VOLUME 1
ASH AND HANNAHS STORY
CHAPTER 1 THE BEGINNING
JUST TO FILL YOU IN SAKURA GOT HIT BY A BUS AND DIED. HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: hi Hannah
Hannah: hey ash
Ash: where is Naruto
hannah: hes at the ramen place eating ramen. where else
Ash: of course he is duh. Naruto that weird
dude
hannah: wheres emo boy?
Ash: idk he is always disappearing
Naruto: hey girls (running up to hannah and ash)
Ash: Hi Naruto
Sasuke walks out of no where to us
Sasuke: hey Ash, Hannah, Naruto whats up
hannah: hey boys
naruto: the sky is.
Sasuke: haha funny loser
Ash: hi Sasuke u weirdo freak lol
hannah: nudges ash are youll going out or not
Sasuke: what ever Ash Naruto is a loser u know
it
Ash: WHAT EVER Sasuke ur a loser
Sasuke: what did u say Hannah
hannah: huh?
naruto: hey asshole leave ash and hannah alone
Sasuke: what the fuck did i do to them i waz calling u a loser dumbass and i ask Hannah what she said asswipe
Hannah: huh?
Naruto: nevermind hannah, go back to your world hannahtopia
Sasuke: fuck off Naruto im asking Hannah what she said so stop interupting her
Hannah: huh? what did i say?
Sasuke: idk u tell me all i heard waz out and thats it
hannah: oh yah. are you and ash going out or not?
Sasuke pulls Hannah to the side and says his answer.
Sasuke: not yet but can u hook us up
hannah: huh? havent i already hooked youll up?
Sasuke: nooo not yet she wont talk to me either
Hannah: i have an idea!!!!!! we all can go to my place and play 15 min in the closet and ill radio activate the bottle to point at you when ash spins!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: GREAT IDEA HANNAH!!!!!
Ash: what is a great idea
Hannah: WRERE GONNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND PLAY 15 MIN IN CLOSET!!!!!!
Ash: noo i hate that game last time i had to go in there with Shikamaru and he is my cousin
Hannah: only me, naruto, sasuke and you are gonna play now.
Ash: fine i'll play but u better hope i dont have to go in there with Sasuke he has an attitude
Naruto: id love to play!!!!!!!
Now at hannahs appartment.
Hannah: okay ash you roll first.
Ash: ok here it goes.( I spin the bottle)
the bottle stops at sasuke
Hannah: okay 15 min in closet you two!!!!setting alarm for clock
Ash: damn it
Sasuke: yesssss
we walk in closet
Ash: im not talking
Sasuke:why
Ash: la la la la la
Sasuke kisses me
Ash: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ash: Hannah let me out let me out quick
Naruto is now bolting the closet door shut.
Hannah: sorry no can do
Ash: GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET OUT OF THIS DAMN CLOSET HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Sasuke: shhhhhhh its ok im sorry Ash
Ash: shit now he is talking to me LET ME OUT NOW!!!!!!
Hannah: to get out you have to fuck and other stuff with him.
Ash: hell noooo i dont think so u leave me no choice.
I throw sasuke at the door and break it down and run away.
Naruto: shoot t darts at ash and puts her to sleep.
Hannah picks up ash and carries her to a medal room with a bed in it.
Naruto: have fun!!!!!!!!!! She is sleeping . do what ever you want (talking to sasuke)
Sasuke: U sick mother fucker i would never do that to Ash while she is sleeping
Hannah: why not? its not she would ever know.
Naruto: and if it makes you more comfortable ill be fucking hannah in the room across the hall.
Sasuke: yeah ok u do that
I wake up.
Ash: what the fuck
Sasuke:(wispers) shhhh i got a way out of this i just need u to work with me here
Ash: doing what
Sasuke: will fake our way out of here
Ash: great plan they will find out
Sasuke: just work with me here now come here
Sasuke pulls me to him messes my hair up and rips part of my shirt. he did the same thing to himself
Sasuke: do u got any lipgloss
Ash: why
Sasuke: to make it look like we made out
Ash: here keep for ever i dont want to see it again
Sasuke: now let me do all the talking wait run around the room
Ash:What
Sasuke: we run around the room we " breath" hard get it
Ash: ok
one hour later
Sasuke: Naruto Hannah were done
Hannah and naruto unlock 56 locks and come in. They have mest up hair and it looks like they just slapped on clothes. Hanah has something white on her face.
