Hey guys, decided to write something different to my usual stuff. So here is my go at a Breakfast Club fic! I own nothing sadly, I'd love to own John Bender.
Shermer High School, Shermer Illinois. It was Saturday April 21st, and I, Alice Cocker, was to serve detention, for 9 hours. What better way to spend a Saturday?
I walked into the school library to find it empty, I slowly began to wonder if I would be the only one at school today but my questions were answered when the princess, Claire Standish, and the jock, Andrew Clark walked in and sat 2 desks in front of me.
I had never gotten along with either of them, they probably didn't even know who I was, I did keep to myself after all.
Next to join us was Brian Johnson, fellow member of the Latin club, he was an okay kid, though I can't say we ever engaged in conversation. He sat himself down in the middle of the room.
Alliso Reynolds chose a seat on the back row, the seat furthest away from everyone, she was the only girl that was stranger than me at school, if I was being honest, I would have to say I looked up to her. She was always alone but never seemed bothered about it, whereas I was always alone but hated every moment.
Last, but certainly not discreetest, was John Bender. Well known burner and anti-socialite of Shermer High. He ran his hand along the desk in the library and stole a few things along the way before choosing his seat at the desk in front of me.
A few beats later, Dick came in to greet us.
"I want to congradulate you for being on time!" sometimes I wondered how he managed to get his job.
Mrs Prissy Pants raised her hand, Mr Vernon just stared at her.
"Excuse me sir? I know it's detention, but I don't think I belong in here" Vernon just looked past her.
"It is now 7:06, you have exactly eight hours and fifty four minutes to think about why you're here, ponder the error of your ways" Bender propped his feet up on the chair next to him.
"You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. And you two!" he pointed at me and John with his index and little finger.
"Will not sleep!" he pulled the chair out from under Benders feet then placed it on the other side of the table as I mock saluted him.
"You are going to write an essay, describing who you think you are. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times, is that clear Mr. Bender?" he looks pointedly at John.
"Crystal" at this I raise my hand, Vernon raises his eyebrow at me.
"What about phrases?" John turns to look at me with a smirk on his face.
"Funny, smart ass" Vernon turns to walk away, commenting how he doesn't want to see any of us again when Brian stands and explains how he wouldn't be back.
"My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill advised. Any questions?"
"Yeah I got a question, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Bender quips, earning a chuckle from me.
"You'll get the answer to that next saturday, Mr. Bender, and if you find it so funny Miss Cocker I assume you will be joining him. Don't mess with the bull you two, you'll get the horns!"
Once Vernon had left us alone we were starting to get comfortable when we heard a very loud snapping noise. Everyone turned to see what the noise was when Bender locked his eyes on Allison, we all followed suit.
"You keep eating your hand and you won't be hungry for lunch" Allison spat the nail she was chewing at him.
"I've seen you before you know... You too" he added, turning to me.
I slumped down in my chair and watched as John gave Brian an evil look as they removed their jackets at the same time.
John turned back in his seat and threw his essay paper at the Claire and Andrew in front, missing them by a few centimeters, when he figured he wouldn't get a reaction he began singing tunelessly.
"Oh shit! What're we suppose to do if we have to take a piss?! If you gotta go, you gotta go!" he shouted abruptly as he undid his zip.
"You're not urinating in here!" Andrew snapped.
"Don't talk, don't talk. It makes it crawl back up"
"You whip it out and you're dead before the first drop hits the floor" he warned.
"You're pretty sexy when you get angry" John playfully growled.
"Hey homeboy, why don't you close that door and we'll impregnate the beauty queen" at this Claire turned around glaring at Bender.
"Don't get full of yourself now Cherry, I didn't mean you" he grinned at me.
"If I lose my temper, you're totalled man" Andrew piped up again.
"Totally?" Bender feigned hurt.
"Why don't you just shut up, nobody here is interested!" Claire shouted.
"Apparently you're wrong, beauty queen here seems to be interested" this time everyone looked at me, I slid further down my chair, trying to hide the blush on my face.
"Excuse me fellas? I think we should just write our papers" Brian whimpered, obviously nervous.
"Look, just because you live here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass" John laughed at Andrew.
"He's just doing it to get a rise out of you, ignore it" I muttered to no one in particular.
"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried" he winked over his shoulder at me.
"So... Are you guys like boyfriend/girlfriend?" he asked Andy and Claire, no response.
"Steady dates?" nothing.
"Lovers?" nada.
"Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?" finally both turn and scream at him to shut up. Pleased with himself Bender walks over to the railing against the wall and sits on it.
"What do you say we close that door? We can't have a party with Vernon checking us out every few seconds"
"The door's supposed to stay open" Brian informed.
"Why don't you just shut up! There's 4 other people in here" I groaned, putting my arms on the table and burying my head waiting for the conversation about wrestling to pass. Silently sniggering when I heard him comment on how he wouldn't join a group of lepers.
"I'm in the physics club too" I heard Brian mumbling.
"What are you babbling about?" John asked.
"I'm in the math club, Latin, and the physics club" he stated.
"There's a Latin club?" Claire sounded confused.
"Yeah it's pretty cool, Alice is in it too" I gulped audibly.
"Who the hell is Alice?" Andrew asked.
"Me" I groaned, muffled by my arms.
Everyone went quiet after that, discussing how only people like Bender get high.
"I resent that" I popped my head up.
"What?" Brian asked.
"I get high" this caused the previous statement to change.
"Fine, people like Bender and you" I nodded and reburied my head.
Okay that's my first chapter, reviews are welcome. Hope you enjoyed!
