Ok, so this is my first superjail fanfic and if there is any confusion I made it where-as Emily is writing in a notebook and that is what you are reading out of. I also dont own superjail yada yada yada, I only own Emily so far... Another thing is I know this isn`t the best I can do, so if you have seen a good amount of Superjail and would like to BETA read this just PM me. Otherwise please read and review! Xx~Bri Duchamp~xX

May Saturday 14, 2011

Ok this is NOT a diary, it`s simply a journal to keep what I have done when I was in Super Jail. It all happened yesterday.

I was sitting on the boardwalk, regular outfit (jeans and a gray shirt that hung half over my shoulder). My blonde hair (middle back length) was pulled in to a messy braid, my notebook that I'm writing in now clipped to my jeans.

I had been there awhile and decided I was thirsty; I went over to the snack shack and bought a large water. 'Jackknife' then came running through and grabbed me, then I punched him in the face and we started fighting, on accident I missed him the next time and killed a little baby boy.

That's when the 'mom' then turned in to a huge white metallic beast and picked both Jackknife and I up ad brought us to a weird island with a huge volcano on it. It soon got blurred and I couldn't see much.

Soon after I was awake and taken to an office with a guy about 25, (I will be turning 24 in a few days) in a purple outfit. I couldn't help it, but I almost laughed it was funny. Not as funny as the prison guard lady who talks like a man! Then a little midget with a abnormally large forehead who looked worried, poor guy.

Anyways when I was in the office the purple guy said to me, "Welcome to SuperJail! I`m the Warden, and you're a criminal! Yet you're a woman, what ever did you do to end up in my marvelous SUPERJAIL!"

"Well I was in a fight with this ugly guy, and I kicked a baby and killed him… then the mom turned out to be a really destructive white robot." I tried to explain

"STUPENDOUS! Well what is your name?" he said twirling his cane.

"My name is Emily Jones, who are they?" I asked referring to the she-man and midget.

"Of course that is Alice, and Jarred! Now to show you around my fabulous creation!" The Warden rushed out of the room, and we were on our way.

He led me to a car thing and it looked like his face, he then showed me around and lastly to my cell. He said my cell is the biggest, and in my cell is a giant bunk bed, bathroom/shower, a desk, and a door but on the outside of the door is bars. Across from by top bunk bed is a window, also covered by bars, but it lights up the room well.

Yesterday being the day of my bad luck was Friday the 13th. Go Figure.

Whatever its getting late and i`ll write more tommarow! I hope when your reading this your out of this hell-hole.

Love,

Emily ;)

P.s.

You`ll be out in no time,

P.P.S.

Don`t fight in public or on a Friday the 13th