Hannah: your done already? we were just getting started.
Ash: (out of breath): yeah we did it that fast lol
Sasuke: trust me i dont have enough left in me to go anymore man i swear
naruto: ah man... we were having fun.
Hannah: how was it loosing your V ash
Ash: not cool if my mom finds out she will kick my ass to hell
Hannah: woops... i was not supposed to tell your mom you were here?
Ash: what do u mean
Hannah: well she called my cell looking for you and i told her you were loosing your V to Sasuke. is that okay?
Ash: NOOOO I G2G NOW I GOT TO GO HOME BYE
i run out the house all the way home
Sasuke: man i didnt say bye fuck this im out u 2 have fun l8r peeps
Hannah: I was just joking...
Naruto: so do you want to finish?
Hannah: Nah Dip!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they go back to room and fuck some more
the next day in a ramen diner
Ash: i got to tell u sumthing before Sasuke gets here
Hannah: What? Your pregnet?
Ash: noo... we didnt even do it we faked to get out of the place sorry
Hannah: Hold on a sec (turns around) naruto!!!!!! order me some beef ramen!!!!!!!!!!! okay now why did you not do it?
Ash: Sasuke made the idea i just went along with it
Sasuke: hey girls
Ash: im going to the bathroom bye
i leave
Hannah: so... how did you sleep last night?
Sasuke: fine why
Hannah: ahha!!!!!!!!!! You were not sleeping last night you were sopposed to be with Ashlee!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: i waz at ur place locked in the same room with her remember..
Hannah: yah but you were sopposed to be boinking!!!!!
Sasuke: we did
Hannah: Ash told me that youll faked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: i'll be back
I walk out
Sasuke: why did u tell
Ash: tell what
Sasuke: that we faked to get out of the room last night
Ash: im not talking bout it here
Sasuke: yes we are
Ash: Leave me Alone
I grab my coat and run out
Ash: i c ya l8r hannah
Hannah: yoh Naruto give me my ramen.
AND THAT CONCLUDES CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2 THE FORGIVING
Ash is still running away and Hannah comes after me with her ramen.
Hannah: YOH ASH STOP!!!!!!! MY RAMENS GETTING COLD!!!!!!
Ash: what do u need Hannah i want to go home and stay away from Sasuke for ever
Hannah: well i should not have made youll do that last night
Sasuke runs up
Sasuk: Ash! im sorry bout what i did in the ramen place.. did i embarass u in there
Ash: YEAH U DID THANX ALOT I NEVER WANT TO SEE U AGAIN
Hannah: youll should not be mad at eachother. Youll should be mad at me!!!!!had teares forming in her eyes i forced youll to do that last night
Sasuke: well ok then i wont be in ur way Ash...
Sasuke walks with his head down..
Sasuke: i will go back where i came from and never come back 2morrow and i'll pack tonight
Hanah: WELL FREAK YOU YOU EMO BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: FINE THATS FINE WITH ME GOOD BYE SASUKE!!!!!
Sasuke: bye(almost crying)
Hannah:WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ASH YOU ARE A ----- AND YOU NEED TO APOLIGIZE. YOU BROKE HIS LITTLE COLD HARD HEART. NOW YOULL KISS AND MAKE UP!!!!!
hannah some how turns into a giat and picks up ash ans sasuke and puts them in a room where they can not get out noi matter what!!!!!
Hananh: NOW APOLIGIZE TO EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke has to first
Sasuke: u should
Ash: it waz ur fa- (hananh interrupts)
Hannah: I SAID APOLIGIZE NOT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: make Sasuke go first
Hannah: SAY SORRY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: im sorry
Ash: im sorry but i dont forgive you
Hannah: NOW...(cools down) now you both said sorry now forgive eachother or else!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: i forgive u ash
Ash: hmmm... let me think...
Hannah: THINK QUICKER!!!!
Ash: still thinking... i maybe for give him... or not...
Sasuke: Ash come on
Ash: fine i forgive u only if u say u love me 100 times Sasuke
Sasuke: Later that day 10000000 I love yous
Ash: I SAID 100 I LOVES YOU NOT 10000000
Sasuke: sorry but i love u Ash dont hurt me
TenTen: wow what the world did u say to my sis
Ash: shut up TenTen dont worry bout it
Sasuke i wont hurt u kk and... i ... l..love...love u too
Sasuke: SWEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Hannah: that is how you keep friends together!!!!!!
