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AN: Me again! I figured if I wanted another 70 reviews then I'd better start writing fast! So here's another one.
"Psst! Probie! PSST!!!!"
"What Tony!?"
"I'll go that way, you go that way. Abby's behind that rock. When you get to her, don't hesitate. Just aim your gun and shoot her. Got it? No lovey-dovey-ness. It has to be done. Try to get her in the head. Remember your training."
McGee and Tony crouched down in the dim light and crawled in separate directions around the huge rock, guns at the ready. Abby didn't stand a chance.
They both found her at the same time and McGee shot her in the head.
"Ow! McGee! Not nice!"
"Gotchya!" Tony screamed gleefully. All of a sudden though, someone jumped on his back and held a gun to his temple. In his shock, he'd spun around wildly, but the person wrapped their arms around his neck and held on.
"Freeze DiNozzo! Or I'll shoot you in the back!"
"Kate! Kate get off you're heavy!"
"No. You shot Abby in the head!"
"It had to be done."
"You'll have to be done in a min –"But before she could finish her sentence, Tony had flipped her and pinned her onto the ground, capturing her gun in the process.
She gasped as he leant over her, securing her arms above her head.
"Say your prayers Katie-girl," Tony said, aiming his gun at her stomach.
"Aww Tony please? Please don't shoot me."
"Begging huh Katie? Never thought I'd see the day. Tell me why I shouldn't shoot you right now – one good reason."
"Because… because I love you?"
Tony's eyes widened a little and his eyebrows rose an inch. That was when Kate attacked. She launched herself upwards, kneeing him in the groin and stole his gun. As he lay on the ground clutching his crotch, she pointed the gun at him fiercely. With help from the wall, he stood up. Kate took another step toward him, daring him to take her on.
"Go one then. One good reason I shouldn't shoot you right now."
Then he was kissing her. Her grip loosened on the gun momentarily. Tony knew this was the time when he was supposed to grab the gun and trick her. He knew he had to grab the gun now and stop kissing her. It was just a ploy after all.
And yet, he didn't. She completely dropped the gun to her feet and wrapped her arms around his neck… and he still did not stop kissing her and shoot her.
Suddenly an alarm sounded and the lights came back on.
"DiNozzo! Todd! What the hell was that!?" Gibbs bellowed as he entered the room.
"Uh, sorry Boss."
"I thought you told me you could keep it out of the office!"
"Well, to be fair Gibbs, we aren't in the office. We're at the paint-ball centre."
A loud head-slap echoed off the walls.