I took a deep breath, steeling myself for the inevitable. "So, about my friends..." I started. That wasn't right. "Well, I say friends. They're more like family." I chuckled nervously, unable to meet the eyes of the boy I was talking to. "Anyway, um... I've never really had a good relationship with my real family. So when I met these guys, they kind of took me in."
Kristoff smiled. "They did? That's so sweet."
"Yeah... I don't want to scare you, but they can be a little... inappropriate. And loud." I cringed, recalling a time when we got kicked out of the shoppes. "Very loud. But also stubborn at times and a little overbearing and-"
"Shane, they sound wonderful." Kristoff leaned down and kissed my forehead. I knew my family would love him, but I was still worried for some reason.
"Okay... Well, meet my family." I put on my best smile to mask my worry and opened the door. We were immediately met with chaos.
Van ran across the living room into the bathroom toting a fire extinguisher. Elsa had Cambria pinned down, mercilessly tickling her, and Flirt was somewhere in the back of the house yelling "Cumcicle!" for whatever odd reason. The only person being good was Dian, who just sat on the couch reading a book, successfully ignoring everyone else.
My jaw dropped. This was terrible. This was the worst first impression they could have possibly given my boyfriend. I looked at him, terrified of the next words that would come out of his mouth. It turns out, I was worried for nothing.
"Oh my God! I love them!"