Naruto: (slirping up ramen) hey hannah you gonna eat that ramen?
Hanah: have it.
Ash: so what do u guys want to do we dont have classes till 2morrow stupid traing classes sux
Naruto: I cant stick around Kakashi is giving me xtra lesons now. I see youll later
Hanah: Bye!!
Ash: Sasuke isnt Kakashi ur sensia too
Sasuke: yeah but he doesnt need me till Thursday
Sasukes cell phone rings
Sasuke: Hello
Hinata: Hey sasuke its me hinata. I need help on how to drain someone elses chakra.
Sasuke: i dont know how to do that yet. Get Kiba to help u he knows how..
Hinata: oh okay Bye .BEEEEEEEEP
Ash: well who waz that
Sasuke: Hinata she wanted help with sumthing
Sasuke's cell beeps again
Sasuke: hello
Shikamaru: hey man come hang with me and Choji
Sasuke: where are u guys
Shikamaru: at the park where else we gonna throw Ino in the river lol its gonna be awsome..
Sasuke: Ok i'll be there in 10 mins k bye
Ash: who the hell waz that
Sasuke: Shikamaru wants me to meet him in the park.. kk bye (kisses my cheek)
walks away
Hannah: L8er sasuke!! So Ash do you want to go to the movie theater to see that movie "Happy Feet"?
Ash: sure
they walk up to get tickets.
Hannah: 2 tickets for Happy feet.
We sit in the theater and wait for the movie to come on and my cell phone rings
Ash: i'll be right back
Hannah: k
I walk out
Ash: Hello
Sasuke: hey what u doing
Ash: Hannah and i are watching Happy Feet why
Sasuke: i need ur help with sumthing and bring Hannah
Ash: why
Sasuke: I'll explain when u get to the park just hurry
I run in the theater and grab hannah and pull her all the way to the park
Ash: Sasuke! whats up
Sasuke: Naruto is bleeding and Shikamaru is in the river with Ino
Ash: ok tie a rope round me i'll get him when i tug the rope pull me up got it
Sasuke: got it
Hannah: hold on a sec let me finish my popcorn
Ash:(taking the bag) i throw it away) Hannah save ur husband fool he needs u
i jump down a clif and grab Shikamaru and tug the rope and Sasuke and Choji pull me up.
Hannah WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!!!(hannah asked while trying to glue narutos head back on)
Sasuke: Ino stabbed his leg what are u doing Hannah
Ash: she wanted him to die
Sasuke: Harsh man harsh
Sasuke puts his hands round me and pulls me up
Shikamaru: Thanx Ash that waz such a drag i thought i waz a gonner for a momment there.
Garra: Sasuke Uchiha i challange u to a fight
Ash: Sasuke noo what if he hurts u
Sasuke: i'll be fine ash i promise
Garra: come on Sasuke lets fight
Sasuke:ok bring it on Garra
Sasuke and Garra begin fighting and he almost kills Sasuke till i butted in and used my dark sheild to cover me and Sasuke
Tamari:Go Garra u can do this brother beat Sasuke's ass
Hannah: What happened to Ino? And someone please tell naruto to stop chewing on that tree.
Ash: Shut up Tamari i'll kick ur ass if i have to
Tamari: bring it on
Ash: ok but ur gonna regret it
I knock Tamari off the clif and she dies
Ash: thats what u get when trying to kill Sasuke bitch
Hannah: I tranqualized Naruto to let the medicene he took to go through his system. And is everyone dead or is that just me?
Ash: Hannah Garra aint dead YET he is just hurt very badly
Sasuke: man im tired(passing out)
Ash: damn now i have to carry him man he is to heavy im gonna drag him home lol
Hannah: i'll chuck garras body in the river with the rest and ill just leave naruto there.
Thus Concludes Chapter 2
CHAPTER 3 AFTER FIGHT
Sasuke: wtf happend
Ash: u fell asleep i left u on my couch
Sasuke: what were we doing
Ash: watching a movie
Sasuke: what time is it
Ash: 12:00 am
Sasuke: god man im tired night
Ash: how do u just fall asleep on me man thats not cool!
