Heeeey kitties~! I'm back!~

And um, well... It's been 3 and a half months of inactivity from me, courtesy of my lazy-ass self, school, and my severe case of no-inspiration-itus. Sorry?

Anyways here's another Yullen to-be-threeshot. Honestly I already had this written up 3 months ago but I wanted to finish writing all three chapters before posting, but never got round to it. Still haven't actually, but since it's spring break and I've gotten back to writing (somewhat) I'm posting what I have, hoping that this will motivate me to write the rest. Also please tell if if there are spelling errors, because my proof-reading skills suck like crap.

SHOUT OUT TO Cutiepie120048: Heeey remember that suggestion of a 'How they met' Yullen you gave me, oh so long ago? Well, it's waaaay overdue, but here ya go~

Disclaimer: D. Gray man belongs to Katsura Hoshino

And on with the chappie!~


First

Chapter 1, First Met

A young, albino man just barely out of his teens stepped out of the taxi with a few bags of luggage in hand. In front of him was a small house he had just rented.

The man stepped forward and took a deep breath, taking in the smell of his new surroundings. He smiled.

"Well, looks like this is my new home."


An eccentric redhead bounded towards a grumpy Japanese man. "YUU!" He was punched in the gut. As he lay on the ground groaning in pain, the man glared down at him.

"Don't. Fucking. Call me that. Rabbit." Said rabbit inched away in fear, hands up in surrender.

"Mercy, K-kanda!"

"Che!" Kanda didn't bother to help the redhead up, but waited as he dusted himself off. As he did so, a Chinese woman in pigtails a couple years their junior walked over.

"Geez, you guys are fighting again? Lavi, Kanda, if you guys both plan on entering the Black Order, you're gonna have to get along at some point." She gave both a strong flick to the forehead.

"N-ah! Lenalee, what was that for?..." whined Lavi. Both he and Kanda had hands on their foreheads.

"For being a couple of idiots, that's why. Now c'mon, summer's almost over and school starts in a week. We gotta spend this time together." That was true. In a week, the two older men would be entering their fourth and final year of college to get their criminal justice degree, Lenalee her second. All three aspired to enter the Black Order. Lavi gasped.

"That's right! That also means that in a year, me and Yuu–ah, I mean Kanda will officially be members of the Order! My, time sure flies by. I still remember when we all first met in high school." Suddenly small tears pricked at the edges of Lavi's eyes as he cried dramatically. "Boohoo! Next year we'll have to leave Lena all alone! Nooo, I don't want that!" He jumped and grabbed both Lenalee and Kanda, sending all three tumbling down.

"Woah! Lavi!–"

"Fucking– Rabbit!–" They met the ground with a soft thud. They sat up, looked at each other, a burst into laughter. Well, not so much Kanda, he just 'che'd', which was still pretty normal for him. Lavi grabbed their arms and pulled them up.

"We are going drinking tonight! On me!" He pointed a thumb proudly at his chest.

Kanda snorted "As if. You're broke."

Lenalee was still giggling "And as useful your flirting skills can be Lavi, it still isn't nice to trick drinks out of the bartenders."

"Hey! It's a gift and I plan to make use of it!"

The trio continued on their way to spend the day hanging out together.


It was three days later, Lenalee was away at a dentist's appointment, and Lavi and Kanda had some time to kill. Currently they were just lounging around in their dorm room, when Lavi remembered something. "Hey, hey, Kanda! I saw this really cute boy the other day!"

"Shut up, Rabbit. I don't need to know about your love life." Lavi ignored his comment and continued on with his story.

"So he started being at Jerry's bakery everyday not too long ago, or I would've noticed, considering his angelic white hair! So anyways, he always orders like five cupcakes and he always eats 'em there." Kanda stopped him for a moment.

"Dude. You sound like a stalker. Creepy much?"

Lavi pouted. "I'm not stalking! I just happen to be observant when I walk by the bakery. Okay so after that, one day I decided to watch him for a bit from another table–"

"Stalker."

"–and then so he had already finished four of his five cupcakes, yeah? And his phone rang, and I think he was late for something, 'cause he just shoved the last cupcake in his mouth before scurrying off. He was too cute! He's an angel!" Kanda just made a face.

"Sounds more like a pig to me."

"Aww, don't be like that Kanda. I managed to strike a conversation up with him and even got his number. His name's Allen by the way. Anyways, I've already got a plan to convince him to go drinking with me, and then I'll bring him here, and then I'll–Uwaahh!" Lavi had just been kicked off the couch he had been sitting on.

