Disclaimer: I own it. (sigh) If you all are really that gullible, then believe what you will…
A/N: Thought this up a long time ago, and basically forgot about it. Anyway, here it is now, so enjoy.
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"Hey Kousuke." A young and fully naïve Rio looked at the seven year old redhead as he sat on the bench at the park.
"What is it?" Asazuki smiled in that cute, boy-ish way to the younger Blade Child.
The grey-eyed girl thought for a moment before giving her reply. "How are babies born?" she asked, curiously.
The crimson-haired boy blinked, stunned at the sudden question that had been asked. "Dunno….but I could tell you how you were born, Rio…" he stated with a smirk.
"Really?" Those large grey orbs shone brightly.
"Of course." Kousuke nodded. "Well, you were born from a giant peach. It just popped right open and…and there you were. Peach baby Rio!" he explained, with the straightest face he could manage, so as not to give away the lie. "No one would take you. After all, you were a stinky little peach baby. No one liked peaches back then, so we had to keep you." He continued.
Rio blinked. "You liar! Kanone said I came out of a melon! A big, ripe musk melon that was bigger than a house!" she yelped.
"Kanone told you that?" Kousuke frowned slightly. "Nah. You came out of a peach. And you're still a stinky little peach baby." He smirked, teasing the poor girl.
Rio sniffled at the comment, and tears began to blur her vision. "Waaaaahhhhh!"
A/N: Pointless, I know. But whatever. Besides…I've accomplished the first RioxKousuke chibi fic! (throws confetti) Meh…that was short lived. Review, please.