Naruto suddenly burst through the wall into the room
Naruto: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah walks in through the hole naruto made
Hannah: Hello. Sorry about naruto. He had 900 too many cookies with extra sugar
naruto was now sniffing everything in the room including sasuke and ash
Sasuke: YOU LOSER GET AWAY FROM ME CANT U SEE IM TRYING TO SLEEP FOOL!!!!!!!
Ash: Naruto chill and shhhhhhh sasuke gets cranky when he doesnt get any sleep when he wants to sleep...like beauty sleep lol
Sasuke: SHHHHHHH IM TRYING TO SLEEP DAMN IT!!!!!
Hannah: (pulls out a squirt water bottle and sprays naruto) DOWN BOY DOWN!!!!!!!!
Naruto wimpers and slowly walks to hannahs side
Sasuke: FOR THE LAST TIME...(Ash tapes his mouth shut and puts ear plugs in his ears)
Ash: Shut up
Sasuke falls into a dead sleep and cant hear a thing.
Naruto somehow fell asleep like a dog on ash's carpet. Naruto makes a whimpering sound and starts to move his legs
Hannah: ahhhhhh... look hes dreaming.
Ash: Naruto is weird but Sasuke is doing that dreaming thing too lol
Hannah: they may be wierdos but there our wierdos.
Ash: yep
THUS CONCLUDES CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4 The Classroom
The next day in class.
Kakashi:(is still partly asleep) Hello everyone. Last weekend sakura died, Thank the Lord, and was replaced by Hannah and Ash. Welcome them warmly. Woopty Fricken Doo.
Hannah: Yo waz up everyone?
Ash: basiclly its only Naruto and Sasuke Hannah but Hi Sasuke and Naruto waz up
Sasuke: Hi Ash Hi Hannah
Naruto:(talking to hannah) Hey foxy lady, Care to dine?
Hannah: errrr... maybe later.
Sasuke: Ash come sit beside me baby
Ash: ok
i sit beside Sasuke YAY!!!!! what ever
Hannah: Hey naruto!!!!! This is class!!!!!! Keep your dirty paws off my silky dralws!!!!!
Ash: ok Naruto EWWWWWWW!!!!! not here dude
Sasuke: hahahah not
Hannah: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. So what are we learning today Kakashi?
Kakashi: I think youll should read this book called "Come, Come, Paradise. Its a very nice book!!
Sasuke: eww no that is that perverted book nasty man
Ash: eww its perverted ewwww that is so wrong
Schikamaru: hey Kakahi the teacher needs to talk to u for a momment
Hannah: So ... waz up with youll?
Naruto: nutin'
Hannah: not you naruto them(pointing at sasuke and ash)
Sasuke: not much im bored im going to sleep wake me up in 5
Ash: man ur alwayes bored in class Sasuke but what ever
im bored too this place sux im gonna climb out the window and go home
Hannah: uuuuum lets play a board game like monapoly.
Sasuke:(SASUKE SUDDENLY BURST WIDE AWAKE)NO!!!!!! THAT GAME SPLITS FAMILYS UP!!!!!! THAT CAUSED MY BROTHER TO HATE EVERYONE IN OUR CLAN AND HE DECIDED TO JUST KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah: oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk. lets not play that.
Sasuke: good im going back to sleep
Ash: good shut up and go to sleep
Sasuke:(half asleep)No monkeys that is my pot pie u dildo get away from my pot pie u ass cracker monkeys.
Ash: what the world
Hannah: I am afraid and afficialy freaked out.
Naruto: ...
Sasuke:(half asleep still) YOU STUPID MONKEYS BRING BACK MY CRACKER JACKER CUPCAKE OR I'LL BLAST U WITH POO. COME BACK HERE U STUPID FRIKIN MONKEYS I GOT MY POO READY..
Hannah: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH alrighty then. Someone please kill me.
Naruto: IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!(bursting into tears)
Ash: omg im gonna sit over here with you guys
Sasuke:(grabs Ash)YOU STUPID MONKEYS BRING BACK MY GIRLFRIEND OR I KILL YOU. YOU CANT HAVE HER.ASH I'LL SAVE YOU I GOT POO.
Ash: Sasuke get off
Sasukes eyes open...
Sasuke looks at Hannah and Naruto
Sasuke: YOU MONKEYS BETTER RUN..(throwing pencils and pens at Hannah and Naruto) STUPID CRACKER JACKER MONKEY FEAR MY POOOOOOOO...
