Otp: Well, MSD gave me a prompt since I was bored and this is what I turned up. YAY! Lol this is just a collection of drabbles that I will update when I can or when the bunny attacks.

Disclaimer: I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish I owned FMA, but I don't....

Hairbrush

"Roy, have you seen my hairbrush anywhere?" Riza asked as she shuffled through her vanity drawers in their room. She was a wearing a black sleeveless evening gown and her hair was down.

Roy walked into the room dressed in his dress uniform. "I haven't seen it since this morning. Where did you leave it last?" he asked coming over to her side.

She continued to shuffle through the drawers. "I left it on the desk and now it's gone. Dammit, where'd it go?" she muttered angrily, slamming the drawer shut. She swept out of the room and into the bathroom.

As she began to tear up the bathroom, Roy decided to stay out of her way and headed into the living room to wait. Normally, he would be helping her, but when it came to either her hairbrush or her hair clip, she didn't like it when somebody touched them. He didn't know why but when he had asked her about it she had just said. "They were the only things that my mother left me," and so he didn't mess with them.

Back in the bathroom, Riza was sifting through the medicine cabinet, shifting the contents this way and that knocking over a bottle of nail polish remover. It dribbled into the sink leaving a nasty smell in the air. Riza growled in frustration and quickly righted the bottle and stuffed it back on the shelf before closing it roughly. Now she was looking at her visage in the mirror and she frowned.

'Stupid hair…' she thought angrily regarding her mussed up hair with disdain. It was all Roy's fault really. He had to get a little 'frisky' before they went to the party. Then again, she hadn't really refused his advances, but she hadn't really foreseen the consequences of their actions.

She closed her eyes trying to visualize where she had left her brush. 'Let's see, I got up this morning, came in here, brushed my teeth, took a shower, and brushed my hair. No matter which way you look at it the damn thing should be in here but it isn't! Where the hell is it?!'

Riza opened her eyes and looked down hoping to see her brush magically appear and she sighed not seeing it. She looked up at the clock and groaned. If she didn't hurry up they were going to be late and there was no way in hell that she was going to mar her perfect record just because she lost her hair brush.

She looked in the mirror once more and let out another frustrated sigh. 'But I need it,' she thought and left the bathroom once again attacking the drawers in the bureau.

Meanwhile, Roy was sitting quietly in the living room wondering if Riza had found her hair brush yet. Judging by the time, if she didn't hurry up they were gonna be late and he knew how much she hated being late.

Sighing, Roy gazed down at Hayate who was sitting quietly on the floor in front of him chewing happily on a bone. He looked away and moments later his gaze went right back to Hayate. 'No way, is that what I think it is?' he asked himself leaning forward to examine the so-called bone that Hayate was enjoying.

Upon closer inspection, Roy discovered that the bone was in fact not a bone but Riza's missing hairbrush. He laughed out loud and he reached out to take it away from the dog. "Hayate, give. You know that doesn't belong to you. I don't think your mommy would be very happy if she found out that you had chewed up her hair brush," he said finally pulling the brush away from his jaws.

He stood up and walked back to the bedroom. He stood in the doorway and held it up. "Riza, I found your hairbrush." He said.

Riza turned around and rushed forward to grab it and then her frown deepened upon seeing the condition it was in. It had teeth marks all over it and it was all wet with dog slobber. In seconds Riza's expression went from relieved, to shocked, to livid. Roy seeing what was coming got out of her way as she rushed into the living room screaming. "Hayate! This is the third time this month!"

Otp: Well, there you have it. Short, simple, and sweet, rock on. LOL Thanks for reading. Luvs hugs and pocky for all who review cause they are much appreciated.