Hi hi. ^_^ I'm dead tired, but I just wrote this, and I really want to post
it. *Cough* This is based on a chat I had with Mirai this morning. It's not
coherent, but that's okay too. ^_^ Just enjoy.
And remember that none of these characters are mine, or else I'd be rich and I wouldn't have a crappy connection, and I wouldn't be so low on manga….
Oh, and everybody, feel free to leave me comments and criticism and flames. ^_^ I love praise, I'll take criticism into consideration, and flames are just for my enjoyment.
1 The Adventures of Sakuma Ryuuichi
By Eike
Prologue
Ryuuichi was having a bad day. FIRST he got a coffee stain on Kumagorou, then he had missed Shuuichi's practice session, THEN Touma had yelled at him for not finishing the new songs, and now he was caught in the rain without an umbrella. He wearily stumbled forward, hoping to make it home before he caught pneumonia and died.
Of course he couldn't make it home without trouble. He tripped over a black cat, stumbled under a ladder, accidentally broke a woman's hand mirror, and even tripped a shipper loading salt into a truck. Needless to say, the salt spilled all over the streets. All in all, a bad day.
"Are you having a bad day, Nii-san?"
Ryuuichi turned to the speaker. A wrinkly old woman dressed in mysterious clothing, the kind you often saw in gypsy movies. In fact, with that strange glowing ball in her hand, she looked almost exactly like a gypsy. Just not as beautiful as the movie gypsies.
"I've had a very bad day, na no da! Even Kumagorou agrees!" Ryuuichi complained.
The old woman smiled. "Well, I could make it better… for a price…"
Ryuuichi shuddered as the old woman cackled. She sounded scary, na no da!
"I'm okay, na no da. A hot shower will make it all better."
The woman frowned. "It will not. You need my help. I can make it better. Only me." She reached out to touch his arm. Ryuuichi shrieked and jumped back.
"Gyaa, I don't need help from ugly old hags, na no da!"
In hindsight, that was probably not the best thing to say. But she was just really really scary! Especially now that her eyes had acquired an evil glint, and she had a strange blue aura around her, not to mention her little glass ball was crackling with energy.
"… curse you…" she mumbled.
"Huh?"
"I place a curse on you!" The old woman slapped an ofuda onto his forehead and started shouting big complicated words he couldn't understand. Ryuu-chan quickly backed away from her, faltering as he stepped onto the street.
Wait. Street? Ryuuichi looked up just as the bus crashed into him.
Pain pain pain pain pain pain PAIN.
… no pain.
Ryuu cautiously opened an eye. Red. Blood. His blood. He nearly threw up when he saw the amount of blood. It must have been his entire life-fluid spilled before his eyes. That did present a problem though. If he had just lost all seven liters of his blood, why was he even conscience? Or alive, for that matter.
He slowly crawled out from underneath the bus. The people gathered there all gasped in surprise.
"He's alive? How?"
"Isn't that Sakuma Ryuuichi?"
"How could he have… what about?"
Ryuuichi stared at them blankly. He didn't quite understand what was going on, but he *did* know that he really wanted to get home. He numbly pushed through the crowd, ignoring their questions. He hugged Kumagorou tighter, wincing as he noticed that his once pink bunny was now dyed red.
----
Ryuuichi sighed as he stepped out of the shower. That really *had* helped. He smiled at his reflection in the mirror. Hmm, he was getting a bit pale…
---
Shuuichi first got tipped off that Something Unusual™ was going on when Sakuma-san skipped in that morning, arms swinging wildly back and forth.
"I'm so happy, na no na no na no na no na no na no da!"
And Sakuma-san's arm went flying across the room.
Shuuichi choked on his drink when the arm landed right next to him.
"Ah, Shuu~ichi, can you hand me that?"
Shuuichi stared.
"Mou, this has been happening so much lately!" Ryuuichi sighed and jogged over. He picked up his limb and re-attached it to his body, flexing the arm to prove it worked again. He flashed a grin to Shuuichi. "Good as new! I'll see you later, Shuu~ichi!"
Shuuichi stared.
Five minutes later, a scream was heard throughout the building.
tbc, I promise. ^_^
Notes? Sure, why not. Anybody figured out what happened to Ryuuichi? And who wants to guess what day it was? ^_^
Mirai, I'm sorry if this isn't as hilariously funny as it should be. I'm gonna get to Tatsuha soon! (but Touma first. ^_^)
Oh, and a small question... am I famous yet?