Ash: thats it( Ash slaps sasuke in the face to wake him up or try to)
Sasuke: You monkeys want to slap me i'll slap you with my poo.
Hannah uses her feet to kick 100000 pencils away from naruto.
Naruto: Where did you learn to do that?
Hannah: well when one lives they must learn these things if...if there's a pencil in you butt!!!!!!
Naruto: Ah would you look at that.
Hannah:Oh im sorry.
Ash: Whats wrong?
Hannah: narutos hurt
Ash: Narutos hurt!! Narutos Hurt!! Oh no narutos gonna die!!!!
Hannah: Its okay Ash. If you want to help go to the cafetaria and get corn with beef on it.
Ash: Alright corn with beef, corn with beef, dont die on me naruto if you see a tunnel stay away from the light!!!
Hannah: ASH!!!!
Ash: Right..corn with beef.
after that they tranqualized Sasuke and Ash and got the arrow out of narutos but.
Thus concludes Chapter 4
CHAPTER 5 the lunch ladys
Ash: man i bet Sasuke is gonna do that again
TenTen: man he's gone crazy
Sasuke:im gonna go to sleep bye
Ash: ohh noo here it comes
Sasuke: GRRRRRRRR YOU MONKEYS WONT LEAVE WILL YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY POOO
Sasuke: throws food all over the place
Ash: HANNAH DUCK AND COVER
In the back you can hear naruto yelling at a lunch lady
Naruto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO RAMEN!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Naruto hits the hair net off of the lunch ladys head and it falls dramatically to the ground. There is an awkward silence and then all the windows and doors suddenly got covered with large medal plates. The lunch ladys sourround naruto and attack.
Hannah:Hey Ash RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Sasuke has a hold of the chili pot!!!!!!!!!
Ash: ohhh shit TenTen duck
i pull TenTen under the table
Sasuke: YOU MONKEYS WILL DIE YOU FUCKING ASS CRACKERS(Throwing the chilil pot at Rock Lee's table)
The hot spicy chili hit rock lee and all that was left of him was a sord of burnt toothpick looking thing. Rock Lee he will be missed(ain't getting any deader).
TenTen: Ash cant u just kick his ass
Ash: better yet kick him in the balls.. Sasuke come here
Sasuke walks to me but has a glass plate over his head.
I kick him hard in the balls and luckly the dumbass wakes up.
Sasuke: what waz that for
Ash: for being a dangerous dumbass dreamer trying to kill Ass Cracker Monkeys
Sasuke: ohh uhhh... i ...well... sorry... very ...sorry
naruto got his ass kick by a group of old lunch ladys.
Ash went to Sasuke's doctor and got a shot for the "small nightmares" hes been having lately.
Thus Concludes Chapter 5
Chapter 6 Sex Ed
Kakashi: Welcome to sex ed children may all your wishes come true in this class.
Sasuke: what does this have to do with Genin training Kakashi
Naruto: I like sex ed!!!!!!! Here you learn about pubic hair and sex and other cool shit.
Ash: i dont like this class i dont even see why we have to fucking take this screwed up class
Hannah: You know you could just not listen to kakashi and what ever you do DO NOT FALL ASLEEP!!!!!!!
Ash: why he took his meds
Naruto: SO?????? It could ware off.
Hannah: yah i know
Ash: well you didnt read the damn bottle it wares off the next day Duh
Hannah: Well i want to listen to the lecture on condoms and aids.
Ash: sasuke go to sleep
Sasuke: YESSS ok bye
Sasuke starts to snore in class and Kakahsi hits him on the head with a book.
Ash: sorry Sasuke didnt mean to get u in trouble
Sasuke: its o...o...k(falling asleep)
Ash: aww night sasuke
Hannah: thats is one wierd guy.
Naruto: I know
Ash: yes i know but he is my weirdo ok leave Sasuke alone
Sasuke:(Sleeping) Nooo Itachi dont kill mommm and daddy please i love you all.. please AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH noooooooooo Itachi how could you... dont kill me dont kill me brother.
Hannah: Okay... back on the subject of class.
Naruto: wow. he gets dramatic in his dreams.
Ash: he aint dreaming he is just talking in his sleep thats all but i never heard him talk bout his family in his sleep now that is wierd
Hannah: Right...moving on.
Naruto: How do you spell pubic hair again?
Ash: ok im not gonna pay attention so dont ask me any questions im gonna worry bout Sasuke right now.
