Hey Guys! Well, since the Dark Lord has tried/failed numerous times to kill Potter, I thought I would show him how easy it really is!
XSilverxSilverxSilverx50 Ways to Kill Harry Potter:
Wrap your hands firmly around Potter's neck. Squeeze firmly, until victim stops struggling/breathing.
Connect a cement block to Potter. Drop him in the lake at Hogwarts.
Push him off of the Astronomy Tower.
Order your Death Eater followers to kill him.
Order your Vampire allies to kill him.
Order your Werewolf allies to kill him.
Order your Giant allies to kill him.
Buy a gun. Load gun. Point at Potter. Pull trigger multiple times.
Order your most trusted, Inner Circle Death Eaters to kill him.
Slit his throat.
Lodge the sword of Godric Gryffindor between his collarbone and his belly button.
Use Godric Gryffindor's sword in a more sweeping motion, causing vital organs to spill out.
Magically turn Potter metal. Stick him outside during a thunderstorm.
Magically turn him into a beautiful, rare flower. Tear him into little pieces.
Magically turn him into a beautiful, rare flower. Put him in a dark place, with no sun or water.
Using magic, make Potter into a little kitten. Put him into a cage with Hagrid's dog, Fluffy.
Turn him into a mouse. Feed to Crookshanks.
Turn into a beetle. Step firmly, putting entire weight on Beetle-boy.
Put a regular Wal-Mart bag over the Golden Boy's head, asphyxiating him.
Push through the curtain at the Department of Mysteries.
During the Full moon, tie Potter up, and leave him outside as werewolf-chow.
Magically zap him to Aragog's lair.
Use Inflamarae.
Get Potter run over by the Knight's Bus.
Poison him.
Get Snape to poison him.
Using Imperio, get McGonagall to poison him.
Using Imperio, get Flitwick to poison him.
Using Imperio, get Sprout to poison him.
Imperio an ex-con into repeatedly shanking him.
Politely ask a Rose Hill student to repeatedly shank Potter.
Poison his favorite sweets.
Enchant a piñata to be a serial killer piñata, and make it kill him.
Curse him to randomly shout out "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" Stick him in Potion's Class.
Make him sing the Batman theme song when Snape enters the room.
Give him depressing music CD's. With all the sorrow already in his life, Potter will kill himself.
Give him a depression potion. Again, suicide.
Use a throwing axe used by Vikings in the 10th Century.
Drown him in a well.
Drown in a cauldron of pig's blood.
Shoot in the head with a bow & arrow.
Using magic, infect Potter with toenail cancer.
Turn the boy into a giant cupcake, and put him in his relatives' home.
Give the infuriating muggle, Vernon Dursley, a loaded handgun.
Push his head into his pillow while he sleeps. Don't let go until he stops moving!
Shoot him repeatedly in the chest with an AK47.
Stick Potter's head in the toilet. Hold his face in the water until he's dead.
Slap, punch, mildly curse, kick, and bitch-slap him to death.
File your nails into sharp, deadly claws. Rip boy-who-lived to shreds.
Point wand directly at him. Shout 'Avada Kedavra!' at him.
XSilverxSilverxSilverxCongratulations! By using one of my ingenious schemes, or a combination of them, you have now killed Harry James Potter! -party music!- Yay!!!