And remember that none of these characters are mine, or else I'd be rich and I wouldn't have a crappy connection, and I wouldn't be so low on manga….
Oh, and everybody, feel free to leave me comments and criticism and flames. ^_^ I love praise, I'll take criticism into consideration, and flames are just for my enjoyment.
1 The Adventures of Sakuma Ryuuichi
By Eike
Prologue
Ryuuichi was having a bad day. FIRST he got a coffee stain on Kumagorou, then he had missed Shuuichi's practice session, THEN Touma had yelled at him for not finishing the new songs, and now he was caught in the rain without an umbrella. He wearily stumbled forward, hoping to make it home before he caught pneumonia and died.
Of course he couldn't make it home without trouble. He tripped over a black cat, stumbled under a ladder, accidentally broke a woman's hand mirror, and even tripped a shipper loading salt into a truck. Needless to say, the salt spilled all over the streets. All in all, a bad day.
"Are you having a bad day, Nii-san?"
Ryuuichi turned to the speaker. A wrinkly old woman dressed in mysterious clothing, the kind you often saw in gypsy movies. In fact, with that strange glowing ball in her hand, she looked almost exactly like a gypsy. Just not as beautiful as the movie gypsies.
"I've had a very bad day, na no da! Even Kumagorou agrees!" Ryuuichi complained.
The old woman smiled. "Well, I could make it better… for a price…"
Ryuuichi shuddered as the old woman cackled. She sounded scary, na no da!
"I'm okay, na no da. A hot shower will make it all better."
The woman frowned. "It will not. You need my help. I can make it better. Only me." She reached out to touch his arm. Ryuuichi shrieked and jumped back.
"Gyaa, I don't need help from ugly old hags, na no da!"
In hindsight, that was probably not the best thing to say. But she was just really really scary! Especially now that her eyes had acquired an evil glint, and she had a strange blue aura around her, not to mention her little glass ball was crackling with energy.
"… curse you…" she mumbled.
"Huh?"
"I place a curse on you!" The old woman slapped an ofuda onto his forehead and started shouting big complicated words he couldn't understand. Ryuu-chan quickly backed away from her, faltering as he stepped onto the street.
Wait. Street? Ryuuichi looked up just as the bus crashed into him.
Pain pain pain pain pain pain PAIN.
… no pain.
Ryuu cautiously opened an eye. Red. Blood. His blood. He nearly threw up when he saw the amount of blood. It must have been his entire life-fluid spilled before his eyes. That did present a problem though. If he had just lost all seven liters of his blood, why was he even conscience? Or alive, for that matter.
He slowly crawled out from underneath the bus. The people gathered there all gasped in surprise.
"He's alive? How?"
"Isn't that Sakuma Ryuuichi?"
"How could he have… what about?"
Ryuuichi stared at them blankly. He didn't quite understand what was going on, but he *did* know that he really wanted to get home. He numbly pushed through the crowd, ignoring their questions. He hugged Kumagorou tighter, wincing as he noticed that his once pink bunny was now dyed red.
----
Ryuuichi sighed as he stepped out of the shower. That really *had* helped. He smiled at his reflection in the mirror. Hmm, he was getting a bit pale…
---
Shuuichi first got tipped off that Something Unusual™ was going on when Sakuma-san skipped in that morning, arms swinging wildly back and forth.
"I'm so happy, na no na no na no na no na no na no da!"
And Sakuma-san's arm went flying across the room.
Shuuichi choked on his drink when the arm landed right next to him.
"Ah, Shuu~ichi, can you hand me that?"
Shuuichi stared.
"Mou, this has been happening so much lately!" Ryuuichi sighed and jogged over. He picked up his limb and re-attached it to his body, flexing the arm to prove it worked again. He flashed a grin to Shuuichi. "Good as new! I'll see you later, Shuu~ichi!"
Shuuichi stared.
Five minutes later, a scream was heard throughout the building.
tbc, I promise. ^_^
Notes? Sure, why not. Anybody figured out what happened to Ryuuichi? And who wants to guess what day it was? ^_^
Mirai, I'm sorry if this isn't as hilariously funny as it should be. I'm gonna get to Tatsuha soon! (but Touma first. ^_^)
Oh, and a small question... am I famous yet?