Hannah: you do that. Okay naruto its spelled like P-U-B-I-C okay?
Naruto: no problaymo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash gets tired of hearing sasuke talk in his sleep so she takes her book and hits him in the head.Sasuke wakes up and jumps out his seat and falls over a desk.
Ash: oh sorry Sasuke
Sasuke: ummm.. sorry Kakashi
Kakashi: What happened?
Hannah: Nothing!!!!(nudges Sasuke) He was reading and not paying attention...to anything.
Ash: noo a Hornet waz near his face so he jumped up
Sasuke: yeah and it flew out that window man i didnt want to get stung.
Hannah: Its winter. There is no hornets out. There all hybernating.
Ash: noo they can come into warm places all bees do i had a yellow jacket flying around my room yesterday
Kakashi: What are we talking about again?
Ash: nothing sir
Sasuke: im not going back to sleep again lolThe bell rings and everyone goes home.
Sasuke asks ash to come to his place for a while
Ash: ok sure
Naruto and Hannah go to there favorite place in the world, the ramen booth.
Ash: Sasuke what are we gonna do when we get to ur house
Sasuke: idk im thinking
Ash: ohh nice lol
Hannah and Naruto were pigging out and had already had 6 bowls of ramen.
Ash: man why dont we just go to the theater duh
Sasuke: ok what are we gonna go see
Ash: The Marine
Sasuke: Ok lets go
Hannah: wow im full (had eaten 10 bowls of ramen)
Naruto: same here (had ate 19 bowls of ramen and half of the persons who was sitting next to them.)
The movie waz over and Sasuke walks Ash home .
Sasuke: bye Ash have a good night
Ash: you to Sasuke bye(kisses him)
Sasuke leaves
Thus concludes Chapter 6
Chapter 7 They Meet Itachi
Hannah: Hey Ash who the hell is fallowing us?
Naruto: ooooh. Tall Dark and Handsome!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: idk Sasuke who is that
Sasuke: m.. m... my ... b... b... brother Itachi
Itachi: LITTLE BROTHER!!!!!!!! IV'E MISSED YOU SO MUCH (hugs sasuke very hard)
Naruto: o...k
Sasuke: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH DONT KILL ME BROTHER PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE
Ash: Sasuke what the fuck are u talking bout he is hugging u
Sasuke: GET HIM OFF HE WILL KILL ME ASH HELP ME QUICK PLEASE
Ash: ohh sorry i hurt my ankle and i cant move... but i'll try Itachi get off of Sasuke... well thats all i can do
Itachi: Oh Sasuke my little brother(letting him go) Im sorry. Did i hurt u?
Sasuke now looks like a tooth pick from being squeezed.
Sasuke: nooo u didnt hurt me but what the hell are u doing here.. ur not gonna kill me are u?
Itachi: Ive been through 3 years of therapy I caan be around u with out wanting to kill u!!!!!!!!
Naruto: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! Who did your nails!!!!!There fabulous!!!!!!
Sasuke: Naruto shut up loser... Itachi why therapy why not just die... u killed mom and dad and the rest of the clan.. damn im still mad at u for that
Naruto: Come on sasuke let your poor innocent helpless older brother say hes sorry!!!!!!!(Itachi is looking at sasuke with giant puppy dog eyes)
Itachi: please?
Sasuke: NARUTO STAY OUT OF THIS.THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND ITACHI GOT IT.. i'll decide weather i forgive or not..
Ash: Sasuke please forgive ur brother..
Sasuke: i'll decide ok chill... Itachi give me one good reason i should forgive u
Itachi: PLEASE JUST FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT US TO BE HAPPY BROTHERS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (KISSING SASUKES FEET)S
Sasuke: stop kissing my feet first of all and stand ur ass up right now damn it dont treat me like im a fucking royal person.. i will forgive u but im watching ur every move got it Itachi
Hannah: Okay. Itachi... why did you get your naiks done in purple?
Itachi: I have no clue. I guess it matches the skirt i have.
Sasuke: and dont dress like a fucking girl ur a guy damn it god ur a gender confused male and ur my brother who gives me a bad name
Itachi: and your hot. Have i ever told you that?
Sasuke: ITACHI U DUMBASS SHUT UP DAMN IT I HATE THAT... UR MY BROTHER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.. UR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE A GENDER CONFUSED MALE OR GAY DAMN IT WE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE STRAIGHT U FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Itachi: Can I still go out with Orochimaru?
