It was a sunny day, a day where the sun were everywhere.
But Sawyer didn't care. All he cared about was Hurley. Yepp you have no problem with your eyes, they work perfectly great, so keep reading. Sawyer is in love with the fat man who is now sitting next to him, on the deserted island. Both waiting for the others to come, from that berry-searching-contest they are having. Only Hurley and Sawyer who were left alone. Sawyer cared more about his love than that contest the others had, so he choose to stay with Hurley. But Hurley didn't want to take part of the contest probably cause his too fat to run around searching for berries, and if he had the energy to do that, he would eat all at once before they would announce the winner. So there wasn't any point, he would rather wait for the other to come and count their berries, and while they do so, he could maybe eat 'em all. Its maybe cruel but, hey, they are on a deserted island, why wouldn't they fight for the food? He had the whole thing planned up and done in his head.
And while the long haired fattie was thinking about his survival plan, Jack were busy studying his lover next to him. Oh man, how did he come to this? He never imagined falling in love with a male, at least not Hurley. Its just not right. Hurley is way too fat. He would probably squeeze him to death if he get to be the dominant one on the bed. Wow, so much to think about.
"hey dude, how is it going with you and Kate by the way?" Hurleys heavy voice, just as heavy as his weight, ran through Sawyers ears, almost damaging them for eternity.
"eh, eh, well, I am giving her to Jack, I think…" Sawyer didn't wanted to say the next words, but he had to, cause Hurley is no stranger, he is his lover, and soon to be husband."…I …I think, that Jack is much more of a man than me. He deserve her. They look great together." he smiled relived.
But the words shocked Hurley "what are you saying man? Are you serious? You sound really queer now you know?" the words coming from the fatties lips almost caused a tsunami. Yea he spit a lot while talking. Something only Sawyer knew about, since he is the only one that is brave enough to come this close to Hurleys face.
Silence. And more silence. Sawyer didn't knew what to say, but this is the perfect place to confess, right?!
"eh, Hurley, theres something I wanted to tell you like …for so long time…" Sawyers eyes looked more serious now.
"I… lo…" before he completed his sentence he saw the others running towards them with full speed. All wearing speedos. What was that for?!
He just shook his head, he didn't care, he wanted to confess, and he didn't care if the others thought it was gay of him to confess his love to a man… or?!
"I LOVE YOU HURLEY!" sawyer screamed while holding the fatties hands.
"what?" Jack looked at him, holding Kates hand, whos standing next to him almost exploding of laughter.
The Iraqi torturer shot himself in the head, while Sun poked her eyes out with two chopsticks, James and Claire decided to jump into the ocean surrounding the island, where the sharks were hungry and prepared to eat anything that might touch the oceans surface.
As for Hurley himself, he just chewed on one of those poisonous mushrooms and rested in peace. Now we only have the murderer and the desperate gay, Sawyer, the good looking Jack, and the princess Kate. The only three left on the island. What will they do to survive? How can they do it? Will they ever go back to the real world?
Those questions have to wait now, cause Sawyers broken heart still needs sometime to recover. Who will be able to help Sawyer on his feet again? Will it be Kate? Or maybe Jack?!