"You damned horny Rabbit! Don't you fucking dare bring him here and don't tell me about your sick plans on getting laid, especially when we share the same room!" Kanda had just the slightest blush on his cheeks, not that anyone noticed.

Lavi rubbed his rump where he'd been kicked and laughed from the floor. "Oh hoh hoh~ Seems like you're just jealous that I can bed anyone, be it boy or girl, whenever I want, while you're stuck in a relationship with the stick up your ass!" He narrowly missed an alarm clock being hurled at his head.

"Fucking say that again!" shouted Kanda. The chase between wolf and rabbit commenced.

"Ahh! Wait Kanda! No, wait I'm sorry!" He was chased out of the dorm room. "Please Kanda! I don't have any pants on!" But the chase continued onto campus. People stared at the man in just boxers and a tank top run around screaming like a girl while being chased by a long-haired man in sweats.

That was how Lavi found himself with a triple-decker lump on his head sulking beside Kanda as they walked back to their room. "Neh Kanda, you're mean…" he whined. "It was just a joke."

"Keep your horny jokes to yourself." They were back in their room, Lavi putting on some pants this time, in case of further unexpected outside excursions.

"But I do plan on making Allen my friend, he's really nice." Off to the side, Lavi spoke quietly to himself. "Though he would've been nice in be–OW! Hey!" Unfortunately for him, Kanda still heard him, giving him a sharp cuff to the head as a response.

They settled into a comfortable silence, before it was soon interrupted by a text from Lenalee.

Lenalee: Hey guys! My brother came for a surprise visit after my dentist appointment, and he insisted I spend the afternoon with him, so I won't be able to hang out today. So sorry! Tomorrow maybe?

Lavi sighed. "Aww, now what're we going to do? It's still only half past one!" His eyes suddenly lit up like he'd just had an 'aha!' moment. "Wait! It's only half past one! I could totally introduce you to Allen! We should be able to catch him at the bakery, c'mon!" He jumped up and grabbed onto Kanda's arm and shot out of the room, bringing a whole lot of protests and curses with them.


Lavi and Kanda were now jogging down the sidewalk. Kanda jerked his arm out of Lavi's grasp. "Fucking let me go, damned Rabbit!" They slowed down to a fast walk.

"C'mon Kanda, he should be coming out of the bakery by now."

Kanda gave him an incredulous look. "And how the hell would you know that?"

"Because he always leaves the bakery around 1:45pm."

"Dude. How is that not stalking?"

"It's not! I'm just observant!"

"Sure you are."

"Shut up!" They were nearing the bakery, and had slowed down even further to a walk. "Ooh~ I could totally scare Allen right now! Look, there he is, he's coming out." True to his word, a mop of white hair and its owner stepped out of the bakery entrance. He faced the other way. Kanda snorted.

"That's him? He's just a beansprout."

"No, he's really cute! Just wait 'till you meet him. Now be quiet!" The redhead crept slowly toward the albino—Kanda just walked by the side—before breaking out into a sprint, aiming to tackle the young man. "Surprise Alle–eeehhhAAAAHHH!" Lavi's body was suddenly in the air, as he was flipped by the shorter man with practiced ease. Kanda was shocked. Lavi met the ground with a loud 'oomph!', a foot firmly placed on his chest. The perpetrator's once guarded face contorted into one of surprise.

"Eh? Lavi?" The albino tilted his head in innocent confusion, before he realized the situation. "Oh my god, Lavi!" He scrambled to get his foot off the older man. "Oh my god, I'm so sorry Lavi! I thought you were an attacker, and I just flipped you, I swear it was out of reflex, I didn't mean to–!" He was interrupted by the sound of low chuckling. Both he and Lavi turned their heads towards the sound, him in confusion, and Lavi in shock.

To the side was Kanda, a hand half covering his mouth as he chuckled lightly. "Y-you… the rabbit… and he…" was all he managed out with his quirky half smile. Allen was still confused.

"Eh?..." Lavi sat up from the ground, and cleared his throat.

"Allen, this is my friend."

"Oh! Well it's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Allen Walker." Allen held out his hand, and gave a bright smile. Much to Lavi's surprise, Kanda accepted his hand and returned the smile.

"Yuu Kanda."

Perhaps Lavi should give this one to Kanda.


And scene!

Well there you have it, chapter 1 of First.

I thank y'all for taking the time to read my fic.

Review? Please? It'll probably motivate me to get the next chapter out sooner.

Anyways, 'till next time,

Au Revoir!