Sasuke: NOOO DAMN IT HE IS MY ENEMY DUH DUDE U FUKCING CRACKER JACKER UR A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT HAPPEND TO THE FUCKING OLD ITCHAI WHERE HE WAZ STRAIGHT AND LIKED GIRLS AND WOULD JUST BE A NORMAL BIG BROTHER LIKE THE OLD FUCKING DAYS DAMN IT BEFORE HE KILLED OUR FUCKING PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi: Well when I saw Kiba and I fell in love with him but he was straight and we could not go out I decided id bring goodness back in my life.
Sasuke: UR A DUMBASS I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR BEING GAY I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU BUT I CANT UR GAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke chill out
Sasuke: im leaving im going home
Sasuke leaves
Itachi: WELL FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING HOMAPHOBIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM!!!!!!!!(runs away crying messing up his make up)
Ash: Itachi wait Sasuke look what u did damn it
Ash goes after Itachi to calm him down
Ash: Itachi Sasuke didnt mean what he said he waz just surprised to see u thats all he will come around even if i have to beat his ass for u
Hannah: So... Itachi, how old are you exactly?
Itachi: 17 why, you looken?
Hannah: Nah just wandering?
Ash: im gonna go kick Sasuke's ass for u Itachi kk
Itachi: NO DONT HURT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES MY BABY BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: yeah but he didnt have to hurt you like he did that waz so rude
Naruto: Hey ash its between those two emo guys. Let there worrys bother them not us
Ash: Shut up Naruto dont fucking tell me what to do damn it. Sasuke shouldnt have hurt his brother like he did that waz so rude of him
Itachi: Im just goaan go kill myself(takes off running and jumps into a river)
Ash: Itachi dont... even damn it Sasuke damn you
Ash runs away
Hannah: What loving brothers.
Naruto: yah i know
Thus Concludes Chapter 7
Chapter8 Ash and Sasuke Fight
Sasuke:
what are u doing Ash
Ash: I fucking hate u Itachi just jumped in a
fucking river cuz of you. You just couldnt be nice ur a fucking
dumbass i fucking hate u
Sasuke: sorry damn it but my brother called me HOT that aint cool
Ash: HE WAZ BEING FUCKING NICE TO YOU U DUMBASS MOTHER FUCKER DIP STICK MAN HORE
Sasuke: Ash calm down please im sorry ok
Ash: FUCK THIS IM OUT OF HERE I CANT TALK TO U BOUT THIS CUZ UR A STUPID DUMBASS MOTHER FUCKING MAN HORE WHO LETS HIS BIG BROTHER DIE FUCK YOU
SASUKE
Ash leave Sasukes house so pissed off she has to kill someone..
Ash goes back to Naruto and Hannah all fucking mad at the world
Garra walks up
Garrra: Hey. How youll doin?
Ash: what the fuck do you want Garra
Garra: Nutin. I just came to say hi
Ash pulls out a sword and cuts garra in half
Ash: take that u fucking bitch
Sasuke runs up to Ash and grabs her and runs
Ash: get the fuck off me HANNAH HELP ME I DONT WANT TO LEAVE DAMN IT HELP'
Hannah: one moment!!!! Hey bartender weres my ramen?
Ash kicks sasuke all over and he doesnt let go
Ash: damn it let me the fuck go now bitch
Sasuke: who u calling a bitch
Ash: Sasuke thats who this it awww u little bitch put me down now or die
Sasuke puts me down
Ash: what in the hell do u think ur doing grabbing me like that u ass muncher
Sasuke: u killed Garra i also need to talk to u
Ash: noooooooooooooooo we finished talking im not saying sorry this time fucker
Hannah somehow pulled a shot gun out of her pocket
Hannah: STOP FIGHTING OR YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!
Sasuke: But it was her faul---
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah shot sasuke in the arm.
Hannah: I SAID NO FIGHTING!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke im so fucking sorry are u ok baby
Sasuke: owww damn it what waz that for ohh im ok and im sorry to baby
Ash: Hannah IM GONNA HURT YOU
Ash pulls out a metal bat and hits Hannah's arm and brakes it.
Ash: thats what u get for hurting my baby bad boy damn it
Hannah shoots Ash and sasuke and naruto(for fun) and kills them all. Then she killed herself.
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN VOLUME 2