaccine that combined with another medicine stunted human growth but forced Renesmmes body to grow slower at human pace. She looked about three but was incredibly advanced. She wandered into the room her tiny nightgown on and her small feet bare. She was wearing her mothers face and climbed up into my lap. After the whole volturi fiasco it was nice for things to be calm. "Daddy, mommy's going crazy "Renesmme whispered I grinned at her and Bella sat down. Holding Renemee to her. "No, I'm not going crazy I've just got a lot to do." "How can I help "I asked my poor Bella shouldn't have to do all of this by herself. "Well would you mind going to Costco for me?" She asked "Of course not love" I beamed "Alice is going crazy so were going shopping after I finish this" Her eyes wandered to the laundry. I had no idea what Costco was but If Bella needed help Id help her anyway I could. "I'll take Renesmee too" "Oh thank you Edward" She smiled as she picked up Renesmme to go dress her. Ten minutes later we were getting ready to go. "OK I need you to get a swimsuit for Renesmme and sandals for her if you can find them. And perhaps if you could get her a small backpack and something to do the plane" "Thank you Edward" She smiled as she kissed my lips lingering there . She put Renesmmes sweatshirt on and kissed her setting her on the floor "You be good for daddy" "Bye Mama" she waved as we walked out the door. "Can we run !" she giggled I took her hand and we took of me running slower so she could run easily. We stopped at my Volvo and I put her in the back buckling her in. I heard a voice behind her and the air was polluted with dog." Jacob" I said making it sound like a threat "Can I come?" he asked I felt bad he would be without Renesmme for a week and a half. "Sure" I agreed we had formed a bond the beginnings of a friendship. He climbed in the backseat with Renesmme "Jacky!" she squealed. I climbed in to the driver's seat and began the ride to the place known as Costco. We got there and as I pulled in I saw how huge the store was it was a giant ware house. We walked in Renesmme holding my hand. "This place is huge" She said looking up. There were people everywhere with giant carts full of everything in bulk. I yanked Renesmme up by the arms to carry her when a cart nearly hit her. I got disapproving looks from all the mothers I suppose if you had done that to any other three year old there arms would have come out of there sockets. Just then I was bombarded with everyone's thoughts most in a hurry but many were strange saying "Oh no the peanut butter!!" "My alarm, my arm!" "Ohhhhh! Hottie" The voice came from someone looking at me I turned to see a man in his early twenties with orange hair and a flat cart full of Friskies wet cat food up to his chin. He had a strange purple v-neck shirt and short shorts on. He looked like he had stolen things out of Rosalie's closet. "Ok" he thought "Just go up to him hi I'm Kitinyiuo" add a sexy pout and boom baby he's yours" Jacob was looking straight down trying not to laugh at my horrified expression. Jacobs thoughts made it worse "See you have a friend there" he laughed under his breath. I noticed the man named Kitinyiuo was right behind me I nearly jumped out of my skin. I almost dropped Renesmee as Jacob yanked her up before she fell. Handing her back to me. "Hey "Kitinyiuo said a little to loudly. "Hello" I mumbled "So so sexy" he chanted in his mind "So ya want me to show you the ropes, or ya know we could date" I flashed my wedding ring as I walked head down forward. Once we were away Jacob burst into laughter. "Hi im Kitinyiuo" he mocked. "it wasn't funny " I mumbled.